Autopsy AFL 2023 Round 12 - Demons v Blues Fri June 2nd 7:50pm AEST (MCG)

[Toump Ass]

Demons have been stung and their big name players are going to want to extract revenge and will take it out on the blues

Mate these pricks wouldn't even know they been stung they so far up their up own arses. Nice sponsorships, large contracts, premiership medals-they don't care no more, job's done, tools down, they got fame and fortune already. Even our middle-name players are very weel looked after because of that beautiful day in Perth, never mind the big-name guys phoning it in. Jaguar stuck in cruise control baby. "extract revenge" lollllllll. This isn't even the first time Fremantle spanked our flag-winning arses on our home deck, only this time we had a brand new AA ruckman, Freo down Sean Darcy and still we said "hey old friend Dogga Jackson, do whatever you want with us, please!!!!". Nevermind the future pick Freo holding onto, useless pricks.

You miss last year? Dees got stung every second week we didn't do shit about it.

So if the Dees drop this one you guys should straight up fold.

**** oath we should!!!!!

 

[melbun]

This is a match for the coaches.
Carlton thrashed - goodbye Michael
Melbourne thrashed - Simple moves into shaky territory and Michael lives another game.
A close game - the pressure rises.

 

[Mr Meow]

This is a match for the coaches.
Carlton thrashed - goodbye Michael
Melbourne thrashed - Simple moves into shaky territory and Michael lives another game.
A close game - the pressure rises.

A draw and they swap clubs.

 

[Righteo]

A lot of pessimistic Dees fans in here. I get it to some extent, but sheesh if we can beat Carlton anyone can.

Melbourne by plenty.

Melbourne has lost two close games to red hot teams, the pessimism is a bit embarrassing tbh. they will destroy the Blues and finish in the top 4.

 

[danster168]

Melbourne has lost two close games to red hot teams, the pessimism is a bit embarrassing tbh. they will destroy the Blues and finish in the top 4.

Red hot form is a bit overstated in my opinion. You've beaten 10th, 11th and 16th on the ladder before facing the dees who are an 8-12 footy team at the moment. Sure, you've improved but there's still a middle of the road team. Melbourne losing to the dockers says more about the dees than it does about the dockers and that's why the heat has come on the dees.

 

[My Tilly]

What is Melbourne's identity?
When the game is turning on them, do they have a plan B because it just looks very chaotic.
Even if they had Curnow at FF, not too sure there would be a difference in their approach moving the ball.

 

[Toump Ass]

Melbourne has lost two close games to red hot teams, the pessimism is a bit embarrassing tbh. they will destroy the Blues and finish in the top 4.

Port Adelaide missing an entire forward-line, at home against Fremantle with their first choice ruck injured in the second quarter. Should have won both games comfortably.

 

[Arr0w]

This could get very ugly for us and I think the only way we get close is making it an ugly contest

 

[Toump Ass]

Very nice of the AFL to let off another Carlton player at the tribunal? AFL doing everything they can to get all the "big four" clubs playing finals, especially now Collingwood are actually good.

 

[00Stinger]

This is a match for the coaches.
Carlton thrashed - goodbye Michael
Melbourne thrashed - Simple moves into shaky territory and Michael lives another game.
A close game - the pressure rises.

Goodwin moves into shaky territory?

****ing hell there are some utter nuffs on here

 

[Xtreme]

Carlton by 17

Voss the new master coach

 

[melbun]

Voss the new master coach

Nah. Voss should take up fishing.

 

[Jatz]

Should be Melbourne by plenty. Just don't think we have any confidence to be playing at a level required to beat Melbourne.

 

[Sinjin Smith]

Love to know what the Dee fans on here are smoking. Carlton pretty much at full strength were comfortably accounted for by a mid table Swans missing half their team. Melbourne coming off losses to two pretty decent teams are going to eviscerate us.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Nah. Voss should take up fishing.

Would he bait the hook? Or leave it to the fish to work out the ultimate technique they want to go with?

 

[Scythe94]

Love to know what the Dee fans on here are smoking. Carlton pretty much at full strength were comfortably accounted for by a mid table Swans missing half their team. Melbourne coming off losses to two pretty decent teams are going to eviscerate us.

Carlton copping it left, right and centre while Melbourne escapes most of the criticism for equally disappointing form (considering the expectations for each team), coach on shaky ground, McKay under fire for his kicking/general poor form, Cripps under the microscope for form + leadership, Carlton missing a bunch of players (though none are quite Clayton Oliver).

Has all the hallmarks of a 'brave' Carlton win with Cripps polling three votes and McKay kicking five straight.

 

[Sinjin Smith]

Carlton copping it left, right and centre while Melbourne escapes most of the criticism for equally disappointing form (considering the expectations for each team), coach on shaky ground, McKay under fire for his kicking/general poor form, Cripps under the microscope for form + leadership, Carlton missing a bunch of players (though none are quite Clayton Oliver).

Has all the hallmarks of a 'brave' Carlton win with Cripps polling three votes and McKay kicking five straight.

Boromir sums up my feelings.

 

[Toump Ass]

Carlton pretty much at full strength were comfortably accounted for by a mid table Swans missing half their team.

Carlton have been junk for 20 years at some point they're going to start winning games of football, aren't they?

It's scientifically impossible to be this shit for this long. Given that Carlton haven't been able to get on top of the Demons since Jesus Christ was playing football for Jerusalem, I'm predicting it's going to be this week.

I'm very upset about it already.

 

[Sinjin Smith]

Carlton have been junk for 20 years at some point they're going to start winning games of football, aren't they?

It's scientifically impossible to be this s**t for this long. Given that Carlton haven't been able to get on top of the Demons since Jesus Christ was playing football for Jerusalem, I'm predicting it's going to be this week.

I'm very upset about it already.

Refer to my post above.

Speaking of Jesus, he'd be a handy in for us at half forward, if he can turn water into wine surely he can turn our junk lofty floaters inside 50 into bullet passes that hit team mates inside 50.

 

[Worm4]

This is the game






Where Carlton cop a massive flogging.
Will probably switch off by quarter time .....

 

[NetworkNerd]

Season slipping away for the Blues

If they win the games against sides below them for the rest of the year, they finish with 7 wins and a draw
To make up other wins they have to do some of the following

• Beat Gold Coast at home and/or away
• Beat Essendon at the MCG
• Beat Port at Marvel
• Beat Freo at Optus
• Beat St Kilda at Marvel
• Win one or both of the games v Melbourne
• Beat Collingwood

GWS at Marvel and Hawthorn/West Coast are considered gimmies.

 

[Jatz]

Not even convinced we'd currently beat Hawthorn tbh.

 

[melbun]

Would he bait the hook? Or leave it to the fish to work out the ultimate technique they want to go with?

Bating, a Master of it.

 

[Rioli2Rioli]

Paddy Dow

15

Paddy Dow

Age

25

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.1

4star

K

7.0

3star

HB

7.1

4star

M

2.1

2star

T

2.9

4star

CL

2.6

4star

D

7.0

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

3star

CL

0.0

1star

D

12.4

4star

K

5.8

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

1.6

2star

T

2.8

5star

CL

2.6

5star

still cant get a game

Really bad form from Carlton the kid has been dominating all year and with all the outs still doesnt get given a game

 

[VinnieB]

Not even convinced we'd currently beat Hawthorn tbh.

You wouldn’t.
But you should beat Melbourne.