MightyMark
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I dont know about you guys, but I love Chuck Norris jokes. here are my top ten but add yours cos there always good for a laugh.
1. Chuck Norris doesn't acknowledge the Periodic table because he only believes in the elemant of suprise!
2. Chuck Norris is the only man to win a game on connect four in 3 turns
3. It was the Bermuda Square before Chuck Norris round house kicked it into a triangle.
4. There is no such thing as evolution, just animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
5. There is not a chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, just another fist.
6. Chuck Norris Lost his virginity before his father.
7. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, thats why there are no signs of life there.
8. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
10. A long time ago Chuck Norris played Mr. T in a game of Poker and Mr. T won. That was the day racism was born.
1. Chuck Norris doesn't acknowledge the Periodic table because he only believes in the elemant of suprise!
2. Chuck Norris is the only man to win a game on connect four in 3 turns
3. It was the Bermuda Square before Chuck Norris round house kicked it into a triangle.
4. There is no such thing as evolution, just animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
5. There is not a chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, just another fist.
6. Chuck Norris Lost his virginity before his father.
7. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, thats why there are no signs of life there.
8. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
9. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
10. A long time ago Chuck Norris played Mr. T in a game of Poker and Mr. T won. That was the day racism was born.