Game Day Ashes 3rd Test. Big Ben vs Opera House, whingy Poms vs glorious Aussies. Lets secure the Ashes here.

[Footy Is The Win]

Why does Bairstow look like he's from south west of Melbourne?

 

[Sqotty from office works]

I want Carey to take a ping at the stumps after the first ball of England's innings.

Please please please

Somebody should send this to Nathan Lyons twitter.
He will be bored online due to injury.
He will pass himself laughing and tell Carey to do it.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I really just want the Pomgolians to be slaughtered.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Can’t wait to tear into the Poms….. couldn’t give a stuff about the footy TBH.

 

[James Colorado]

hmm, interesting XI announced by the sooks, named 5 bowlers.

Poms:
1 Zak Crawley, 2 Ben Duckett, 3 Harry Brook, 4 Joe Root, 5 Jonny Bairstow (wk), 6 Ben Stokes (capt), 7 Moeen Ali, 8 Chris Woakes, 9 Ollie Robinson, 10 Stuart Broad, 11 Mark Wood

Aus:
Murphy in for Lyon
Boland in for Hazelwood?

Are you saying that between them Root and Ali constitute one bowler? Because if not I can't find this elusive fifth bowler you seem to be referring to.

 

[spudmaster]

Dodgy trick coins the POMs are using...three out of three thus far.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Why are the Poms BOOOOing their betters?

 

[spudmaster]

I've seen enough. Aussies to win.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

I'm hoping the poms win.
Then break thier hearts next test

 

[spudmaster]

Good to see Bollocks back in, and Buddy Holly. Marsh an interesting call for Green.

 

[Dinsdale]

Well that was quick

 

[spudmaster]

I've seen enough. Aussies to win.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

 

[Plugger35]

Warner back to being Broad's bunny again.

 

[Dinsdale]

I like this opening pair of BusExchange and Kwaja

 

[spudmaster]

Ooh Wood's got some pace about him. Those 150km/hr reminding me of MJ and Lee.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Now Warner's out it's okay to cheer for the Aussies again

 

[Plugger35]

Wood bowling as fast as Devon Malcolm here.

 

[Plugger35]

And he goes right through Khawaja.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Is someone at Leeds wearing an Adelaide Crows jumper?

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Is someone at Leeds wearing an Adelaide Crows jumper?

Yes.
It's Luke Thompson looking for a hole to hide in.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

If it was a pie, chubbsie woulda caught it.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

 

[Plugger35]

Woakes with a jaffa to get the poor man's Smith.