We all know Clucko won 3 in a row back in the day, but what have the Romans done for us lately?
And we all know what he has done to bottom4thorn since 2015; they hate him so much for it they told him to GAGF!
Now the Pies and Blues are chasing him, the AFL wants to send him to take over from Stewy Dewy and save the Cold Goats, and a few other vultures would be licking the lips they don't have and hoping the carcass might fall their way
"Yes, yes we know all that", I hear you saying
OK flogs, but did you know the latest news hot off the press is that Carlton, fresh from the success of Malthouse and with the dismembered corpse of Teague still twitching, have offered him $12 million for 7 years. With the 2022 soft cap rumoured to be in the $6.5-7m range, they'll need the zombie Dickie Pratt to hand over a lot of brown paper bags to cover that unless Clucko is volunteering to run the whole show single-handed
Will they be desperate enough to get him? Will Collingwood be stupid enough to match their offer? Will Kim Jong Gil be devious enough to sabotage them both? Will Clucko tell them all to GAGF and take a year off, just to start the game all over again this time next year?
The only thing we can be sure of is wherever Clucko lands, they're in for a painful 5+ years as he turns their list upside down in his shallow quest for personal glory, all while laughing his way to the bank
And we all know what he has done to bottom4thorn since 2015; they hate him so much for it they told him to GAGF!
Now the Pies and Blues are chasing him, the AFL wants to send him to take over from Stewy Dewy and save the Cold Goats, and a few other vultures would be licking the lips they don't have and hoping the carcass might fall their way
"Yes, yes we know all that", I hear you saying
OK flogs, but did you know the latest news hot off the press is that Carlton, fresh from the success of Malthouse and with the dismembered corpse of Teague still twitching, have offered him $12 million for 7 years. With the 2022 soft cap rumoured to be in the $6.5-7m range, they'll need the zombie Dickie Pratt to hand over a lot of brown paper bags to cover that unless Clucko is volunteering to run the whole show single-handed
Will they be desperate enough to get him? Will Collingwood be stupid enough to match their offer? Will Kim Jong Gil be devious enough to sabotage them both? Will Clucko tell them all to GAGF and take a year off, just to start the game all over again this time next year?
The only thing we can be sure of is wherever Clucko lands, they're in for a painful 5+ years as he turns their list upside down in his shallow quest for personal glory, all while laughing his way to the bank
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if you agree Clucko is destroying the lives and careers of players and supporters alike at lolnorf
