The Comedy & Interesting Video Thread

[Cap]

 

[Eagleboy2011]

Now I need to take her fishing with me

 

[arrowman]

Some official social media accounts are gold.

 

[Eagleboy2011]

Will that work on the TDS thread.

 

[cleanhands]

won’t post what I’m thinking️

 

[cleanhands]

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So I keep telling Mrs Cleanhands

 

[Cap]

Will that work on the TDS thread.

You just posted an article implying Biden not getting charged by authorities is because of genetics.

At this stage, given your age, I'm 100% sure Biden slept with your girlfriend and you've not forgiven him.

 

[Eagleboy2011]

 

[cleanhands]

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Have always accused red wine as the drink of knowledge
I’m not very smart but when I drink red wine I know EVERYTHING

 

[El Doederino]

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/opinion/why-i-wont-be-seeing-any-pale-stale-straight-males-at-the-adelaide-fringe-emily-olle/news-story/05e8cb6dc9f0583fa61b741385d99267

I found this article funnier than most female comedians

And yes, white males dominate the comedy space, just like Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle etc

 

[Eagleboy2011]

 

[Cap]

 

[Eagleboy2011]

 

[Crow till I die]

Great idea

 

[Eagleboy2011]

 

[Crow till I die]

Topical..

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Ai..'can you generate a female royal with family..and huge jugs'

 

[Crow till I die]

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Its probably prudent each time you get on a boeing flight to stick your head in the cockpit to make sure its not a DEI hire flying the plane.

 

[cleanhands]

Eric Conley​

·
CLIENT – How much will it cost to do this job?
CONTRACTOR - $2,800 dollars.
CLIENT – That’s too expensive for this job!
CONTRACTOR – How much do you think it should cost?
CLIENT – $800 max! It’s a simple job!
CONTRACTOR – I can’t do the job for so little.
CLIENT – People in your line of work wants to make a huge profit!
CONTRACTOR – I’m sorry you feel this way. Why don’t you do the job?
CLIENT – But, but, I don’t know how to do any of that.
CONTRACTOR – For $900, I can teach you everything you need to know to do the job. You can then use $800 to do the job, and you’re still saving $1,100. Also, you will obtain all the knowledge and the experience for the next time you need to do this job.
CLIENT – Deal!
CONTRACTOR – Great! To start, you need to buy tools. You will need a chipping hammer, a nail gun, a laser, a drill, a mixer machine, PPE, and some other things.
CLIENT – But, I don’t have any of those tools and I can’t buy all that for just one job!
CONTRACTOR – Ok. I can rent you my tools for another $300. You’re still saving $800.
CLIENT – That’s cutting my savings, but I will rent your tools.
CONTRACTOR – Perfect! I’ll be back Saturday and we can start.
CLIENT – Wait! I can’t Saturday. I only have time today.
CONTRACTOR – I’m sorry, I only teach others on Saturdays. I have to prioritize my time and my tools needs to be on other jobs I have during the week.
CLIENT – Ok then. I will sacrifice my family’s plans on Saturday.
CONTRACTOR – Right, me too! Oh, I forgot. If you’re going to do the job yourself, you need to buy the materials. There’s a high demand nowadays, so your best bet is to get a truck and be at the hardware store by 6am before other contractors get there.
CLIENT – AT SIX IN THE MORNING? On Saturday? That’s too early for me. I don’t even have a truck!
CONTRACTOR – I guess you’ll have to rent one. By the way, do you have some helpers to help you load the truck?
CLIENT – You know what? I’ve been thinking. Probably is better for you to do the job. It’s better to pay you to do the job right and not having to go through all that hassle.
CONTRACTOR – Good thinking. Sign here and let me get to work.
This is the truth.
People are not just paying for a job, they are paying for knowledge, experience, tools, time, family sacrifices, and other things you bring to the table.
~Unknown Author

Can relate to this

 

[Cap]

 

[Cap]

 

[Cap]

Since people didn't like how not to be racist video

 

[cleanhands]

Since people didn't like how not to be racist video

I actually like Rodney Norman

 

[Cap]

I actually like Rodney Norman

Hes funny, that guy is also funny.

Seems to be plenty of funny *ers out there.



Obviously not you, but reminds me of a few people

 

[cleanhands]

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I think Thailand send similar competitors

 

[Eagleboy2011]

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Pole vault is a tough sport. You need real balls to do it.