Event SFAEW Season 37: Super Sixes Start on Sunday!

[damicky]

Championship board updated.

Senor M The Filth Wizard serial_thrilla Loonerty Mrs Turbo por_please_ya Callums_Guns Strigoi

We need a Qivas Division

Mrs Turbo por_please_ya Strigoi

 

[Strigoi]

We need a Qivas Division

Mrs Turbo por_please_ya Strigoi

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I'm Late! You know what than means!



It's time for SFAEW's Midweek Madness!



Kicking us off tonight:





In a battle of old faces that we haven't seen in the ring for a while, KohPhi takes on The Majestic!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
The Majestic executes a double-axhandle to the back against KohPhi.
The Majestic executes a rolling elbowsmash against KohPhi.
The Majestic attempts a flying senton, but KohPhi moves out of the way.
KohPhi performs a brain buster against The Majestic.
Numerous fans are using KohPhi as target practice.
KohPhi nails The Majestic with a frog splash.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
KohPhi hits a chop on The Majestic.
KohPhi gives him a kick to the thigh, but The Majestic doesn't sell it.
The Majestic uses a fireman's carry spinebuster on KohPhi.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
The Majestic performs a flying senton against KohPhi.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Majestic tries a vertical suplex, but KohPhi blocks it.
KohPhi executes an open-handed chop against The Majestic.
KohPhi throws The Majestic out of the ring.
KohPhi jumps onto him with a tope.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Richard Head counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Richard Head counts: 2.
KohPhi shoves The Majestic into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Richard Head counts: 3.
KohPhi whips The Majestic into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Richard Head counts: 4.
The Majestic sets up a table.
The Majestic sets up KohPhi on the table.
The Majestic tries to drive KohPhi through the table with a back suplex, but he blocks it.
KohPhi executes a forearm to the back against The Majestic.
Richard Head counts: 5.
KohPhi performs a forearm to the back against The Majestic.
Richard Head counts: 6.
Richard Head counts: 7.
KohPhi climbs back into the ring.
The Majestic climbs back into the ring.
KohPhi whips The Majestic into the ropes, but The Majestic reverses it.
KohPhi misses with a shoulderblock.
KohPhi nails The Majestic with a running front dropkick.
KohPhi covers The Majestic.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
KohPhi whips The Majestic into the ropes.
KohPhi hits The Majestic with an elbow.
KohPhi runs into the ropes.
The Majestic executes a chop against KohPhi.
The Majestic performs a fisherman buster against KohPhi.
The crowd is going crazy.
The Majestic covers KohPhi.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
The Majestic hits a side kick to the midsection on KohPhi.
The Majestic punches KohPhi.
The Majestic punches KohPhi.
The crowd is behind The Majestic all the way.
The Majestic chops KohPhi.
The crowd erupts.
The Majestic tries an armbreaker, but KohPhi throws him off.
KohPhi goes for a running front dropkick, but The Majestic steps out of the way.
The Majestic performs a forearm to the back against KohPhi.
The Majestic goes for a bulldog, but KohPhi counters it with a back suplex.
KohPhi attempts the TKO, but The Majestic slides down his back.
The Majestic takes KohPhi down with a half and half suplex.
The Majestic is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
The Majestic nails KohPhi with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Majestic.
The Majestic tries a senton, but KohPhi rolls out of the way.
KohPhi runs into the ropes.
KohPhi hits The Majestic with a clothesline.
KohPhi goes for a dropkick, but The Majestic steps out of the way.
The Majestic attempts an armbreaker, but KohPhi throws him off.
KohPhi throws The Majestic into the turnbuckle, but The Majestic reverses it.
KohPhi comes back and rocks The Majestic with a clothesline.
KohPhi throws The Majestic out of the ring.
KohPhi goes outside.
KohPhi executes a chop against The Majestic.
Richard Head counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
KohPhi shoves The Majestic into the guardrail.
KohPhi tries a European uppercut, but The Majestic ducks out of the way.
The Majestic climbs back into the ring.
KohPhi follows him back in.
The Majestic hits a backbreaker on KohPhi.
The Majestic performs an open-handed chop against KohPhi.
The Majestic executes a side kick to the midsection against KohPhi.
The Majestic nails KohPhi with a rolling elbowsmash.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Majestic attempts a side suplex, but KohPhi blocks it.
KohPhi throws The Majestic into the turnbuckle, but The Majestic reverses it.
The Majestic charges in with a splash, but KohPhi moves out of the way.
KohPhi attempts the Rack Bomb, but The Majestic slides down his back.
The Majestic hits a back suplex on KohPhi.
The Majestic attempts to place KohPhi on the turnbuckle, but KohPhi blocks it.
The Majestic hits a forearm to the back on KohPhi.
The Majestic tries a bulldog, but KohPhi counters it with a back suplex.
KohPhi executes the GIF Blaster on The Majestic.
Numerous fans are using KohPhi as target practice.
KohPhi goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.

The winner is KohPhi. Time of match: 0:08:15
Sim Rating: ** 3/4

Not much to remark on here, it's just good to see these guys back in an SFAEW ring.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly:





Ocha905 searches for his first win against okeydoke7, who's in his first match back since losing the Intercity Championship!​

 

[Ocha905]

Let's

*******

Go!!!!

 

[Ocha905]

Theme song

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Ocha905 hits okeydoke7.
A portion of the crowd is booing Ocha905.
okeydoke7 chops Ocha905.
Ocha905 chops okeydoke7.
A portion of the crowd is booing Ocha905.
Ocha905 hits okeydoke7.
okeydoke7 hits Ocha905.
The cheers for okeydoke7 are drowning out the boos.
okeydoke7 chops Ocha905.
okeydoke7 goes for a Hotshot, but Ocha905 counters it with a lariat.
Ocha905 throws okeydoke7 out of the ring.
Ocha905 rolls out under the bottom rope.
Ocha905 goes for the O-10, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
Ocha905 attempts an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
Manangatang counts: 1.
okeydoke7 hits a kick to the midsection on Ocha905.
okeydoke7 throws Ocha905 into the ringsteps.
okeydoke7 throws Ocha905 into the guardrail.
okeydoke7 attempts a powerslam, but Ocha905 counters it with a lariat.
A portion of the crowd is booing Ocha905.
Manangatang counts: 2.
Ocha905 flexes his muscles.
Ocha905 goes for a waistlock takedown, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
Manangatang counts: 3.
okeydoke7 runs Ocha905 into the ringsteps.
okeydoke7 throws Ocha905 into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Ocha905 executes a chop against okeydoke7.
Manangatang counts: 4.
Ocha905 whips okeydoke7 into the guardrail.
Manangatang counts: 5.
Ocha905 runs okeydoke7 into the ringsteps.
A portion of the crowd is booing Ocha905.
Ocha905 executes a dropkick against okeydoke7.
Ocha905 clears the announcers' table.
Ocha905 performs a European uppercut against okeydoke7.
Ocha905 gets back into the ring.
okeydoke7 rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Ocha905 performs a chop against okeydoke7.
Ocha905 throws okeydoke7 into the turnbuckle.
Ocha905 tries a toss suplex, but okeydoke7 counters it with a vertical suplex.
okeydoke7 tries a kick to the head, but Ocha905 ducks out of the way.
Ocha905 hits a hiptoss on okeydoke7.
Ocha905 flexes his muscles.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Ocha905.
Ocha905 hits an elbowsmash on okeydoke7.
Ocha905 flexes his muscles.
Ocha905 tries an elbowdrop, but okeydoke7 moves out of the way.
okeydoke7 tries a dropkick, but Ocha905 steps out of the way.
Ocha905 hits a chop on okeydoke7.
Ocha905 uses a Samoan Driver on okeydoke7.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Ocha905 performs a chop against okeydoke7.
Ocha905 goes for a choke against the ropes, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
okeydoke7 kicks Ocha905.
Ocha905 punches okeydoke7.
okeydoke7 hits Ocha905.
okeydoke7 doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
okeydoke7 kicks Ocha905.
okeydoke7 runs into the ropes.
Ocha905 hits okeydoke7 with a kick.
Ocha905 executes a pop-up powerslam against okeydoke7.
Ocha905 performs a kneelift against okeydoke7.
Ocha905 whips okeydoke7 into the ropes, but okeydoke7 reverses it.
Ocha905 hits okeydoke7 with a clothesline.
okeydoke7 falls out of the ring.
Manangatang counts: one, two, three, four, okeydoke7 reenters the ring.
Ocha905 throws okeydoke7 out of the ring.
Ocha905 goes outside.
Ocha905 reenters the ring.
okeydoke7 rolls back in under the bottom rope.
okeydoke7 brings the table into the ring.
okeydoke7 kicks Ocha905.
okeydoke7 chops Ocha905.
okeydoke7 doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
okeydoke7 tries a dropkick, but Ocha905 steps out of the way.
Ocha905 goes for a Samoan Driver, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
okeydoke7 uses a swinging neckbreaker on Ocha905.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
okeydoke7 sets up Ocha905 on the announcers' table.
okeydoke7 tries to drive Ocha905 through the table with a flying bulldog, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Ocha905.
Ocha905 performs a Gorilla Press against okeydoke7.
Ocha905 covers okeydoke7.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ocha905 throws okeydoke7 out of the ring.
Ocha905 rolls out under the bottom rope.
Manangatang counts: 1.
Ocha905 runs okeydoke7 into the ringsteps.
Ocha905 climbs back into the ring.
okeydoke7 climbs back into the ring.
Ocha905 hits a kick to the head on okeydoke7.
Ocha905 whips okeydoke7 into the ropes, but okeydoke7 reverses it.
Ocha905 hits okeydoke7 with an elbow.
Ocha905 uses a vertical suplex on okeydoke7.
Ocha905 whips okeydoke7 into the ropes.
Ocha905 attempts an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
okeydoke7 executes the Thousandweight Kick on Ocha905.
okeydoke7 goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is wildly cheering okeydoke7 with only a few scattered boos audible.

The winner is okeydoke7. Time of match: 0:06:29
Sim Rating: **

okeydoke7 grabs a mic.

OKD7: SFAEW Universe, I love you all, but I've really gotta get something off my chest...

I wanna know what kind of idiot makes the decision to put the grand return of Mister...One...THOUSAND on the B-show?!

PhenomenalV1...LEMME TALK TO YA!

You know where Mister One Thousand belongs; the main event!

So give the people what they want!

YEAH!

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Theme song

And that’s your big mistake.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

They lock up.
Ocha905 hits okeydoke7.
A portion of the crowd is booing Ocha905.
okeydoke7 chops Ocha905.
Ocha905 chops okeydoke7.
A portion of the crowd is booing Ocha905.
Ocha905 hits okeydoke7.
okeydoke7 hits Ocha905.
The cheers for okeydoke7 are drowning out the boos.
okeydoke7 chops Ocha905.
okeydoke7 goes for a Hotshot, but Ocha905 counters it with a lariat.
Ocha905 throws okeydoke7 out of the ring.
Ocha905 rolls out under the bottom rope.
Ocha905 goes for the O-10, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
Ocha905 attempts an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
Manangatang counts: 1.
okeydoke7 hits a kick to the midsection on Ocha905.
okeydoke7 throws Ocha905 into the ringsteps.
okeydoke7 throws Ocha905 into the guardrail.
okeydoke7 attempts a powerslam, but Ocha905 counters it with a lariat.
A portion of the crowd is booing Ocha905.
Manangatang counts: 2.
Ocha905 flexes his muscles.
Ocha905 goes for a waistlock takedown, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
Manangatang counts: 3.
okeydoke7 runs Ocha905 into the ringsteps.
okeydoke7 throws Ocha905 into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Ocha905 executes a chop against okeydoke7.
Manangatang counts: 4.
Ocha905 whips okeydoke7 into the guardrail.
Manangatang counts: 5.
Ocha905 runs okeydoke7 into the ringsteps.
A portion of the crowd is booing Ocha905.
Ocha905 executes a dropkick against okeydoke7.
Ocha905 clears the announcers' table.
Ocha905 performs a European uppercut against okeydoke7.
Ocha905 gets back into the ring.
okeydoke7 rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Ocha905 performs a chop against okeydoke7.
Ocha905 throws okeydoke7 into the turnbuckle.
Ocha905 tries a toss suplex, but okeydoke7 counters it with a vertical suplex.
okeydoke7 tries a kick to the head, but Ocha905 ducks out of the way.
Ocha905 hits a hiptoss on okeydoke7.
Ocha905 flexes his muscles.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Ocha905.
Ocha905 hits an elbowsmash on okeydoke7.
Ocha905 flexes his muscles.
Ocha905 tries an elbowdrop, but okeydoke7 moves out of the way.
okeydoke7 tries a dropkick, but Ocha905 steps out of the way.
Ocha905 hits a chop on okeydoke7.
Ocha905 uses a Samoan Driver on okeydoke7.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Ocha905 performs a chop against okeydoke7.
Ocha905 goes for a choke against the ropes, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
okeydoke7 kicks Ocha905.
Ocha905 punches okeydoke7.
okeydoke7 hits Ocha905.
okeydoke7 doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
okeydoke7 kicks Ocha905.
okeydoke7 runs into the ropes.
Ocha905 hits okeydoke7 with a kick.
Ocha905 executes a pop-up powerslam against okeydoke7.
Ocha905 performs a kneelift against okeydoke7.
Ocha905 whips okeydoke7 into the ropes, but okeydoke7 reverses it.
Ocha905 hits okeydoke7 with a clothesline.
okeydoke7 falls out of the ring.
Manangatang counts: one, two, three, four, okeydoke7 reenters the ring.
Ocha905 throws okeydoke7 out of the ring.
Ocha905 goes outside.
Ocha905 reenters the ring.
okeydoke7 rolls back in under the bottom rope.
okeydoke7 brings the table into the ring.
okeydoke7 kicks Ocha905.
okeydoke7 chops Ocha905.
okeydoke7 doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
okeydoke7 tries a dropkick, but Ocha905 steps out of the way.
Ocha905 goes for a Samoan Driver, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
okeydoke7 uses a swinging neckbreaker on Ocha905.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
okeydoke7 sets up Ocha905 on the announcers' table.
okeydoke7 tries to drive Ocha905 through the table with a flying bulldog, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Ocha905.
Ocha905 performs a Gorilla Press against okeydoke7.
Ocha905 covers okeydoke7.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ocha905 throws okeydoke7 out of the ring.
Ocha905 rolls out under the bottom rope.
Manangatang counts: 1.
Ocha905 runs okeydoke7 into the ringsteps.
Ocha905 climbs back into the ring.
okeydoke7 climbs back into the ring.
Ocha905 hits a kick to the head on okeydoke7.
Ocha905 whips okeydoke7 into the ropes, but okeydoke7 reverses it.
Ocha905 hits okeydoke7 with an elbow.
Ocha905 uses a vertical suplex on okeydoke7.
Ocha905 whips okeydoke7 into the ropes.
Ocha905 attempts an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
okeydoke7 executes the Thousandweight Kick on Ocha905.
okeydoke7 goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is wildly cheering okeydoke7 with only a few scattered boos audible.

The winner is okeydoke7. Time of match: 0:06:29
Sim Rating: **

okeydoke7 grabs a mic.

OKD7: SFAEW Universe, I love you all, but I've really gotta get something off my chest...

I wanna know what kind of idiot makes the decision to put the grand return of Mister...One...THOUSAND on the B-show?!

PhenomenalV1...LEMME TALK TO YA!

You know where Mister One Thousand belongs; the main event!

So give the people what they want!

YEAH!

Real crowd: “nooooo”

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And in your main event of the evening:





big_icky makes his SFAEW debut by jumping into the deep end: signing up for Mrs Turbo's Bar Room Brawl challenge!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

big_icky and Mrs Turbo start brawling in the bar room.
big_icky executes a lariat against Mrs Turbo.
They're brawling up the tavern's stairway.
big_icky is handed a road sign.
big_icky takes a swing at Mrs Turbo with the road sign, but she gets out of the way.
Mrs Turbo snatches the road sign from him.
Mrs Turbo hits him with the road sign.
Numerous fans are using Mrs Turbo as target practice.
They're brawling up the tavern's stairway.
Mrs Turbo executes a release German suplex against big_icky.
Mrs Turbo covers big_icky.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Mrs Turbo takes big_icky down with a bodyslam.
Mrs Turbo is handed the Admin's Desk.
Mrs Turbo hits him with the Desk.
Mrs Turbo hits him with the Desk.
Mrs Turbo hits a back suplex on big_icky.
They're brawling on the roof.
Mrs Turbo hits him with the Desk.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.
They're brawling on the roof.
Mrs Turbo hits a kneelift on big_icky.
They're brawling on the roof.
Mrs Turbo goes for a hiptoss, but big_icky blocks it.
They're brawling down the stairway.
They're brawling up the stairway.
They're brawling on the roof.
Mrs Turbo is handed a baseball bat.
Mrs Turbo hits him with the baseball bat.
Mrs Turbo is being booed out of the building.
Mrs Turbo hits him with a baseball bat.
Mrs Turbo hits him with the baseball bat.
Mrs Turbo hits him with the baseball bat.
They're brawling on the roof.
big_icky tries a Russian legsweep, but Mrs Turbo counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mrs Turbo uses a backbreaker on big_icky.
They're brawling down the stairway.
Mrs Turbo locks big_icky in a chokehold.
big_icky tries to escape the hold.
big_icky is close to escaping the hold.
big_icky summons one last burst of energy.
Mike Uppet tells big_icky to respond or he'll stop the fight.
big_icky nods.
big_icky is writhing in pain.
Mike Uppet asks big_icky if he should stop the fight.
big_icky shakes his head.
Mike Uppet asks big_icky if he should stop the fight.
big_icky shakes his head.
big_icky breaks the hold after 38 seconds.
They're brawling down the stairway.
big_icky goes for a bodyslam, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
They're brawling in the bar room.
big_icky performs a reverse neckbreaker against Mrs Turbo.
big_icky has the crowd going wild.
big_icky nails Mrs Turbo with a single arm DDT.
big_icky hits a lariat on Mrs Turbo.
They're brawling down the hall.
big_icky works the crowd.
big_icky is handed a baseball bat.
big_icky hits her with the baseball bat.
big_icky clears the announcers' table.
They're brawling in the bistro.
big_icky nails Mrs Turbo with a reverse neckbreaker.
They're brawling in the bistro.
big_icky uses a chop on Mrs Turbo.
big_icky is handed a Chain.
big_icky hits her with the Chain.
They're brawling up the hallway.
They're brawling in the bistro.
big_icky flings Mrs Turbo over a row of chairs.
They're brawling up the hallway.
big_icky executes an elbowsmash against Mrs Turbo.
big_icky works the crowd.
big_icky whips her with the Chain.
They're brawling down the hallway.
big_icky hits her with the Chain.
big_icky covers Mrs Turbo.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
big_icky grabs a chair.
big_icky sets up the chair.
big_icky performs a bodyslam onto the chair against Mrs Turbo.
They're brawling in the bar room.
They're brawling up the front of house.
Mrs Turbo hits a forearm to the back on big_icky.
Mrs Turbo shoves big_icky into the cash register.
Mrs Turbo uses a hiptoss on big_icky.
Mrs Turbo is handed brass knuckles.
Mrs Turbo hits him with the knuckles.
Front of house is quickly filling up with debris.
Mrs Turbo performs a kick to the midsection against big_icky.
They're brawling in the pokies lounge.
Mrs Turbo is handed a ring bell.
Mrs Turbo hits him with the ring bell.
big_icky is busted wide open.
Mrs Turbo uses a snap mare on big_icky.
Mrs Turbo covers big_icky.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
Mrs Turbo throws big_icky into the guardrail.
Mrs Turbo is handed a road sign.
Mrs Turbo hits him with the road sign.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Mrs Turbo performs a vertical suplex against big_icky.
Mrs Turbo whips big_icky into a pokie machine.
Mrs Turbo shoves big_icky into a pokie machine.
They're brawling in the pokies lounge.
big_icky takes Mrs Turbo down with a release German suplex.
big_icky is handed a Chain.
big_icky hits her with the Chain.
Mrs Turbo is busted open.
big_icky chokes her with the Chain.
big_icky climbs up onto a pokie machine.
big_icky hits a reverse Frankensteiner on Mrs Turbo.
big_icky has the crowd going wild.
big_icky is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
big_icky takes a swing at Mrs Turbo with the Chain, but she gets out of the way.
Mrs Turbo snatches the Chain from him.
Mrs Turbo hits him with the Chain.
Mrs Turbo uses a bodyslam on big_icky.
Mrs Turbo is handed the Beez Trophy.
Mrs Turbo hits him with the Trophy.
Mrs Turbo chokes him with Beez Trophy.
They're brawling in the bar room.
Mrs Turbo is handed a Chain.
Mrs Turbo hits him with the Chain.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Mrs Turbo is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
They're brawling behind the bar.
Mrs Turbo throws big_icky over the bar.
They're brawling inside the bar room.
Mrs Turbo throws big_icky into the taps.
Mrs Turbo goes for a bodyslam, but big_icky counters it with an elbowsmash.
big_icky is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
big_icky tries an enzuigiri, but Mrs Turbo steps out of the way.
Mrs Turbo is handed a keyboard.
Mrs Turbo hits him with the keyboard.
They're brawling in the bar room.
big_icky hits a jumping neckbreaker on Mrs Turbo.
big_icky has the crowd going wild.
big_icky shoves Mrs Turbo into the bar.
King Tenz enters the bar room.
big_icky goes for a vertical suplex, but King Tenz blocks it.
King Tenz executes the Rolling Stunner on big_icky.
King Tenz throws big_icky to Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo executes the Ophidian-5 on big_icky.
Mrs Turbo goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.

The winner is Mrs Turbo. Time of match: 0:09:34
Sim Rating: *** 3/4

And Mrs Turbo remains undefeated at the tavern, with a surprise assist from King Tenz...wonder if that's going to play into their Ladder Match on Sunday?



See you tomorrow for the Blue League Finals match lineup announcements.

 

[okeydoke7]

They lock up.
Ocha905 hits okeydoke7.
A portion of the crowd is booing Ocha905.
okeydoke7 chops Ocha905.
Ocha905 chops okeydoke7.
A portion of the crowd is booing Ocha905.
Ocha905 hits okeydoke7.
okeydoke7 hits Ocha905.
The cheers for okeydoke7 are drowning out the boos.
okeydoke7 chops Ocha905.
okeydoke7 goes for a Hotshot, but Ocha905 counters it with a lariat.
Ocha905 throws okeydoke7 out of the ring.
Ocha905 rolls out under the bottom rope.
Ocha905 goes for the O-10, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
Ocha905 attempts an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
Manangatang counts: 1.
okeydoke7 hits a kick to the midsection on Ocha905.
okeydoke7 throws Ocha905 into the ringsteps.
okeydoke7 throws Ocha905 into the guardrail.
okeydoke7 attempts a powerslam, but Ocha905 counters it with a lariat.
A portion of the crowd is booing Ocha905.
Manangatang counts: 2.
Ocha905 flexes his muscles.
Ocha905 goes for a waistlock takedown, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
Manangatang counts: 3.
okeydoke7 runs Ocha905 into the ringsteps.
okeydoke7 throws Ocha905 into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Ocha905 executes a chop against okeydoke7.
Manangatang counts: 4.
Ocha905 whips okeydoke7 into the guardrail.
Manangatang counts: 5.
Ocha905 runs okeydoke7 into the ringsteps.
A portion of the crowd is booing Ocha905.
Ocha905 executes a dropkick against okeydoke7.
Ocha905 clears the announcers' table.
Ocha905 performs a European uppercut against okeydoke7.
Ocha905 gets back into the ring.
okeydoke7 rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Ocha905 performs a chop against okeydoke7.
Ocha905 throws okeydoke7 into the turnbuckle.
Ocha905 tries a toss suplex, but okeydoke7 counters it with a vertical suplex.
okeydoke7 tries a kick to the head, but Ocha905 ducks out of the way.
Ocha905 hits a hiptoss on okeydoke7.
Ocha905 flexes his muscles.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Ocha905.
Ocha905 hits an elbowsmash on okeydoke7.
Ocha905 flexes his muscles.
Ocha905 tries an elbowdrop, but okeydoke7 moves out of the way.
okeydoke7 tries a dropkick, but Ocha905 steps out of the way.
Ocha905 hits a chop on okeydoke7.
Ocha905 uses a Samoan Driver on okeydoke7.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Ocha905 performs a chop against okeydoke7.
Ocha905 goes for a choke against the ropes, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
okeydoke7 kicks Ocha905.
Ocha905 punches okeydoke7.
okeydoke7 hits Ocha905.
okeydoke7 doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
okeydoke7 kicks Ocha905.
okeydoke7 runs into the ropes.
Ocha905 hits okeydoke7 with a kick.
Ocha905 executes a pop-up powerslam against okeydoke7.
Ocha905 performs a kneelift against okeydoke7.
Ocha905 whips okeydoke7 into the ropes, but okeydoke7 reverses it.
Ocha905 hits okeydoke7 with a clothesline.
okeydoke7 falls out of the ring.
Manangatang counts: one, two, three, four, okeydoke7 reenters the ring.
Ocha905 throws okeydoke7 out of the ring.
Ocha905 goes outside.
Ocha905 reenters the ring.
okeydoke7 rolls back in under the bottom rope.
okeydoke7 brings the table into the ring.
okeydoke7 kicks Ocha905.
okeydoke7 chops Ocha905.
okeydoke7 doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
okeydoke7 tries a dropkick, but Ocha905 steps out of the way.
Ocha905 goes for a Samoan Driver, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
okeydoke7 uses a swinging neckbreaker on Ocha905.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
okeydoke7 sets up Ocha905 on the announcers' table.
okeydoke7 tries to drive Ocha905 through the table with a flying bulldog, but he moves out of the way.
The table is broken in half.
A portion of the crowd is cheering Ocha905.
Ocha905 performs a Gorilla Press against okeydoke7.
Ocha905 covers okeydoke7.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Ocha905 throws okeydoke7 out of the ring.
Ocha905 rolls out under the bottom rope.
Manangatang counts: 1.
Ocha905 runs okeydoke7 into the ringsteps.
Ocha905 climbs back into the ring.
okeydoke7 climbs back into the ring.
Ocha905 hits a kick to the head on okeydoke7.
Ocha905 whips okeydoke7 into the ropes, but okeydoke7 reverses it.
Ocha905 hits okeydoke7 with an elbow.
Ocha905 uses a vertical suplex on okeydoke7.
Ocha905 whips okeydoke7 into the ropes.
Ocha905 attempts an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but okeydoke7 blocks it.
okeydoke7 executes the Thousandweight Kick on Ocha905.
okeydoke7 goes for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is wildly cheering okeydoke7 with only a few scattered boos audible.

The winner is okeydoke7. Time of match: 0:06:29
Sim Rating: **

okeydoke7 grabs a mic.

OKD7: SFAEW Universe, I love you all, but I've really gotta get something off my chest...

I wanna know what kind of idiot makes the decision to put the grand return of Mister...One...THOUSAND on the B-show?!

PhenomenalV1...LEMME TALK TO YA!

You know where Mister One Thousand belongs; the main event!

So give the people what they want!

YEAH!

YEAH!

 

[okeydoke7]

I’ll never be seen on the B show again.

 

[serial_thrilla]

I’ll never be seen on the B show again.

Is this how you announce your retirement?

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Sorry not sorry big_icky
And you see I did all this with high heels and in my ballroom gown no less

 

[PhenomenalV1]

This Sunday!




It's the final round of the Blue League in SFAEW!




Let's see what we've got in store...






por_please_ya, Strigoi and Callums_Guns defend their Trios Champinships against MWPP, Dingster and Test Tickle of the Las Vegas Bears (or should that be tony's Famiglia?) ahead of Porps' World Championship showdown next week!






King Tenz is out to reclaim the Hardcore Championship that he never lost against current champ and fellow OOB Mrs Turbo in a Ladder Match! Fingers crossed for a friendly contest...






Braklet ended Loonerty's comeback streak with a shock win a couple of weeks back, and now he's running it back for Loons' Intercity Championship too! And to up the ante, they'll be competing in SFAEW's first ever Ultimate Submission Match!




And in your Blue League Finals:






The Filth Wizard looks to claim his place in the Top 3 with a match against cellar dweller James Colorado,






...Meanwhile in a match where the loser won't be making the Top 3, PhenomenalV1 clashes with old La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo deputy JoshWoodenSpoon,




...and in your final Blue League Match:






...@serial_thrilla has the Herculean task of needing to beat the undefeated Tigerturbulance if he wants to head through into Super Sixes!




See you on Sunday!




Current Blue League Standings
​

​	Wins​	Draws​	Losses​	Bonus​	Points​
Tigerturbulance​	6​	0​	0​	1​	19​
The Filth Wizard​	4​	1​	1​	0​	13​
PhenomenalV1​	4​	0​	2​	0​	12​
serial_thrilla​	3​	1​	2​	1​	11​
JoshWoodenSpoon​	3​	0​	3​	0​	9​
thewizardmelon​	3​	0​	4​	0​	6​
Grand Uncle Horace​	1​	0​	6​	0​	3​
James Colorado​	0​	0​	6​	0​	0​

 

[serial_thrilla]

This Sunday!




It's the final round of the Blue League in SFAEW!




Let's see what we've got in store...




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por_please_ya, Strigoi and Callums_Guns defend their Trios Champinships against MWPP, Dingster and Test Tickle of the Las Vegas Bears (or should that be tony's Famiglia?) ahead of Porps' World Championship showdown next week!




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King Tenz is out to reclaim the Hardcore Championship that he never lost against current champ and fellow OOB Mrs Turbo in a Ladder Match! Fingers crossed for a friendly contest...




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Braklet ended Loonerty's comeback streak with a shock win a couple of weeks back, and now he's running it back for Loons' Intercity Championship too! And to up the ante, they'll be competing in SFAEW's first ever Ultimate Submission Match!




And in your Blue League Finals:




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The Filth Wizard looks to claim his place in the Top 3 with a match against cellar dweller James Colorado,




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...Meanwhile in a match where the loser won't be making the Top 3, PhenomenalV1 clashes with old La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo deputy JoshWoodenSpoon,




...and in your final Blue League Match:




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...@serial_thrilla has the Herculean task of needing to beat the undefeated Tigerturbulance if he wants to head through into Super Sixes!




See you on Sunday!




Current Blue League Standings​

​	Wins​	Draws​	Losses​	Bonus​	Points​
Tigerturbulance​	6​	0​	0​	1​	19​
The Filth Wizard​	4​	1​	1​	0​	13​
PhenomenalV1​	4​	0​	2​	0​	12​
serial_thrilla​	3​	1​	2​	1​	11​
JoshWoodenSpoon​	3​	0​	3​	0​	9​
thewizardmelon​	3​	0​	4​	0​	6​
Grand Uncle Horace​	1​	0​	6​	0​	3​
James Colorado​	0​	0​	6​	0​	0​

Neither The Filth Wizard or I will be making the finals, will we?

 

[Strigoi]

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Neither The Filth Wizard or I will be making the finals, will we?

If this federation knows where its bread is buttered we will be.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's Sunday, you know what that means!




It's time for the Blue League Finals in SFAEW!




Kicking of off tonight:

The Filth Wizard takes on James Colorado in our first Blue League match of the evening!​

 

[Chipmunk]

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
The Filth Wizard tries an inverted atomic drop, but James Colorado blocks it.
Frothies Mcveigh, Pickitt and NaturalDisaster come to ringside.
James Colorado uses a chop on The Filth Wizard.
James Colorado executes a Spanish Fly against The Filth Wizard.
James Colorado seemingly enjoys the boos.
James Colorado whips The Filth Wizard into the ropes, but The Filth Wizard reverses it.
James Colorado hits The Filth Wizard with a shoulderblock.
serial_thrilla, pantskyle and brahj come to ringside.
James Colorado uses a springboard dropkick on The Filth Wizard.
James Colorado whips The Filth Wizard into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard hits James Colorado with a kick.
The Filth Wizard runs into the ropes.
Pickitt hits The Filth Wizard in the back with a chair.
Richard Head threatens James Colorado with disqualification.
James Colorado goes for the GrimBuster, but he can't do it.
The Filth Wizard counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Filth Wizard nails James Colorado with a DDT.
The Filth Wizard is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
The Filth Wizard hits a hiptoss on James Colorado.
The Filth Wizard does a crotch chop.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard whips James Colorado into the ropes.
Pantskyle pulls down the top rope.
Richard Head threatens The Filth Wizard with disqualification.
Frothies McVeigh executes the Blade Runner on Pantskyle.
Brahj nails Frothies McVeigh with a lariat.
NaturalDisaster whips Brahj into the guardrail.
serial_thrilla hits NaturalDisaster with a DDT onto the ringsteps.
The Filth Wizard goes outside.
The Filth Wizard sets up a table.
The Filth Wizard sets up James Colorado on the table.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment through the table.
The table is broken in half.
Richard Head counts: 1.
The Filth Wizard takes James Colorado down with a vertical suplex.
Richard Head counts: 2.
Richard Head counts: 3.
The Filth Wizard gets back into the ring.
James Colorado rolls back in under the bottom rope.
The Filth Wizard tries a facebuster onto the knee, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado attempts a snap mare, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
The Filth Wizard uses a spinebuster slam on James Colorado.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
The Filth Wizard throws James Colorado out of the ring.
The Filth Wizard jumps onto him with a plancha.
The Filth Wizard gestures to serial_thrilla to get his sledgehammer.
The Filth Wizard tries a swinging neckbreaker, but James Colorado counters it with a side suplex.
James Colorado is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
James Colorado goes for a hiptoss, but the The Filth Wizard blocks it.
Richard Head counts: 1.
The Filth Wizard throws James Colorado into the guardrail.
serial_thrilla retrieves the sledgehammer from under the ring.
The Filth Wizard throws James Colorado back into the ring.
Pickitt tries to grab the sledgehammer from serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla and Pickitt struggle over the sledgehammer.
The Filth Wizard tries to whip James Colorado into the ropes, but he reverses it.
Pickitt lets go of the sledgehammer.
serial_thrilla accidentally hits The Filth Wizard in the head with the sledgehammer.
James Colorado executes a small package against The Filth Wizard.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind James Colorado.

The winner is James Colorado. Time of match: 0:03:42
Sim Rating: ***


The Bang Bang Furie Gang celebrate wildly in the ring.

The Filth Wizard blankly stares at serial_thrilla.

serial_thrilla looks around, embarrassed.

The Filth Wizard walks over to serial_thrilla.

The Filth Wizard is handed a microphone.

TFW: Thrilla...I am a kind man. I won't lash out...but don't expect any backup against Turbo later on.

Blue League Standings​

​	Wins​	Draws​	Losses​	Bonus​	Points​
Tigerturbulance​	6​	0​	0​	1​	19​
The Filth Wizard​	4​	1​	2​	0​	13​
PhenomenalV1​	4​	0​	2​	0​	12​
serial_thrilla​	3​	1​	2​	1​	11​
JoshWoodenSpoon​	3​	0​	3​	0​	9​
thewizardmelon​	3​	0​	4​	0​	9​
James Colorado​	1​	0​	6​	1​	4​
Grand Uncle Horace​	1​	0​	6​	0​	3​

Not only does James Colorado pick up his first career win (against a 2-time former World Champion no less!), but he's also got the Under-5 minute bonus point!

HE'S NOT FINISHING LAST!
​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly:

por_please_ya, Strigoi and Callums_Guns defend the Trios Championships against Dingster, MWPP and Test Tickle!​

 

[The Filth Wizard]

serial_thrilla