Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2

[Over The Post]

A q. for anyone itt. Has anyone been the perpetrator of any of that ^^^. Anyone willing to put their hand up to it??? Just curious.

My ex. Not consciously, but I now realise she put up with nearly 30 years of dealing with a very selfish, very immature manchild whose depression meant it was all about me and how I was doing, and nobody asked how she was getting on and coping with her own demons. And now that I get that, it's too late.

 

[ash_1050]

A q. for anyone itt. Has anyone been the perpetrator of any of that ^^^. Anyone willing to put their hand up to it??? Just curious.

I was verbally abusive and generally manipulative towards my two most recent exes when we were dating. Pretty poor form on my behalf and it cost me a shot with two wonderful women. Having been single for the last couple of years and having had plenty of time to reflect on my actions I'm determined to be the best version of myself that I can be in my new relationship.

 

[Shell]

Kudos for your honesty guys. And all the best for the future as you make changes for the better.

 

[Shell]

God i sound like a w***er there ^^^

 

[Westy2487]

This thread has been dying a slow and agonising death. I think it’s time to call it.

 

[Shell]

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This thread has been dying a slow and agonising death. I think it’s time to call it.

Riveting contribution

 

[Cruyff14]

This thread has been dying a slow and agonising death. I think it’s time to call it.

Yep, agree. It's well past its prime too I reckon.

 

[Shell]

And another one

 

[Shell]

Thead continues

 

[Shell]

To deliver!!

Hilarious

 

[FrostyDaniel69]

Not so much awkward flirting but Ive just generally always been an awkward person and never understood what the issue was

I look back at my dates and am genuinely concerned
In my early twenties I was a stoner, went to a movie for a first date with a woman while blazed out of my mind. I arrived early so decided to potter around, and went into a nearby video store. They had a special on chocolate bars for 25 cents each and I couldnt pass up on that deal so bought all 50 of them. I didnt think though that I was just about to go on a date, so now just had 49 chocolate bars to carry around for the next 3 hours. I thought I'd be a good samaritan and try giving the chocolate bars out, and there was an arcade near the cinema. So this woman I was going to see has rocked up to see a man whos high as **** trying to hand chocolate bars to children at an arcade, I didn't think at the time how psychotic and creepy that was.

I somehow got a second date out of the woman.

 

[Shell]

Not so much awkward flirting but Ive just generally always been an awkward person and never understood what the issue was

I look back at my dates and am genuinely concerned
In my early twenties I was a stoner, went to a movie for a first date with a woman while blazed out of my mind. I arrived early so decided to potter around, and went into a nearby video store. They had a special on chocolate bars for 25 cents each and I couldnt pass up on that deal so bought all 50 of them. I didnt think though that I was just about to go on a date, so now just had 49 chocolate bars to carry around for the next 3 hours. I thought I'd be a good samaritan and try giving the chocolate bars out, and there was an arcade near the cinema. So this woman I was going to see has rocked up to see a man whos high as fu** trying to hand chocolate bars to children at an arcade, I didn't think at the time how psychotic and creepy that was.

I somehow got a second date out of the woman.

Classic

And were back.

 

[Run n Spread]

Not so much awkward flirting but Ive just generally always been an awkward person and never understood what the issue was

I look back at my dates and am genuinely concerned
In my early twenties I was a stoner, went to a movie for a first date with a woman while blazed out of my mind. I arrived early so decided to potter around, and went into a nearby video store. They had a special on chocolate bars for 25 cents each and I couldnt pass up on that deal so bought all 50 of them. I didnt think though that I was just about to go on a date, so now just had 49 chocolate bars to carry around for the next 3 hours. I thought I'd be a good samaritan and try giving the chocolate bars out, and there was an arcade near the cinema. So this woman I was going to see has rocked up to see a man whos high as fu** trying to hand chocolate bars to children at an arcade, I didn't think at the time how psychotic and creepy that was.

I somehow got a second date out of the woman.

You got the second date thou. So it worked.
You probably need to do something to stand out anyway. Otherwise you're dismissed.
One from me - coffee date. Place shut so organised to drive to another place round the block for a coffee and something to eat.
Her text 5 mins later sorry new place is shut. Raincheck?
Me - Really I'm sitting at a table now. (I knew a shortcut to take)
Her - no response unmatched 5 mins later

 

[Over The Post]

Her - no response unmatched 5 mins later

She'd be a dud root anyway, you got off lightly.

 

[Over The Post]

You probably need to do something to stand out anyway. Otherwise you're dismissed.

I arranged to meet at a popular cafe at 10:52am.

It was about two hours into a really great session (this was the chat-until-they-closed hottie) when she piped up, "I gotta ask. Why 10:52?"

Because it was the exact moment between the breakfast mob pissing off and the brunch mob arriving at 11, so we were guaranteed one of three inside tables and not outside in the cold. With no waiting.

Man did I get some brownie points for that one.

 

[Shell]

Not so much awkward flirting but Ive just generally always been an awkward person and never understood what the issue was

I look back at my dates and am genuinely concerned
In my early twenties I was a stoner, went to a movie for a first date with a woman while blazed out of my mind. I arrived early so decided to potter around, and went into a nearby video store. They had a special on chocolate bars for 25 cents each and I couldnt pass up on that deal so bought all 50 of them. I didnt think though that I was just about to go on a date, so now just had 49 chocolate bars to carry around for the next 3 hours. I thought I'd be a good samaritan and try giving the chocolate bars out, and there was an arcade near the cinema. So this woman I was going to see has rocked up to see a man whos high as fu** trying to hand chocolate bars to children at an arcade, I didn't think at the time how psychotic and creepy that was.

I somehow got a second date out of the woman.

If you have a newletter I'd like to subscribe please.


Or just post more of those stories itt.

 

[FrostyDaniel69]

If you have a newletter I'd like to subscribe please.


Or just post more of those stories itt.

That's probably the worst one but my life is just a series of awkward events it would seem because I don't understand simple things
That same woman I went to a Nando's with and I didn't get enough chips in my meal, the table next to me had a family that just weren't eating their chips and were done with their meals so I've gone over to their table and asked if I could have their chips to which I got an awkward "I guess" and I've just taken all four of their plates over to my table across from my date and started to fish around for loose chips among destroyed chickens. I didn't think anything of it but looking back that's pretty bad.

My doctor thinks I may have autism but was kind of reluctant to tell me because I've lived this long and it hasnt affected me so why bother knowing now.

 

[Deliverance]

You got the second date thou. So it worked.
You probably need to do something to stand out anyway. Otherwise you're dismissed.
One from me - coffee date. Place shut so organised to drive to another place round the block for a coffee and something to eat.
Her text 5 mins later sorry new place is shut. Raincheck?
Me - Really I'm sitting at a table now. (I knew a shortcut to take)
Her - no response unmatched 5 mins later

That's ****ed.

 

[Shell]

That's probably the worst one but my life is just a series of awkward events it would seem because I don't understand simple things
That same woman I went to a Nando's with and I didn't get enough chips in my meal, the table next to me had a family that just weren't eating their chips and were done with their meals so I've gone over to their table and asked if I could have their chips to which I got an awkward "I guess" and I've just taken all four of their plates over to my table across from my date and started to fish around for loose chips among destroyed chickens. I didn't think anything of it but looking back that's pretty bad.

My doctor thinks I may have autism but was kind of reluctant to tell me because I've lived this long and it hasnt affected me so why bother knowing now.

Yeah i was thinking that- i work with those kids. Or used to anyway

Absolutely no dramas mate keep doing what you are doing!!!

 

[FrostyDaniel69]

I went out after a night of drinking an entire bottle of vodka and eating kfc. The next day I was ****ed but went anyway,
sat across from the woman and tried slowly letting out a fart but shit myself violently but quietly. She luckily got up to go get something from her car and I waddled to the bathroom. I didn't want to end the date so I just stuffed my underpants down the toilet because I panicked, then went back to the table.

She comes back and after ten minutes one of the staff is overheard complaining about how the toilets have flooded because some psycho stuffed shit stained underpants into the toilet.

Im surprised I got away with that one.
To be honest that wasn't even the reason that one didnt go out with me again, I spent the entire date talking about how Jeffrey Dahmer made sex slaves and ate his victims in great detail. I like true crime, I don't think these things are that bad until I tell people afterwards.

But seeing other posts on how unsafe it is out there it really doesn't surprise me that most women ran the other way when I'd open my mouth.

 

[Shell]

You got the second date thou. So it worked.
You probably need to do something to stand out anyway. Otherwise you're dismissed.
One from me - coffee date. Place shut so organised to drive to another place round the block for a coffee and something to eat.
Her text 5 mins later sorry new place is shut. Raincheck?
Me - Really I'm sitting at a table now. (I knew a shortcut to take)
Her - no response unmatched 5 mins later

That is ****ed indeed. What a dumb cow- just show up for half an hour/an hour thats how long a coffee takes.

Just using that as a very weak excuse to get out of it.


/had that done to me actually- today but in a different context. By a friend. Srsly stuff them, if they cant make an effort, i shall not be making an effort for you.

 

[Shell]

I went out after a night of drinking an entire bottle of vodka and eating kfc. The next day I was f’ed but went anyway,
sat across from the woman and tried slowly letting out a fart but sh*t myself violently but quietly. She luckily got up to go get something from her car and I waddled to the bathroom. I didn't want to end the date so I just stuffed my underpants down the toilet because I panicked, then went back to the table.

She comes back and after ten minutes one of the staff is overheard complaining about how the toilets have flooded because some psycho stuffed sh*t stained underpants into the toilet.

Im surprised I got away with that one.
To be honest that wasn't even the reason that one didnt go out with me again, I spent the entire date talking about how Jeffrey Dahmer made sex slaves and ate his victims in great detail. I like true crime, I don't think these things are that bad until I tell people afterwards.

But seeing other posts on how unsafe it is out there it really doesn't surprise me that most women ran the other way when I'd open my mouth.

Ok ok ok ok... im sensing a troll here now.

Please say you are, cause that means you didnt shit yourself.

 

[FrostyDaniel69]

I get that a lot

 

[drd23]

Ok ok ok ok... im sensing a troll here now.

Or just someone on the Spectrum

 

[Shell]

Ok.My apologies. Play on. /all clear