2016 Pre-Season (All news, press conferences, training reports, Photos)

[Mr Ripper]

Who cares about erroneous heights and weights; have they fixed up Harzy's birthday???

 

[Eons]

Who cares about erroneous heights and weights; have they fixed up Harzy's birthday???

Didn't think redheads had birthdays.

 

[dlanod]

Didn't think redheads had birthdays.

You're confusing birthdays and souls.

 

[Eons]

You're confusing birthdays and souls.

If you don't have a soul you can't have a birthday.

 

[Mr Ripper]

Who cares about erroneous heights and weights; have they fixed up Harzy's birthday???

Big news - they have! Feeling a bit let down now tbh.

 

[dlanod]

If you don't have a soul you can't have a birthday.

My dog will eat your face for that.

 

[Hollow Knight]

We're screwed if we buy the new admin and training facilities from IKEA, no one will be able to read the instructions.

Love the idea of our entire facilities being delivered in 5000 flat packed boxes and one Allen key.

 

[Wounded Lion]

Love the idea of our entire facilities being delivered in 5000 flat packed boxes and one Allen key.

Justin Clarke would still put it all together for us I'm sure

 

[dlanod]

Justin Clarke would still put it all together for us I'm sure

Potentially take the cake for my most "in bad taste" joke on BigFooty...

"Nah, it'd give him a headache."

 

[WhiteLionFeva]

Potentially take the cake for my most "in bad taste" joke on BigFooty...

"Nah, it'd give him a headache."

Stoning, stoning.

 

[Wounded Lion]

Potentially take the cake for my most "in bad taste" joke on BigFooty...

"Nah, it'd give him a headache."

I never wanted it to end this way

 

[matwt73]

Potentially take the cake for my most "in bad taste" joke on BigFooty...

"Nah, it'd give him a headache."

Great joke.

You will understand of course that it cannot in all conscience garner a like however.

 

[Milux]

Potentially take the cake for my most "in bad taste" joke on BigFooty...

"Nah, it'd give him a headache."

I wanted to like this. As i have a pritty crude sense of humour. But just couldn't bring myself to.

 

[blynd_freddie]

Stoning, stoning.

Is that a Monty Python or Cheech & Chong reference?

 

[Lace Out]

Is that a Monty Python or Cheech & Chong reference?

Not matter,we'll force feed a few hash cookies and then throw rocks at him.

 

[WhiteLionFeva]

Is that a Monty Python or Cheech & Chong reference?

The former.

 

[dlanod]

Great joke.

You will understand of course that it cannot in all conscience garner a like however.

I wanted to like this. As i have a pritty crude sense of humour. But just couldn't bring myself to.

CarloLion has stepped up!

 

[Sherrinator]

Justin Clarke would still put it all together for us I'm sure

No instructions either.

Bad-ass.

 

[CarloLion]

CarloLion has stepped up!

I saw, I laughed, I liked. I'm a simple man!

 

[MSB ROYS]

Only a few more days until pre-season is over!

 

[notliondown]

Love the idea of our entire facilities being delivered in 5000 flat packed boxes and one Allen key.

And each one with a screw missing...

 

[Hollow Knight]

And each one with a screw missing...

The screw left over is even more terrifying .

Can always get a replacement screw but having one left over and nowhere to put it just fills you with dread.

Happened with our baby cot. I am awaiting the thud in the night.

 

[notliondown]

The screw left over is even more terrifying .

Can always get a replacement screw but having one left over and nowhere to put it just fills you with dread.

Bloody IKEA are the worst at giving you a HEAP left over... you walk around in circles for 20 minutes trying to figure out what you missed!

 

[dlanod]

The screw left over is even more terrifying .

Can always get a replacement screw but having one left over and nowhere to put it just fills you with dread.

Happened with our baby cot. I am awaiting the thud in the night.

They always over-deliver on the screws and plugs and so on. After the third or fourth piece of furniture with leftovers you just stop worrying.

Also, a drill with an allen key bit is by far the best investment if you get most/all of your furniture from IKEA like we do.

 

[Milux]

They always over-deliver on the screws and plugs and so on. After the third or fourth piece of furniture with leftovers you just stop worrying.

Also, a drill with an allen key bit is by far the best investment if you get most/all of your furniture from IKEA like we do.

Hahah. This reminds me of a time i helped my best mate who just had surgery on his ankle setup his flat pack cheap and nasty pool table.

I spent hours setting this thing up with one of the shitty allan keys that come with the box. 95% done he comes over with a purpose built allan key drill driver. Couldnt believe it.