Official Match Thread Season 30 R14: Dragons FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Ljp86's Lair

[T2B_]

Again, here you are with this rancid idea that quantity trumps quality!

Do you even read VandoHawk, HawkAussie & T2B_ 's posts?

I don't even read my posts.

 

[VainGlorious]

He also offered to stop posting Rebecca Black videos if I joined. Needless to say he totally reneged on that deal.

He followed up with an ample supply of Turkish Delight so it's all good.

I hear serial_thrilla is an avid Rebecca Black fan. Me, I’d rather **** a cheese grater than listen to that tripe.

 

[T2B_]

I hear serial_thrilla is an avid Rebecca Black fan. Me, I’d rather fu** a cheese grater than listen to that tripe.

You sure about thrilla? It takes nearly half the squad to hold him back from killing AceAndy everytime he posts Rebecca Black. Agree on your last part though

 

[Kilroy]

He followed up with an ample supply of Turkish Delight so it's all good.

 

[Santoz]

You sure about thrilla? It takes nearly half the squad to hold him back from killing AceAndy everytime he posts Rebecca Black. Agree on your last part though

Why do you stop something that would benefit you?

 

[AceAndy]

He also offered to stop posting Rebecca Black videos if I joined. Needless to say he totally reneged on that deal.

He followed up with an ample supply of Turkish Delight so it's all good.

I dont imagine i would have said that.

 

[Kilroy]

I dont imagine i would have said that.

Imagination is the new black my friend.

 

[Santoz]

"Imagination" is the new black my friend.

Imagine getting a glimpse at what goes on in Andy's head

 

[T2B_]

Why do you stop something that would benefit you?

Well killing our captain wouldn't exactly look good from a PR point of view. We have strong, stable leadership here at the Dragons unlike some clubs out there.

 

[VainGlorious]

You sure about thrilla? It takes nearly half the squad to hold him back from killing AceAndy everytime he posts Rebecca Black. Agree on your last part though

Yeah, Thrilla strikes me as the tough type.

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Imagination is the new black my friend.

LOL. Imagination and AceAndy dont exactly go hand in hand.

Bloke has the personality of a stop sign.

Well killing our captain wouldn't exactly look good from a PR point of view. We have strong, stable leadership here at the Dragons unlike some clubs out there.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Again, here you are with this rancid idea that quantity trumps quality!

Do you even read VandoHawk, HawkAussie & T2B_ 's posts?

Where did you get that idea, dear Santoz? I was merely pointing out that all three of them haven't been seen in the SFA for many weeks now. I love nothing more than a healthy league, so would love for them to return one day.

 

[VandoHawk]

I have it on good authority that Dragons rookies have been subjected to ....

• social isolation
• curfew
• shutdowns
• unemployment
• rigourous testing
• quarantine
• contact tracing
• travel limits
• sport deprivation and
• product shortages

People in glass houses....

Yes but I've never had to lick the bathrooms at Baghdad clean after a Santoz curry.

Again, here you are with this rancid idea that quantity trumps quality!

Do you even read VandoHawk, HawkAussie & T2B_ 's posts?

serial_thrilla can't read

 

[serial_thrilla]

I hear serial_thrilla is an avid Rebecca Black fan.

That is quite possibly the most hurtful thing you have ever said about me, ABV.

 

[T2B_]

Yes but I've never had to lick the bathrooms at Baghdad clean after a Santoz curry.

Speaking of which, where is young MITS ?

 

[VainGlorious]

That is quite possibly the most hurtful thing you have ever said about me, ABV.

Really? What about the day we played dress-ups?

 

[VainGlorious]

Speaking of which, where is young MITS ?

I don’t think he’s home from work yet.

$30k a year I spent sending him to Caulfield Grammar, and he chose to be a male prostitute.

Money well spent.

 

[VandoHawk]

Yeah, Thrilla strikes me as the tough type.

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What an odd choice of photoshop candidates. I thought it was common knowledge that Cold Sober is jacked from all the hay stacking and fumbler can peel coconuts with just his pecs.

Speaking of which, where is young MITS ?

Poor bloke drew cleaning duty after a particularly spicy vindaloo

 

[Kilroy]

Yes but I've never had to lick the bathrooms at Baghdad clean after a Santoz curry.
serial_thrilla can't read

As you probably know the curry flavour overpowers everything else. It's nothing a good tetanus shot can't manage.

 

[serial_thrilla]

Really? What about the day we played dress-ups?

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I prefer our happier moments:

 

[VainGlorious]

What an odd choice of photoshop candidates. I thought it was common knowledge that Cold Sober is jacked from all the hay stacking and fumbler can peel coconuts with just his pecs.



Poor bloke drew cleaning duty after a particularly spicy vindaloo

I reckon my photo is a much more accurate depiction

I prefer our happier moments:
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HA! I ****ing love that movie!

 

[VandoHawk]

As you probably know the curry flavour overpowers everything else. It's nothing a good tetanus shot can't manage.

Make sure you seek proper medical attention. We don't want a repeat of last time.

 

[T2B_]

I don’t think he’s home from work yet.

$30k a year I spent sending him to Caulfield Grammar, and he chose to be a male prostitute.

Money well spent.

Sounds like he's probably having a hard day then, having to fill many positions.

Not to worry MITS, nothing a good cold shower and a few of hours of watching innocent cartoons won't fix.

 

[VainGlorious]

Sounds like he's probably having a hard day then, having to fill many positions.

Not to worry MITS, nothing a good cold shower and a few of hours of watching innocent cartoons won't fix.

The only cartoons MITS watches is Japanese tentacle pr0n with his dear old dad.

 

[Blaze Storm]

I'm just to ******* good at it

WTF does that even mean? Can we get Santoz in here to parse out the grammar please?

 

[Blaze Storm]

I have it on good authority that Dragons rookies have been subjected to ....

• social isolation
• curfew
• shutdowns
• unemployment
• rigourous testing
• quarantine
• contact tracing
• travel limits
• sport deprivation and
• product shortages

People in glass houses....

I'll have you know that the Dragons rookies have not been subjected to any of the above, as they are residing in their normal unrestricted residences on Dragon Island, which, much like North Korea, has never had a single case of pandemic virus.