The Perfect Richmond Specimen

What would make the perfect Richmond player?

  • Lids pace,Richo's build,Jacks leap,Knights skills

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  • Clokeys rear,Bullys hair,Szillers jaw,Schaefs nose

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  • D.Bourkes shoulder,Pattos pace,B.Hollands hammy

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  • Kings height,JONs brain,Reltons gut,B.T's mo

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  • Total voters
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Relton Roberts committment and hard work ethic
Loyalty of David Cloke and Geoff Raines
Build of Aaron Fiora
Kicking for goal of Richo
Handling of losing captaincy of Matty Knights
Frugile contract demands of Nick Daffy.
Back of David HoneyBun
Nightclub behaviour of Aaron James

Coached by the perfect Richmond specimen coach. Dumb bumpkin on massive five year contract who is full of spin.
 
Most ingredients are on the current list:

Martin's upper body strength, one step kicking and tatts + Cotchin's lower body strength and ability in traffic + Jack's marking and goal kicking +Lids' disposal + Cousins' brain, work ethic, leadership and gut running + Collins' courage + Hicks' speed + Rance's build + Vickery's height + Axel circa 2008's line breaking + Nason's endurance and hair ...might have to go back to Scott Turner for the mongrel...though we could still use King's as a last resort...
 
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