The sewer is bottom 8 my friend. We are locked in for another September journey.Don't worry, you'll be joining us in the sewer before the season ends
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The sewer is bottom 8 my friend. We are locked in for another September journey.Don't worry, you'll be joining us in the sewer before the season ends
Exactly, but the September journey won't last longThe sewer is bottom 8 my friend. We are locked in for another September journey.
Injuries mate and the Pies depth is as bad as Carltons.That's quite the fall from grace when you think about it
Come back when you have 16 flags like these 2 great Melbourne sides.The sewer is bottom 8 my friend. We are locked in for another September journey.
Maybe. Tbh straight set exits from top four are not that uncommon these days.Exactly, but the September journey won't last long
Roberto, show more respect to a great successful AFL club who has won 4 AFL flags.Come back when you have 16 flags like these 2 great Melbourne sides.
I was hoping the Pies were going to give the worst premiership defence ever but they couldn't beat the Cats.Roberto, show more respect to a great successful AFL club who has won 4 AFL flags.
Well clearly in 2022 & 2023 you were better and so far this year we are better but that could change in the last two rounds2023 Premiers, so should be pretty obvious.
What about for Carlton?
2022 - jamie elliott grim reaper knock you out of finals
2023 - dead rubber win, but Pies are premiers
2024 - GOATcos carries us to victory, and then do the double for Sir Scott in his 400th
Which season is a Carlton's fans view of their best season compared to the Pies, of the last three?
Didn't answer the question.Someone should tell the AFL the ladder they put out is wrong, 10 teams including Carlton are ahead of the Pies.
No i never answered the question mate, good pick up.Didn't answer the question.
Which of the below seasons is best compared to the Pies?
2022 - jamie elliott grim reaper knock you out of finals
2023 - dead rubber win, but Pies are premiers
2024 - GOATcos carries us to victory, and then do the double for Sir Scott in his 400th
Thankfully we were better than Carlton in 2024!I was hoping the Pies were going to give the worst premiership defence ever but they couldn't beat the Cats.
Head to head Pies were better but as far as the overall picture goes Blues have had Pies covered for all but a week.Thankfully we were better than Carlton in 2024!
Lose games to the Shakers and we would be down in 14th and it would have been the worst premiership defence ever.
A relief that our dominance over Carlton coming to the rescue once again.
We can agree!Pies were better
You Pie fans should be measuring yourself against the power sides of this century like Brisbane, Hawthorn, Geelong and Richmond but all you worry about is Carlton, that says it all and may Carlton rule inside your head forever.We can agree!
Why would we do that in a thread about who will be better between Carlton and Collingwood in 2024?You Pie fans should be measuring yourself against the power sides of this century like Brisbane, Hawthorn, Geelong and Richmond but all you worry about is Carlton, that says it all and may Carlton rule inside your head forever.
And if things get really bad, Crazy Vossy will whip down to Aldi, pickup a few trays of snags, and release a video on YouTube inviting all the contributors on this thread to an apology sausage sizzle to smooth things over.The issue for the Blues in 2025 is that they will be under the pump immediately.
Any early losses and the pitchforks will be out like the old days.
Crisis meetings on a Sunday night, journos camped out the front.
No an injury ravaged Carlton team will still finish in front of the Pies this year.Thankfully we were better than Carlton in 2024!
Lose games to the Shakers and we would be down in 14th and it would have been the worst premiership defence ever.
A relief that our dominance over Carlton coming to the rescue once again.
Even when we're shit we're still leading, sucks to be you.Pies leading.
Happy to talk about the present, how was your last 29 years?Pies supporters always talking about the past.
Your fantasy of sausages says a lot.And if things get really bad, Crazy Vossy will whip down to Aldi, pickup a few trays of snags, and release a video on YouTube inviting all the contributors on this thread to an apology sausage sizzle to smooth things over.
To further lift the now buoyant morale, he will unveil a new poster which muses on whether we can or cannot smell what he’s cooking.
Carlton fans will rejoice at the clever marketing ploy (not to mention the free sausage!) And tuck themselves in that night so giddy with excitement for what 2026 may bring, that Chief, Arrow and Robertio will not sleep a wink.
They will then start a thread on BigFooty to troll Collingwood fans, where they excitedly gossip about what they think they can smell their team cooking, and taunt us with stories of that time they got a free sausage.
Unfortunately after a promising start to 2026, which naturally prompts the Carlton faithful to buy grand final tickets in June, their season fizzes out again, and Crazy Vossy knows exactly what to do…
Except you aren't leading unless you're reading the ladder upside down?Even when we're shit we're still leading, sucks to be you.
We only have slightly less flags than what you won. How was your last sixty six years?Happy to talk about the present, how was your last 29 years?