Think Tank Carlton Excuse Repository

[frggr]

An unbelievably gutsy underdog victory. Can they do it again against the Aints to secure an elimination final loss next week?

Saints just had their Grand Final, but we'll have to wait and see.

Just quietly I think Ross The Boss might be a touch smarter than Crazy Vossy

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

It’s hard to know what to wish for… Carltank go back to missing finals altogether, or Carltank continue their new trend of getting KO’d in finals as their ‘stars’ crumble under pressure but still giving false hope to their fans



Either way the Bay wins

 

[jannissary]

Poor selection cost that game

writes itself

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

It’s hard to know what to wish for… Carltank go back to missing finals altogether, or Carltank continue their new trend of getting KO’d in finals as their ‘stars’ crumble under pressure but still giving false hope to their fans

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Either way the Bay wins

Still happy with either option

 

[frggr]

An unbelievably gutsy underdog victory. Can they do it again against the Aints to secure an elimination final loss next week?

No they can't.

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

It’s hard to know what to wish for… Carltank go back to missing finals altogether, or Carltank continue their new trend of getting KO’d in finals as their ‘stars’ crumble under pressure but still giving false hope to their fans

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Either way the Bay wins

Their fans are morons, even finishing last they’d think they’re a chance for the flag

 

[jannissary]

Still happy with either option

i think missing altogether is the funniest option, they've been frontrunning since their june premiership

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Wow it looks like frggr and Elmer are no longer a couple.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Isn’t it great how the Bloosers losing has brought peace and harmony to the Bay…. At least for today

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

No excuses or feeling sorry for ourselves.

Just wasn't our year.

We have unearthed some gun kids though in the past 6 weeks which will hold is in good stead next year and beyond. Ashton Moir could be anything if he works hard enough for it.

 

[jannissary]

Can we have a genuine contest that isn't manufactured by your rotten umpires? Most games, every week. It's gotten to be worse than the NBA when I was working in it - the Tim Donaghy era. Fabricated and manufactured.

Season was cooked with injuries anyway. No way we beat Brisbane up there...time to aggressively improve the list Saints are garbage...got lucky with half our best 22 missing

[about st kilda] just a shit heap of a football club that have done absolutely nothing....their claim to fame is a DVD Box set of a winning streak that resulted in no premierships and beating us today.....oh they also won a GF in B&W....FK em.

Jump on the bummers bandwagon, they're atleast brave..

The game wouldn’t have been that close if it wasn’t for the umpiring. It wasn’t the only factor, but it certainly didn’t help.

there's probably more in some of their other threads but i think these all made me laugh, especially supporting essendon.

 

[AvantGardener]

Their fans are morons, even finishing last they’d think they’re a chance for the flag

Well we did win a final from 9th

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Ashton Moir could be anything if he

Changes clubs

 

[V_23]

Isn’t it great how the Bloosers losing has brought peace and harmony to the Bay…. At least for today

Guess again, floggo!

 

[rdhopkins2]

I didn’t want us to win coz I put the house on Brisvegas!

 

[frggr]

About 6 weeks ago he got his laptop stolen before a game. I believe stolen from his car.

Under these circumstances EF should be moved to MCG. Especially considering only 2 finals apart from the GF will be in Melbourne for the whole series.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Not really an excuse... more of a desperate plea for divine intervention/acknowledgement of fear

 

[AvantGardener]

Not really an excuse... more of a desperate plea for divine intervention/acknowledgement of fear

Or a joke even

 

[All Aust]

we get 9 pages in and Vossy engages with I've got criminals to manage?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

He should have asked Richmond to help, they have experience dealing with criminals

 

[rdhopkins2]

Vossy has volunteered to disband the Carlton Crew?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Rumour has it he was the one who took out Gangitano

 

[frggr]

I think this will be a busy thread next weekend (as opposed to this weekend)

 

[AvantGardener]

I think this will be a busy thread next weekend (as opposed to this weekend)

Good to be occupying your mind at 1.33am

 

[frggr]

Good to be occupying your mind at 1.33am

Was it 1:33 where you are? Very good