Off-topic Bay 13 Survivor: Cockburn (2016). We have a winner! (links in OP)

bontshow · Jan 7, 2016

Starburns_ said:
Has everyone gone? Is the fun part over and now I actually have to make a decision (or 4)?

hazard · Jan 7, 2016

boydshow said:
iBeng & Red mist missing I think

A Cut Above http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521613
Allikat http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-21#post-42527131
Benwah83 http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521116
boydshow http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521174
Chappyuk http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521111
Cooksen http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521472
DapperJong http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-20#post-42523817
Dinsdale http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521913
Duritz http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-20#post-42525195
Haduken http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42522583
hazard http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42520927
iBeng
JoseMourinho http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521239
Kangaroos4eva http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-20#post-42522795
Morganashlee http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521422
Red mist
royals1922 http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521369
Stronzo http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-22#post-42527962
TootToot! http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-20#post-42523644
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-20#post-42524049
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-20#post-42524323

Well look at boydshow being helpful!

What do you say guys, can we keep him?

Benwah83 · Jan 7, 2016

hazard said:
Well look at boydshow being helpful!

What do you say guys, can we keep him?

It's good, but it would have been better if he'd put everyone's island name as the link, rather than the raw URL address. Now I have to click on the links to see the island names. Ain't nobody got time for dat.

Score: 6 out of 10.

A Cut Above · Jan 7, 2016

boydshow said:
iBeng & Red mist missing I think

A Cut Above http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521613
Allikat http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-21#post-42527131
Benwah83 http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521116
boydshow http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521174
Chappyuk http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521111
Cooksen http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521472
DapperJong http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-20#post-42523817
Dinsdale http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521913
Duritz http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-20#post-42525195
Haduken http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42522583
hazard http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42520927
iBeng
JoseMourinho http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521239
Kangaroos4eva http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-20#post-42522795
Morganashlee http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521422
Red mist
royals1922 http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521369
Stronzo http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-22#post-42527962
TootToot! http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-20#post-42523644
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-20#post-42524049
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-20#post-42524323

Links to challenger entries, check.
Alphabetical sorting, check.
Correct name capitalization, check.
Team allegiance sub-sorting, NOT PRESENT

Oh boydshow........ and you were so close too.

Dinsdale · Jan 7, 2016

boydshow said:
iBeng & Red mist missing I think

A Cut Above http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521613
Allikat http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-21#post-42527131
Benwah83 http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521116
boydshow http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521174
Chappyuk http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521111
Cooksen http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521472
DapperJong http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-20#post-42523817
Dinsdale http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521913
Duritz http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-20#post-42525195
Haduken http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42522583
hazard http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42520927
iBeng
JoseMourinho http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521239
Kangaroos4eva http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-20#post-42522795
Morganashlee http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521422
Red mist
royals1922 http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-19#post-42521369
Stronzo http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-22#post-42527962
TootToot! http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-20#post-42523644
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-20#post-42524049
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...links-in-the-op.1120463/page-20#post-42524323

thats the best list so far. JoseMourinho take note

DapperJong · Jan 7, 2016

Clearly mine was the best.

That's just what I've been told by my adoring fans.

Red mist · Jan 7, 2016

Challenge #1 entry

Diary entry. Day 1.

"HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE !!!!!1!1!"
I was aroused startled or was it startlingly aroused, one of them, by Morganashlee singing away. She had a seasoned look in her eyes and a tattered peacock quill in her hair. "Bout time you woke up floggo. Try and make yourself useful, peanut." "Yes Miss" I squeaked meekly, moving away.

I surveyed my surroundings and took a look at the menagerie of flogs that had been assembled.

DapperJong was using binoculars and quietly whispering to himself "don't get ronery." Over and over.@Haduken was round housing tree branches for kicks. A Cut Above was laying in a hammock he'd already made and was sipping on a strange drink with an umbrella oblivious to his surroundings. I decided I needed to rustle up some prison hooch so started looking for ingredients to put in a garbage bag I had handy.

I could see iBeng scurrying about, sometimes sideways. His immediate mission looked like catching crabs with his belt buckle.
Kangaroos4eva was busy chatting furiously to anyone. A handsome woman was kangas but on closer inspection had an Adam's apple like a giraffes knee.
An authoritive looking type Chappyuk was walking around with a cow bell around his neck. It would toll randomly. I was certain that was going to get annoying.

As to where we were, I had no idea until royals1922 started ecstatically gibbering and pointing to his back. Benwah83 sidled over and started spreading apart the thick silver hair, like a baboon searching for fleas. He pointed out he'd found a tattoo map under the hair. It was old and faded like Brent Harvey's career but could still be made out around the hair, skin tags and undisclosed blemishes.

The details on the Tattoo matched our surroundings exactly. On the bottom of the map was a name
#Taliasacheat island. So we were on an island fitting for our mission.
boydshow who had a disheveled haircut like a fella who cuts his own hair, tried to snap a twig across his knee in frustration. But only hurt his knee and stormed off muttering furiously.

Let the games begin.

Starburns_ · Jan 7, 2016

iBeng just under 2 hours left.

Haduken · Jan 7, 2016

Starburns_ said:
iBeng just under 2 hours left.

His posting efficiency is right down... :thumbsu:

Bender_ · Jan 7, 2016

iBeng is probably caught up in an epic SFA game.

Stan_Darsh72 · Jan 7, 2016

Bender_ said:
iBeng is probably caught up in an epic SFA game.

I rolled a 6 does that mean goal?

BoringRoss · Jan 7, 2016

Can I post my entry.

I was stuck on an island with 20 people and a man called jose came and talked to me about accounting, that was very fun.

I proceeded to talk to the people abut the joys of defensive football but they all ran away apart from the fremantle supporters.

This island is fun.

iBeng · Jan 7, 2016

Challenge #1 entry.

I awoke to something...or someone...poking me in the back. Unfortunately I found it was someone, and proceeded to remove the big spoon I had acquired, much to the disappointment of Red mist.

I knew I had signed up for a rough survival adventure but this...this was something out of a dodgy run Church camp weekend dump. All I needed was a priest and to "receive the blood of Christ" again and my therapist would be paying for her second kid through school...But I digest journal, sorry to get sidetracked. I promised myself I would write down everything that happens to me during my stay here.

Our first challenge was pretty straight forward. Name this place. Apparently its an island...However I felt it more of a rock in a sea of...water. The others were to busy arguing what to name this place, rather then concern themselves with food, shelter, masturbation huts, water or protection from whatever wild beasts roam this forsake area...I could have sworn I heard something chanting "Hird Hird..." last night.

I promised myself I wouldnt get involved in to many of the other challengers squabbles but this one was to important to skip. I finished the last branch of my Special Time hut and walked over to the group. All of them were huddled around a crude map of the island. By crude, I mean Haduken had drawn a circle and made little wave lines around it. His third grade teacher must have quit in frustration. Alas, digressing. Kangaroos4eva was demanding the land in the name of The Brad, whoever he was, and was complaining about the lack of roofing. royals1922 agreeing while poking a bug with a stick. Ill have to keep an eye on him.

After a while of continued arguing and escalating chances of faecal matter becoming the weapon of choice I raised my voice in shout. I had had enough, and I knew what had to be done.

"All your suggestions are stupid. Stop and thing. Where are we from? What do we represent? Theres only one thing this island can be now. Welcome, to Island 13."

Starburns_ · Jan 7, 2016

Alright floggos, the first #impunity challenge has finished. Well done to all of you for your highly amusing entries, and it was a legitimately tight race to determine the 4 winners.

So let's get to the winners, congratulations to the following...

Morganashlee
Benwah83
DapperJong

and...

TootToot!

Seriously though, for his hilarious diary entry in which he named this shithole Cockburn...

Stronzo

Well done again to Morgs, Stronzo, DJ, and Benwah, none of you may be voted off at tribal council. :thumbsu:

Now it is time to vote for the first flog to leave the island. You will vote by sending me a PM with the name of the flog you want gawn, before 8pm tomorrow AEDT, you cannot change your vote either.

Good luck, and I hope you formed a good alliance. :rainbow:

Morganashlee · Jan 7, 2016

Well doesn't that throw a spanner in the works

royals1922 · Jan 7, 2016

Morganashlee said:
Well doesn't that throw a spanner in the works

Why should we be surprised, your entry was very good :thumbsu:

Morganashlee · Jan 7, 2016

royals1922 said:
Why should we be surprised, your entry was very good

On to plan b old mate

royals1922 · Jan 7, 2016

Morganashlee said:
On to plan b old mate

Is that an emphasis on the old or mate

bontshow · Jan 7, 2016

Morganashlee said:
Well doesn't that throw a spanner in the works

Well done Morgs. I liked your map

Duritz · Jan 7, 2016

boydshow said:
Well done Morgs. I liked your map

... Of tassie?

Morganashlee · Jan 7, 2016

royals1922 said:
Is that an emphasis on the old or mate

Mate of course. We are good mates aren't we royals

royals1922 · Jan 7, 2016

How did Jose's cold hard tips go....

royals1922 · Jan 7, 2016

Morganashlee said:
Mate of course. We are good mates aren't we royals

Of course.

You are probably the best Survivor player in the place.

Don't blush....

Morganashlee · Jan 7, 2016

royals1922 said:
Of course.

You are probably the best Survivor player in the place.

Don't blush....

Don't flatter yourself baby, only young men make me blush

BigJoeD_ · Jan 7, 2016

Lot of #tension in here

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