Banter Who will be better in 2024? Carlton or Collingwood?

[Wosh]

Mainly here so we can enjoy the LOLs afterwards at the end of 2023, but also an interesting discussion point.

I’m in genuine two minds and can’t call it, but who do you see finishing higher in 2023?

Who is positioned better from a list/team perspective?

Let the games begin…

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[Carringbush2010]

History of the game since its beginning never lies and tells the true story of a successful franchise/team over the whole history of the comp.

Yep and the Pies sit top of every other club.

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Pies closing like the Grim Reaper

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[Franc de Borges]

So how do separate 3 clubs on the same amount of the ultimate over the course of the competition? Nothing to do with draws.

You don’t. Equal is equal. Not hard to understand.

 

[doppleganger]

Losing a grand final to St Kilda though. How do you live an embarrassment like that down?

No idea, I wasnt around 60 years ago.

I have seen Carlton claim 5 spoons and cop 100+ point beltings by 11 different teams this century. Like most, I just pity Carlton. Nobody deserves to be so poor for so long.

It was heart warming seeing how excited Carlton fans were last year coming 5th and winning an elimination final.

Like that little kid in under 14s who has never ever kicked a goal, getting a jo the goose in the goal square to dribble one through and everyone getting excited.

I think everyone had a smile and felt good for Carlton to finally get off the bottom and get their lick of the ice-cream.

 

[Arr0w]

No idea, I wasnt around 60 years ago.

I have seen Carlton claim 5 spoons and cop 100+ point beltings by 11 different teams this century. Like most, I just pity Carlton. Nobody deserves to be so poor for so long.

It was heart warming seeing how excited Carlton fans were last year coming 5th and winning an elimination final.

Like that little kid in under 14s who has never ever kicked a goal, getting a jo the goose in the goal square to dribble one through and everyone getting excited.

I think everyone had a smile and felt good for Carlton to finally get off the bottom and get their lick of the ice-cream.

Yeah, I think it's great that the Pies were finally able to win a 3rd flag in 60 odd years, I feel for their older long suffering supporters seeing 8 Carlton flags over that period

 

[doppleganger]

Definition of Minnow - A small/insignificant organisation.

Yes an insiginficant organisation.

Carlton have only had 5 winning seasons in 21st century.

Carlton have 5 spoons.

Carlton are one of 3 minnow teams not to play in an Grand Final in the 21st century, the others being Gold Coast and North. And to be fair to Gold Coast, they aint been around for half of it.

It is no wonder why old crusty Carlton fans spam the thread with 50 year old shit, as they haven't done anything of note for 25 years.

It is cute how minnow clubs North and Carlton have been given their own special Good Friday mockBuster by the AFL now.

 

[adammania9]

Yes an insiginficant organisation.

Carlton have only had 5 winning seasons in 21st century.

Carlton have 5 spoons.

Carlton are one of 3 minnow teams not to play in an Grand Final in the 21st century, the others being Gold Coast and North. And to be fair to Gold Coast, they aint been around for half of it.

It is no wonder why old crusty Carlton fans spam the thread with 50 year old s**t, as they haven't done anything of note for 25 years.

It is cute how minnow clubs North and Carlton have been given their own special Good Friday mockBuster by the AFL now.

Gee wiz

When you write it all down, it's a hard pill to swallow. Can't blame the old timers in here getting angsty. I don't know how I'd go supporting a club that has performed like that

 

[Worm4]

Yes an insiginficant organisation.

Carlton have only had 5 winning seasons in 21st century.

Carlton have 5 spoons.

Carlton are one of 3 minnow teams not to play in an Grand Final in the 21st century, the others being Gold Coast and North. And to be fair to Gold Coast, they aint been around for half of it.

It is no wonder why old crusty Carlton fans spam the thread with 50 year old s**t, as they haven't done anything of note for 25 years.

It is cute how minnow clubs North and Carlton have been given their own special Good Friday mockBuster by the AFL now.

Imagine being a minnow club and winning 16 flags as opposed to being a powerhouse organisation and ONLY having the same success record. How embarassing for Collingwood

 

[Worm4]

Gee wiz

When you write it all down, it's a hard pill to swallow. Can't blame the old timers in here getting angsty. I don't know how I'd go supporting a club that has performed like that

Just because you are only old enough to have witnessed 1 flag, I feel a bit personally sorry for you. It's OK you might get to our figures one day when we are all dead and buried and you've just hit your teens

 

[Arr0w]

I feel for those older pie supporters, my mum has been around for 11 flags, to the Pies 5

Me 8 to 3

This is becoming like that one time at band camp

 

[South of the Yarra]

The Pies squad depth is just ridiculously good. Insane really how deep the list goes.

 

[Chism]

Gee wiz

When you write it all down, it's a hard pill to swallow. Can't blame the old timers in here getting angsty. I don't know how I'd go supporting a club that has performed like that

You are 15yo and give it time grass hopper.

I am sure your Dad has installed enough hate and jealousy for you to continue on here not to mention your class mates at school tomorrow morning for the laughs and better be in bed soon so you dont miss the bus.

 

[adammania9]

Just because you are only old enough to have witnessed 1 flag, I feel a bit personally sorry for you. It's OK you might get to our figures one day when we are all dead and buried and you've just hit your teens

I was born in February. I haven’t seen a flag yet

 

[adammania9]

You are 15yo and give it time grass hopper.

I am sure your Dad has installed enough hate and jealousy for you to continue on here not to mention your class mates at school tomorrow morning for the laughs and better be in bed soon so you dont miss the bus.

My dad hates Collingwood, champ.

Don’t get upset because a younger, fitter, more attractive bloke is getting under your skin. It’s just football after all

 

[Chism]

My dad hates Collingwood, champ.

Don’t get upset because a younger, fitter, more attractive bloke is getting under your skin. It’s just football after all

I am sure your mates in school will be impressed by this comment!

 

[Worm4]

I was born in February. I haven’t seen a flag yet

Its OK we know you mum let you wear nappies until pre school so will give you a tiny bit of credit with your age and call it 5

 

[Worm4]

I am sure your mates in school will be impressed by this comment!

You know when they start calling you "champ" , he's got nothing.

 

[JustaBattler]

You know when they start calling you "champ" , he's got nothing.

I know they've got nothing before they say anything.

 

[TeeJay Blue]

You know when they start calling you "champ" , he's got nothing.

They already lost this weekend when they discredited our win against Melbourne saying the umpires won it for us.

And anyone who uses umpires in their argument is an automatic L. A sore loser's way of thinking.

 

[Carringbush2010]

You don’t. Equal is equal. Not hard to understand.

Well obviously the clubs ARE separated by other metrics. Fact.

 

[Arr0w]

Well obviously the clubs ARE separated by other metrics. Fact.

Only one metric that counts, flags

 

[Carringbush2010]

Only one metric that counts, flags

So playing and winning finals to get to a premiership don't count, got it.

 

[Aphrodite]

I am sure your mates in school will be impressed by this comment!

Oi stop stealing my fav GIF ffs

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Pies first and Blues third on the all time list

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[Aphrodite]

So playing and winning finals to get to a premiership don't count, got it.

Losing 27 Grand Finals - an all time record