Universal Love Brainstorming ideas for Kochie’s & Ken’s future book deals

[Wanyabeach]

Plenty of current titles cover it:
The fault in our stars
Wages of Fear
One hundred years of solitude
Great expectations
Brave new world
In cold blood
Frankenstein

 

[Sewer de Lance]

Coaching at 90 - the remarkable true account of the longest serving coach in sporting history.

 

[TeeKray]

'He Can't Kick It For Them' - The story of a tortured genius let down by a list of players that just wasn't good enough

Foreword by Kane Cornes

 

[gtrxuone]

The Allmost Hawthorne 1980's Dynasty.

 

[PowerBaz]

'Chain Reaction' - The story of daddy and his disciples.

The book launch could be held at the launch of Dutton's SA reactor (2045) which was moved to Alberton in the big shed.

 

[Grave Danger]

Bullshit For Dummies

 

[JohnHinckleyJr]

Ken Loves the Koch ..
An unadulterated love affair between two bald men a bedridden wife and a useless campaigner named Jed

 

[Grave Danger]

Compare the Pear

David Koch asks the ungrateful 'white noise brigade' to look at Port Adelaide Football Club now, compared to when he and Ken Hinkley came into the joint and saved it from disaster.

"A tour de force in (unintended) irony" - Michael Warner, Herald-Sun

 

[Duck Farmer]

June Messiah

Winner!

 

[Cam1870]

To kill a football club

The subtle art of not giving a fk

 

[dirty2]

David "Davey" Koch

The boy from Bolivar.

 

[Thunderer]

The Father Figure - the story of how a middle aged man took over a hundred orphans and taught them about learnings, connectedness and greyhound syndicates.

 

[Thunderer]

Something is Hinkley in the state of Denmark!

 

[davesnothere]

3 premierships in 5 years.

And further inspiration for fringe comedy.

Forward by David "Moe" Koch.

 

[manureid]

INXS In the Goalsquare - The Beginning of the End.

 

[simba_]

"success without premierships" is my favorite, in the curb your enthusiasm "acting without acting" vein. what a great title to pair with their smug-beyond-comprehension faces.

 

[Thunderer]

Fool me once, Fool me two, Three Times and More Please! - David Koch shares his coach negotiation tactics and strategies

 

[Sewer de Lance]

Cooking with Ken - 20 unsavoury dishes that will put you off food forever

Narcissistic Pig - David Koch in his own words.

 

[Duck Farmer]

3 premierships in 5 years.

And further inspiration for fringe comedy.

Forward by David "Moe" Koch.

2 Bald Guys, No Cups

 

[HugeJohnson]

Somehow I Manage - Michael Scott Ken Hinkley
2024 - George Orwell Ken Hinkley
The Diary of a Young Girl Boy - Anne Frank Jed McEntee
Football for Dummies - David Koch & Ken Hinkley
Business Secrets of the Pharaohs Bozos - Mark Corrigan David Koch
The Invisible Man - Matthew Richardson

Matthew Richardson

Age

49

Ht

195cm

Wt

104kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.0

4star

K

10.9

4star

HB

3.1

3star

M

8.0

5star

T

0.5

3star

No current season stats available

D

15.0

4star

K

9.2

4star

HB

5.8

4star

M

7.8

5star

T

0.8

3star

 

[ElectricG]

Sack Me If You Can

 

[Thunderer]

It's not the SANFL Anymore by David Koch and Ken Hinkley

The first hand story told by two tortured geniuses of how they took one of the most successful sporting organisations in the world to the towering heights of mediocrity and how they educated their rabid, ungrateful fans consumers they should be lucky to be in the big leagues.

The reviews are... meh

"Underwhelming..." - The New York Times

"This book promises a lot, but delivers very little" - The Sydney Morning Herald

"It took me almost 12 years to read..." - Roger Ebert

"Why did I even bother...

Go away now!" - The Critical Drinker

 

[HinkleysHeroes]

The Silence of the Fans

Edit- Not sure if already done but it is the most obvious title out there

Learnings

 

[Jojay]

Professional Bullshitting for Dummies

 

[elbarton]

June Messiah

Perfect joke, no notes