Podcast The C*nt Test (Round 11, 2018)

[Dan]

Never has there been a time of such betrayal and back stabbing since Jesus and his plight with the jews. The end result being Jesus crucified and I'm no different by participating in this podcast.

Pontius Pilate, Friend(maybe), Judas and myself discuss the following...

- An odd one out
- Dick kicks
- Broken legs
- Tree targets
- Soul searching
- Best friends
- Crashing the Ferrari
- Setting the chair low
- Diplomatic immunity
- 1300-numbers
- A dwarf in the ocean
- Cheat jokes
- and having the last word

AUDIO



Length - 1:27:24
Reviews - 15:35
Talking points - 1:04:52
This week on the Bay - 1:15:36
Previews - 1:20:15

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[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

The tree has cultural significance - Adrian McAdam kicked a goal from there once. Not sure if the Channel Seven commentators mentioned it.

Appreciate the Melbourne goo first up. We'll find out who is the Premier ruckman in 2 weeks.
But I did enjoy our Facebook debate.

 

[Starburns_]

Dan, Kent's County Cricket ground occurred to me post-recording, and God-forbid I do another obvious sneak edit, so...



...speaking of sneak edits, I did slip a single one in there. Happy hunting.

 

[Dan]

Dan, Kent's County Cricket ground occurred to me post-recording, and God-forbid I do another obvious sneak edit, so...

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...speaking of sneak edits, I did slip a single one in there. Happy hunting.

That's worse!

Wait for you idiots to claim 'that's awesome'.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

That's worse!

Wait for you idiots to claim 'that's awesome'.

That tree is s**t and should be cut down.
Adrian McAdam never kicked a goal from that tree

 

[Starburns_]

That's worse!

Wait for you idiots to claim 'that's awesome'.

It'd be pretty cool to come in and bowl a lime at the batsman. Tell me you never did that with a lemon tree in the backyard when you were younger.

 

[Dan]

It'd be pretty cool to come in and bowl a lime at the batsman. Tell me you never did that with a lemon tree in the backyard when you were younger.

We didn't have a lemon tree.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Starburns has dilemma later this year. Richmond has a home game at Etihad against Sydney.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

If we break the consecutive quarters won record, it will be the most exciting thing to happen to us since Jack Watts leading the AFL for intercept marks from Rounds 7 to 11

 

[Freofalcon]

We didn't have a lemon tree.

We did.

We used to piss on it.

Wooshette

 

[Wosh]

We did.

We used to piss on it.

Wooshette

Piss eaters eww

 

[Starburns_]

Starburns has dilemma later this year. Richmond has a home game at Etihad against Sydney.

Didn't that get discussed? I left so much Dan s**t on the cutting room floor this week it's hard to tell.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Didn't that get discussed? I left so much Dan s**t on the cutting room floor this week it's hard to tell.

Yea I jumped the gun and it came up later.
If you want the best MCC experience go to the garden gate next to gate 5.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Having analysed the sound during Dans story. There was no laughter. Sounds like someone sucking air through thier teeth.


Sent using carrier pigion

 

[Freofalcon]

Having analysed the sound during Dans story. There was no laughter. Sounds like someone sucking air through thier teeth.


Sent using carrier pigion

Glenn Jackovich was on this weeks podcast?

 

[Smeg Head]

Poor Dan

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Poor Dan

He was hearing things that didn’t actually happen, so add schizophrenia to the list.

 

[Two Eyes]

I love Dan’s work on the podcast, being the stooge is an underrated job.

Also he’s about the only person who manages to get Starburns riled up. SB gets genuinely annoyed when Dan starts shitting on Richmond.

 

[Starburns_]

He was hearing things that didn’t actually happen, so add schizophrenia to the list.

Seriously?

I thought at the time he was full of s**t, but during the edit it was clearly apparent that Cooksen laughed.

I love Dan’s work on the podcast, being the stooge is an underrated job.

Also he’s about the only person who manages to get Starburns riled up. SB gets genuinely annoyed when Dan starts shitting on Richmond.

It's not a strictly Richmond thing though (see "average or s**t" from last year) , it's how he presents arguments that have no evidence to back them up (or even fly in the face of available evidence). Nonsensical arguments are like my autism trigger, they break my brain.

 

[A Cut Above]

Put out your prosthetics for Dan's broken leg

 

[Wosh]

I haven’t listened yet, Cookie were you being a monster to Dan again?
#teamautism

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

It'd be pretty cool to come in and bowl a lime at the batsman. Tell me you never did that with a lemon tree in the backyard when you were younger.

The smash a lemon or lime makes when it makes contact with willow is quite satisfying.

 

[Starburns_]

The smash a lemon or lime makes when it makes contact with willow is quite satisfying.

Hard to top the pure amusement that is derived from a well disguised (and executed) lemon delivery. Either you smash it and get doused, or you leave it and get bowled.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Hard to top the pure amusement that is derived from a well disguised (and executed) lemon delivery. Either you smash it and get doused, or you leave it and get bowled.

Better if it's one that's a bit rotten.

 

[The_Game_1981]

Question: Is there any possibility that the GIANTS 2018 season could be the equivalent of Geelongs 2006 season, a crap season before several premierships?