Event SFAEW Season 35: SweetaMania V On Now!

[Elton Johns Wig]

Don't know why you're mad at me for.

Your English for a start.

Hate to break it to you mate, but you losing the Hardcore Championship to set up a SweetMania match with Phenom was always going to happen.

Going from a crowd favourite to a heel I could handle, and quite enjoyed. Finally getting a belt and then losing it to THAT jabroni above anyone, not so much. I'd rather have lost it to you.

That one was all me.

I blame you for everything. (well, almost everything, I blame PhenomenalV1 for losing his grip on things as well)

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I blame you for everything. (well, almost everything, I blame @PhenomenalV1 for losing his grip on things as well)

I'm simming this week's matches as we speak.

Tread carefully with your words, Elton.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I'm simming this week's matches as we speak.

Tread carefully with your words, Elton.

I already know the fix is in, I'm resigned to it.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Your English for a start.

Going from a crowd favourite to a heel I could handle, and quite enjoyed. Finally getting a belt and then losing it to THAT jabroni above anyone, not so much. I'd rather have lost it to you.

I blame you for everything. (well, almost everything, I blame PhenomenalV1 for losing his grip on things as well)

U2tigers is a rising star in the company, won two championships and involved in the season's best storyline as a rookie, it would be a close call between him and ShaunDuggan on best SFAEW rookie in Season 35

I think it's brilliant of you to put him over.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

U2tigers is a rising star in the company, won two championships and involved in the season's best storyline as a rookie, it would be a close call between him and ShaunDuggan on best SFAEW rookie in Season 35

I think it's brilliant of you to put him over.

Involved in the best storylines....which you ******* wrote. Choices. Give me a better arc then you hack.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

CURRENT CHAMPIONS

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WRESTLER​	CHAMPIONSHIP HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
Bonz​	World Heavyweight Championship​	28/5/2023​	26​
damicky & HARPSichord​	World Tag Team Championships​	4/6/2023​	19​
ShaunDuggan​	Intercity Championship​	16/4/2023​	68​
U2tigers​	Hardcore Championship​	28/5/2023​	26​
JoshWoodenSpoon, thewizardmelon & Ned_Flanders​	Trios Championships​	14/5/2023​	40​

Dates and stats correct as of 23/6/23.

OTHER CURRENT ACHIEVEMENTS
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WRESTLER​	ACHIEVEMENT HELD​	DATE WON​	DAYS HELD​
N/A​	ClarkeMoney in the Bank​	N/A​	N/A​

Championship Board updated.

Bonz damicky HARPSichord ShaunDuggan U2tigers JoshWoodenSpoon thewizardmelon Ned_Flanders

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Involved in the best storylines....which you ******* wrote. Choices. Give me a better arc then you hack.

Sorry I don't have creative control over your arc, that is determined by PhenomenalV1.

I do have creative control over The Irrelevance though and they are Trios Champions so at least you're grouped with people who are booked strong.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Sorry I don't have creative control over your arc, that is determined by PhenomenalV1.

I do have creative control over The Irrelevance though and they are Trios Champions so at least you're grouped with people who are booked strong.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Set your alarms, loyal viewers, SweetaMania V will be starting at 5:30 pm tonight!

 

[serial_thrilla]

Set your alarms, loyal viewers, SweetaMania V will be starting at 5:30 pm tonight!

I think this competition has a bigger following than the qooty. Make them move, not us!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

It's Saturday, you know what that means!



It's time for the Showcase of the Mortals!





IT'S TIME FOR SWEETAMANIA V!



Kicking us off this SweetaMania:

ShaunDuggan defends his Intercity Championship against Braklet!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Braklet with a rolling elbowsmash.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries an armdrag takedown, but Braklet counters it with a lariat.
Braklet sends Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the turnbuckle, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan reverses it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs shoulder-first into the corner.
Braklet begs off.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits an enzuigiri on Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan works the crowd.
The cheers for Shaun Freakin' Duggan are drowning out the boos.
Braklet begs off.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits an elbowsmash on Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a kick to the head, but Braklet ducks out of the way.
Braklet executes a forearm to the back against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet tries a leg lariat, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan ducks out of the way.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a high knee, but Braklet ducks out of the way.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan misses with a clothesline.
Braklet uses a leg lariat on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Braklet works the crowd.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Braklet.
Braklet performs a fist to the midsection against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet attempts a DDT, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with a backdrop.
In turn, Braklet counters it with a sunset flip.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Braklet with a clothesline.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan covers Braklet.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a kneelift on Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a reverse neckbreaker, but Braklet blocks it.
Braklet goes for a vertical suplex, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan sets up Braklet on the turnbuckle.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a superplex against Braklet.
The cheers for Shaun Freakin' Duggan are drowning out the boos.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a Falcon Arrow on Braklet.
Manangatang counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Braklet begs off.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a Blockbuster, but Braklet steps out of the way.
Braklet is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Braklet performs a kneelift against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet goes for a leg lariat, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan ducks out of the way.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan kicks Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan kicks Braklet.
Braklet chops Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet seemingly enjoys the boos.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan chops Braklet.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan chops Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts an enzuigiri, but Braklet steps out of the way.
Braklet uses a kneedrop on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet uses a reverse neckbreaker on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet seemingly enjoys the boos.
Braklet tries a headbutt, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan chops Braklet.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan chops Braklet.
Braklet kicks Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet punches Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet performs a headbutt against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a chop on Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan throws Braklet out of the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for a flying knee strike, but Braklet moves out of the way.
Braklet uses a facerake on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Manangatang counts: 1.
Braklet executes a vertical suplex against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Manangatang counts: 2.
Braklet executes a swinging neckbreaker against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet throws Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the guardrail.
Braklet gets back into the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan climbs back into the ring.
Braklet works the crowd.
The cheers for Braklet are drowning out the boos.
Braklet performs a slingshot elbowdrop against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet attempts a Gory lock faceslam, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a lariat on Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries an armdrag takedown, but Braklet counters it with a lariat.
The crowd is wildly cheering Braklet with only a few scattered boos audible.
Braklet attempts an enzuigiri, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan steps out of the way.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Braklet into the ropes, but Braklet reverses it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Braklet with an elbow.
Braklet begs off.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Braklet into the ropes.
Braklet nails Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a swinging neckbreaker.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Braklet tries a vertical suplex, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan reverses it.
In turn, Braklet counters it with a small package.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Braklet whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan reverses it.
Braklet hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a kick.
Braklet executes a Russian legsweep against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Braklet with a clothesline.
Braklet falls out of the ring.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for a plancha, but Braklet moves out of the way.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Manangatang counts: 1.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs Braklet into the ringsteps.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan sets up a table.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a flying knee strike against Braklet.
Manangatang counts: 2.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan reenters the ring.
Braklet rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes an elbowsmash against Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a standing shooting star press, but Braklet gets his knees up.
Braklet whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Braklet with a clothesline.
Braklet begs off.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a springboard knee strike, but Braklet counters it with an intercept dropkick.
Braklet uses a knee to the back on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet nails Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is wildly cheering Braklet with only a few scattered boos audible.
Braklet executes a fist to the midsection against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet is going for the pin.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Braklet nails Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a Gory lock faceslam.
Braklet uses a kneelift on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for a bodyslam, but Braklet counters it with a facerake.
Braklet uses a reverse neckbreaker on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Braklet executes the Squid Clutch on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan breaks the hold after 5 seconds.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the Sling Blade, but Braklet ducks out of the way.
Braklet performs a forearm to the back against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet attempts a bodyslam, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the Sling Blade against Braklet.
The crowd is wildly cheering Shaun Freakin' Duggan with only a few scattered boos audible.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a side kick to the midsection against Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the DuggWalker, but Braklet counters it with a side step.
Braklet hits a fist to the midsection on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet tries a snap mare, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Braklet into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan misses with a clothesline.
Braklet hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a kick.
Braklet executes a Gory lock faceslam against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The cheers for Braklet are drowning out the boos.
Braklet performs a chop against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet hits a facerake on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet performs a kneelift against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan chops Braklet.
The crowd is wildly cheering Shaun Freakin' Duggan with only a few scattered boos audible.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Braklet with a shoulderblock.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan works the crowd.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he 's getting.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts the Pedigree, but Braklet counters it with a slingshot into the turnbuckle.
Braklet doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Braklet executes a dropkick against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Braklet with a shoulderblock.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a soccer kick against Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the Pedigree, but Braklet counters it with a backdrop.
Braklet goes for a DDT, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a lariat against Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Braklet into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Braklet with a clothesline.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan covers Braklet.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for a backbreaker, but Braklet counters it with an elbowsmash.
Braklet uses a fist to the midsection on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Braklet with a backdrop.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan covers Braklet.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a chop on Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a springboard lariat, but Braklet steps out of the way.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Braklet executes the Squid Clutch on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries to escape the hold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is inching his way towards the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries to escape the hold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries to fight the pain.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is writhing in pain.
Manangatang checks Shaun Freakin' Duggan's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Shaun Freakin' Duggan fights his way out of the hold after 41 seconds.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Braklet with a lariat.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Braklet into the ropes, but Braklet reverses it.
Braklet misses with a clothesline.
Braklet misses with a clothesline.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Braklet with a lariat.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a Falcon Arrow, but Braklet blocks it.
Braklet uses a headbutt on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet uses a headbutt on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet kicks Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The crowd is wildly cheering Braklet with only a few scattered boos audible.
Braklet kicks Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan chops Braklet.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet punches Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The crowd is wildly cheering Braklet with only a few scattered boos audible.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Braklet.
The cheers for Shaun Freakin' Duggan are drowning out the boos.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan punches Braklet.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan punches Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a rolling elbowsmash on Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for a backbreaker, but Braklet blocks it.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Braklet with a shoulderblock.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a springboard lariat, but Braklet steps out of the way.
Braklet covers Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Manangatang counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Braklet goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with a side suplex.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan covers Braklet.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts to place Braklet on the turnbuckle, but Braklet blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a back suplex on Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Braklet with a rolling elbowsmash.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a spinning mule kick on Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Braklet with a clothesline.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a kneelift against Braklet.
Braklet begs off.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan throws Braklet into the turnbuckle, but Braklet reverses it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan comes back and rocks Braklet with a kick to the midsection.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the Sling Blade, but Braklet ducks out of the way.
Braklet hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Braklet chops Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet executes the Squid Clutch on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries to escape the hold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is close to passing out from the pain.
Manangatang asks Shaun Freakin' Duggan if he should stop the fight.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan shakes his head.
Manangatang asks Shaun Freakin' Duggan if he's had enough.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan shakes his head.
Manangatang asks Shaun Freakin' Duggan if he's still there.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nods.
Manangatang tells Shaun Freakin' Duggan to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nods.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan may have passed out.
Manangatang checks Shaun Freakin' Duggan's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Shaun Freakin' Duggan fights his way out of the hold after 1 minute.
Braklet begs off.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Braklet with a high knee.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Braklet into the ropes, but Braklet reverses it.
Braklet goes for a kick to the midsection, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a side kick to the midsection on Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the DuggWalker, but Braklet counters it with a power bomb.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Braklet executes the Squid Clutch on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Manangatang asks Shaun Freakin' Duggan if he should stop the fight.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan shakes his head.
Manangatang asks Shaun Freakin' Duggan if he's still there.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nods.
Manangatang asks Shaun Freakin' Duggan if he's still there.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nods.
Manangatang checks Shaun Freakin' Duggan's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Shaun Freakin' Duggan fights his way out of the hold after 29 seconds.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a small package against Braklet.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
The cheers for Shaun Freakin' Duggan are drowning out the boos.

The winner is ShaunDuggan. Time of match: 0:18:59
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


He's done it! Shaun Freakin' Duggan has defied the odds to become the first Intercity Champion to successfully retain the belt at SweetaMania!

Heartbreak for the Heartbreak Squid, though. Perhaps once he's taken some time off, he can come back stronger than ever for another tilt next season? Who knows.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the Sling Blade, but Braklet ducks out of the way.
Braklet performs a forearm to the back against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet attempts a bodyslam, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes the Sling Blade against Braklet.
The crowd is wildly cheering Shaun Freakin' Duggan with only a few scattered boos audible.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan executes a side kick to the midsection against Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the DuggWalker, but Braklet counters it with a side step.
Braklet hits a fist to the midsection on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet tries a snap mare, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Braklet into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan misses with a clothesline.
Braklet hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan with a kick.
Braklet executes a Gory lock faceslam against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The cheers for Braklet are drowning out the boos.
Braklet performs a chop against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet hits a facerake on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet performs a kneelift against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan chops Braklet.
The crowd is wildly cheering Shaun Freakin' Duggan with only a few scattered boos audible.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Braklet with a shoulderblock.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan works the crowd.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he 's getting.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts the Pedigree, but Braklet counters it with a slingshot into the turnbuckle.
Braklet doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Braklet executes a dropkick against Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet whips Shaun Freakin' Duggan into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Braklet with a shoulderblock.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a soccer kick against Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the Pedigree, but Braklet counters it with a backdrop.
Braklet goes for a DDT, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a lariat against Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Braklet into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Braklet with a clothesline.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan covers Braklet.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for a backbreaker, but Braklet counters it with an elbowsmash.
Braklet uses a fist to the midsection on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Braklet with a backdrop.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan covers Braklet.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a chop on Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a springboard lariat, but Braklet steps out of the way.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
Braklet executes the Squid Clutch on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries to escape the hold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is inching his way towards the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries to escape the hold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries to fight the pain.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is writhing in pain.
Manangatang checks Shaun Freakin' Duggan's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Shaun Freakin' Duggan fights his way out of the hold after 41 seconds.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Braklet with a lariat.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Braklet into the ropes, but Braklet reverses it.
Braklet misses with a clothesline.
Braklet misses with a clothesline.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Braklet with a lariat.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries a Falcon Arrow, but Braklet blocks it.
Braklet uses a headbutt on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet uses a headbutt on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet kicks Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The crowd is wildly cheering Braklet with only a few scattered boos audible.
Braklet kicks Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan chops Braklet.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet punches Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
The crowd is wildly cheering Braklet with only a few scattered boos audible.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Braklet.
The cheers for Shaun Freakin' Duggan are drowning out the boos.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan punches Braklet.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan punches Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a rolling elbowsmash on Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for a backbreaker, but Braklet blocks it.
Braklet runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Braklet with a shoulderblock.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts a springboard lariat, but Braklet steps out of the way.
Braklet covers Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Manangatang counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Braklet goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan counters it with a side suplex.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan covers Braklet.
Manangatang counts: One, two, kickout.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan attempts to place Braklet on the turnbuckle, but Braklet blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a back suplex on Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Braklet with a rolling elbowsmash.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan uses a spinning mule kick on Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan runs into the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits Braklet with a clothesline.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a kneelift against Braklet.
Braklet begs off.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan throws Braklet into the turnbuckle, but Braklet reverses it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan comes back and rocks Braklet with a kick to the midsection.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the Sling Blade, but Braklet ducks out of the way.
Braklet hits Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
Braklet chops Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Braklet executes the Squid Clutch on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is struggling to reach the ropes.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan tries to escape the hold.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan is close to passing out from the pain.
Manangatang asks Shaun Freakin' Duggan if he should stop the fight.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan shakes his head.
Manangatang asks Shaun Freakin' Duggan if he's had enough.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan shakes his head.
Manangatang asks Shaun Freakin' Duggan if he's still there.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nods.
Manangatang tells Shaun Freakin' Duggan to respond or he'll stop the fight.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nods.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan may have passed out.
Manangatang checks Shaun Freakin' Duggan's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Shaun Freakin' Duggan fights his way out of the hold after 1 minute.
Braklet begs off.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nails Braklet with a high knee.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan whips Braklet into the ropes, but Braklet reverses it.
Braklet goes for a kick to the midsection, but Shaun Freakin' Duggan blocks it.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan hits a side kick to the midsection on Braklet.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan goes for the DuggWalker, but Braklet counters it with a power bomb.
Manangatang counts: One, kickout.
Braklet executes the Squid Clutch on Shaun Freakin' Duggan.
Manangatang asks Shaun Freakin' Duggan if he should stop the fight.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan shakes his head.
Manangatang asks Shaun Freakin' Duggan if he's still there.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nods.
Manangatang asks Shaun Freakin' Duggan if he's still there.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan nods.
Manangatang checks Shaun Freakin' Duggan's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
Shaun Freakin' Duggan fights his way out of the hold after 29 seconds.
Shaun Freakin' Duggan performs a small package against Braklet.
Manangatang counts: One, two, three.
The cheers for Shaun Freakin' Duggan are drowning out the boos.

The winner is ShaunDuggan. Time of match: 0:18:59
Sim Rating: **** 1/4


He's done it! Shaun Freakin' Duggan has defied the odds to become the first Intercity Champion to successfully retain the belt at SweetaMania!

Heartbreak for the Heartbreak Squid, though. Perhaps once he's taken some time off, he can come back stronger than ever for another tilt next season? Who knows.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Secondly:

Admin vs Creator! It's Kennedy Parker vs Mobbs!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
Kennedy Parker attempts a bodyslam, but Mobbs counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mobbs throws Kennedy Parker out of the ring.
Kennedy Parker hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
Mobbs sees Kennedy Parker hanging on.
Kennedy Parker pulls himself back in.
Mobbs clotheslines Kennedy Parker over the top rope.
Mobbs goes through the ropes.
Mobbs uses a vertical suplex on Kennedy Parker.
Chief counts: 1.
Chief counts: 2.
Mobbs attempts a hiptoss, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a lariat.
Kennedy Parker climbs back into the ring.
Mobbs climbs back into the ring.
Kennedy Parker whips Mobbs into the turnbuckle.
Kennedy Parker takes Mobbs down with a belly-to-back suplex.
Kennedy Parker runs into the ropes.
Mobbs goes for a facerake, but Kennedy Parker blocks it.
Kennedy Parker attempts a clothesline, but Mobbs counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
Mobbs hits a vertical suplex on Kennedy Parker.
Mobbs hits a chop on Kennedy Parker.
Mobbs runs into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker executes a dropkick against Mobbs.
Kennedy Parker whips Mobbs into the ropes.
Mobbs hits Kennedy Parker with a shoulderblock.
Mobbs hits a kneedrop on Kennedy Parker.
Mobbs further incites the crowd.
Mobbs puts Kennedy Parker in a chokehold.
Kennedy Parker makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Mobbs executes a hiptoss against Kennedy Parker.
Mobbs uses a back suplex on Kennedy Parker.
Mobbs executes a bodyslam against Kennedy Parker.
Mobbs struts his stuff.
Mobbs hits a chop on Kennedy Parker.
Mobbs attempts a back suplex, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a go-behind.
Kennedy Parker executes a belly-to-back suplex against Mobbs.
Kennedy Parker performs a dropkick against Mobbs.
Kennedy Parker tries an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but Mobbs
moves out of the way.
Mobbs hits a kneedrop on Kennedy Parker.
Mobbs performs a bodyslam against Kennedy Parker.
Mobbs goes for a hiptoss, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a cradle suplex.
Kennedy Parker hits a double underhook suplex on Mobbs.
Kennedy Parker covers Mobbs.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Kennedy Parker attempts to place Mobbs on the turnbuckle, but Mobbs blocks it.
Kennedy Parker kicks Mobbs.
Kennedy Parker hits Mobbs.
Kennedy Parker hits Mobbs.
The crowd is giving Kennedy Parker a standing ovation.
Mobbs hits Kennedy Parker.
Numerous fans are using Mobbs as target practice.
Mobbs executes a bodyslam against Kennedy Parker.
Mobbs tries a bodyslam, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a small package.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kennedy Parker complains about a slow count.
Kennedy Parker performs a gutwrench suplex against Mobbs.
Kennedy Parker performs a Russian legsweep against Mobbs.
Kennedy Parker whips Mobbs into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker tries a spinning heel kick, but Mobbs ducks out of the way.
Mobbs hits a chop on Kennedy Parker.
Mobbs puts Kennedy Parker in a chokehold.
Kennedy Parker breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Mobbs begs off.
Kennedy Parker goes for a hiptoss, but Mobbs counters it with a cradle suplex.
In turn, Kennedy Parker counters it with an elbowsmash.
Kennedy Parker tries a hiptoss, but Mobbs counters it with a lariat.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Mobbs goes for a splash, but Kennedy Parker gets his knees up.
Kennedy Parker executes the Admin Driver on Mobbs.
Kennedy Parker goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Kennedy Parker.

The winner is Kennedy Parker. Time of match: 0:05:27
Sim Rating: ***


Victory for the Incumbent Admin! Perhaps I should start loosening the restrictive ties on his creative control clause...

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Thirdly:

It's the Premiership Scramble!

Representing the Wonders, Grand Uncle Horace, JT_the_Man and Brenton Davy!

Representing the Old Boys, BRAB, haydo and The Jesus!​

 

[Kennedy Parker]

They lock up.
Kennedy Parker attempts a bodyslam, but Mobbs counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mobbs throws Kennedy Parker out of the ring.
Kennedy Parker hangs on to the top rope for dear life.
Mobbs sees Kennedy Parker hanging on.
Kennedy Parker pulls himself back in.
Mobbs clotheslines Kennedy Parker over the top rope.
Mobbs goes through the ropes.
Mobbs uses a vertical suplex on Kennedy Parker.
Chief counts: 1.
Chief counts: 2.
Mobbs attempts a hiptoss, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a lariat.
Kennedy Parker climbs back into the ring.
Mobbs climbs back into the ring.
Kennedy Parker whips Mobbs into the turnbuckle.
Kennedy Parker takes Mobbs down with a belly-to-back suplex.
Kennedy Parker runs into the ropes.
Mobbs goes for a facerake, but Kennedy Parker blocks it.
Kennedy Parker attempts a clothesline, but Mobbs counters it with
a belly-to-belly suplex.
Mobbs hits a vertical suplex on Kennedy Parker.
Mobbs hits a chop on Kennedy Parker.
Mobbs runs into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker executes a dropkick against Mobbs.
Kennedy Parker whips Mobbs into the ropes.
Mobbs hits Kennedy Parker with a shoulderblock.
Mobbs hits a kneedrop on Kennedy Parker.
Mobbs further incites the crowd.
Mobbs puts Kennedy Parker in a chokehold.
Kennedy Parker makes it to the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Mobbs executes a hiptoss against Kennedy Parker.
Mobbs uses a back suplex on Kennedy Parker.
Mobbs executes a bodyslam against Kennedy Parker.
Mobbs struts his stuff.
Mobbs hits a chop on Kennedy Parker.
Mobbs attempts a back suplex, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a go-behind.
Kennedy Parker executes a belly-to-back suplex against Mobbs.
Kennedy Parker performs a dropkick against Mobbs.
Kennedy Parker tries an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle, but Mobbs
moves out of the way.
Mobbs hits a kneedrop on Kennedy Parker.
Mobbs performs a bodyslam against Kennedy Parker.
Mobbs goes for a hiptoss, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a cradle suplex.
Kennedy Parker hits a double underhook suplex on Mobbs.
Kennedy Parker covers Mobbs.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Kennedy Parker attempts to place Mobbs on the turnbuckle, but Mobbs blocks it.
Kennedy Parker kicks Mobbs.
Kennedy Parker hits Mobbs.
Kennedy Parker hits Mobbs.
The crowd is giving Kennedy Parker a standing ovation.
Mobbs hits Kennedy Parker.
Numerous fans are using Mobbs as target practice.
Mobbs executes a bodyslam against Kennedy Parker.
Mobbs tries a bodyslam, but Kennedy Parker counters it with a small package.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Kennedy Parker complains about a slow count.
Kennedy Parker performs a gutwrench suplex against Mobbs.
Kennedy Parker performs a Russian legsweep against Mobbs.
Kennedy Parker whips Mobbs into the ropes.
Kennedy Parker tries a spinning heel kick, but Mobbs ducks out of the way.
Mobbs hits a chop on Kennedy Parker.
Mobbs puts Kennedy Parker in a chokehold.
Kennedy Parker breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
Mobbs begs off.
Kennedy Parker goes for a hiptoss, but Mobbs counters it with a cradle suplex.
In turn, Kennedy Parker counters it with an elbowsmash.
Kennedy Parker tries a hiptoss, but Mobbs counters it with a lariat.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Mobbs goes for a splash, but Kennedy Parker gets his knees up.
Kennedy Parker executes the Admin Driver on Mobbs.
Kennedy Parker goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Kennedy Parker.

The winner is Kennedy Parker. Time of match: 0:05:27
Sim Rating: ***


Victory for the Incumbent Admin! Perhaps I should start loosening the restrictive ties on his creative control clause...

Another instance where I have bested TROGLODYTE

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
The Jesus gives him a vertical suplex, but Brenton Davy only stares at him.
The Jesus tags out to Haydo.
The Jesus uses a DDT on Brenton Davy.
Haydo attempts a frog splash, but Brenton Davy rolls out of the way.
The Jesus leaves the ring.
Brenton Davy executes an enzuilariato against Haydo.
Brenton Davy tags out to JT_The_Man.
The Jesus enters the ring and throws Brenton Davy out of the ring.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind The Jesus.
Haydo and The Jesus hit JT_The_Man with a double elbowsmash.
The Jesus leaves the ring.
Haydo hits a roundhouse kick on JT_The_Man.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Haydo.
Haydo throws JT_The_Man into the turnbuckle, but JT_The_Man reverses it.
JT_The_Man charges in with a clothesline.
JT_The_Man executes the Medal Winner on Haydo.
Haydo is struggling to reach the ropes.
Haydo is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Haydo tries to fight the pain.
Haydo is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Haydo is barely hanging in there.
Mike Uppet checks Haydo's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
Mike Uppet stops the hold after 24 seconds.

haydo has been eliminated. Time of elimination: 0:01:28

The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
BRAB sends JT_The_Man into the turnbuckle.
BRAB runs shoulder-first into the corner, but JT_The_Man moves out of the way.
JT_The_Man nails BRAB with a running powerslam.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
JT_The_Man takes BRAB down with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
JT_The_Man uses a powerslam on BRAB.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
JT_The_Man throws BRAB out of the ring.
JT_The_Man goes through the ropes.
JT_The_Man hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on BRAB.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
JT_The_Man shoves BRAB into the guardrail.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
JT_The_Man uses a Flatliner on BRAB.
JT_The_Man runs BRAB into the ringpost.
Mike Uppet counts: 3.
JT_The_Man executes an overhead belly-to-belly suplex against BRAB.
Mike Uppet counts: 4.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
JT_The_Man performs a bodyslam against BRAB.
JT_The_Man performs a release German suplex against BRAB.
JT_The_Man uses a kick to the head on BRAB.
Mike Uppet counts: 5.
JT_The_Man takes BRAB down with a snap suplex.
Mike Uppet counts: 6.
JT_The_Man goes for the Medal Winner, but BRAB blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
JT_The_Man hits a fireman's carry drop on BRAB.
Mike Uppet counts: 7.
JT_The_Man tries a Gorilla Press, but BRAB counters it with an elbowsmash.
Mike Uppet counts: 8.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
JT_The_Man uses an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on BRAB.
Mike Uppet counts: 9.
JT_The_Man performs a takeover suplex against BRAB.
Mike Uppet counts: 10.
JT_The_Man climbs back into the ring.
BRAB follows him back in.
JT_The_Man whips BRAB into the ropes.
BRAB misses with a shoulderblock.
BRAB misses with a shoulderblock.
JT_The_Man tries an overhead belly-to-belly suplex, but BRAB counters it with a kneelift.
BRAB whips JT_The_Man into the ropes, but JT_The_Man reverses it.
JT_The_Man takes BRAB down with a spinebuster slam.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JT_The_Man tries a Gorilla Press, but BRAB slides down his back.
BRAB takes JT_The_Man down with a German suplex.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB whips JT_The_Man into the ropes.
BRAB hits JT_The_Man with a shoulderblock.
BRAB is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, shoulder up.
BRAB works the crowd.
The crowd is behind BRAB all the way.
BRAB throws JT_The_Man out of the ring.
BRAB goes for a springboard plancha, but JT_The_Man moves out of the way.
A few fans are trying to get a shot in.
JT_The_Man uses a forearm to the back on BRAB.
Mike Uppet counts: 1.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Mike Uppet counts: 2.
Mike Uppet counts: 3.
BRAB reenters the ring.
JT_The_Man follows him back in.
BRAB runs into the ropes.
JT_The_Man hits BRAB with a shoulderblock.
JT_The_Man gives the sign for the Medal Winner.
JT_The_Man executes the Medal Winner on BRAB.
BRAB tries to escape the hold.
BRAB breaks the hold after 33 seconds.
BRAB chops JT_The_Man.
BRAB kicks JT_The_Man.
BRAB tags out to The Jesus.
BRAB enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Grand Uncle Horace enters the ring and throws BRAB out of the ring.
Grand Uncle Horace attempts a high kick, but The Jesus blocks it.
BRAB attempts a backslide, but Grand Uncle Horace blocks it.
Grand Uncle Horace leaves the ring.
Grand Uncle Horace goes for a Fujiwara armbar, but BRAB blocks it.
BRAB tags out to The Jesus.
JT_The_Man enters the ring and lays out BRAB.
Grand Uncle Horace and JT_The_Man whip The Jesus into the ropes.
They hit The Jesus with a double clothesline.
JT_The_Man leaves the ring.
Grand Uncle Horace performs a fireman's carry against The Jesus.
Grand Uncle Horace tags out to JT_The_Man.
JT_The_Man and Grand Uncle Horace hit The Jesus with a double elbowsmash.
JT_The_Man and Grand Uncle Horace hit The Jesus with a double elbowsmash.
Grand Uncle Horace leaves the ring.
JT_The_Man uses a kick to the midsection on The Jesus.
JT_The_Man executes the Medal Winner on The Jesus.
The Jesus is valiantly trying to break the hold.
The Jesus is struggling to reach the ropes.
The Jesus is writhing in pain.
Mike Uppet asks The Jesus if he's had enough.
The Jesus shakes his head.
Mike Uppet checks The Jesus's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
Mike Uppet stops the hold after 21 seconds.

The Jesus has been eliminated. Time of elimination: 0:07:42

JT_The_Man doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
BRAB attempts to place JT_The_Man on the turnbuckle, but JT_The_Man blocks it.
BRAB goes for a powerslam, but JT_The_Man counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
JT_The_Man is being booed out of the building.
JT_The_Man is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
JT_The_Man gets a bearhug on BRAB.
BRAB is valiantly trying to break the hold.
BRAB grabs the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
Brenton Davy enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Brenton Davy uses a backbreaker on BRAB.
Brenton Davy leaves the ring.
JT_The_Man runs into the ropes.
JT_The_Man misses with a kick.
JT_The_Man hits BRAB with a shoulderblock.
JT_The_Man covers BRAB.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
JT_The_Man tags out to Brenton Davy.
JT_The_Man tries a kick to the head, but BRAB blocks it.
BRAB executes a dragon suplex against JT_The_Man.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
JT_The_Man leaves the ring.
BRAB goes for a springboard dropkick, but JT_The_Man steps out of the way.
The crowd is vociferously booing JT_The_Man.
JT_The_Man tags out to Brenton Davy.
Brenton Davy and JT_The_Man whip BRAB into the ropes.
They hit BRAB with a double elbowsmash.
JT_The_Man leaves the ring.
Brenton Davy executes a snap mare against BRAB.
Brenton Davy performs a fist to the midsection against BRAB.
Brenton Davy executes an elbowdrop against BRAB.
JT_The_Man enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Brenton Davy and JT_The_Man whip BRAB into the ropes.
They hit BRAB with a double clothesline.
JT_The_Man leaves the ring.
Brenton Davy runs into the ropes.
Brenton Davy uses a knee chop block on BRAB.
BRAB springs to his feet.
BRAB executes the Moral Compass on Brenton Davy.
BRAB goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.

Brenton Davy has been eliminated. Time of elimination: 0:09:44

The crowd is going into a frenzy.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Grand Uncle Horace executes a fireman's carry against BRAB.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a legsweep on BRAB.
Grand Uncle Horace uses an armbar takedown on BRAB.
Grand Uncle Horace attempts a high kick, but BRAB counters it with a legsweep.
BRAB throws Grand Uncle Horace out of the ring.
Mike Uppet counts: one, two, three, Grand Uncle Horace reenters the ring.
BRAB goes for a vertical suplex, but Grand Uncle Horace reverses it.
Grand Uncle Horace attempts a vertical suplex, but BRAB blocks it.
BRAB attempts a springboard dropkick, but Grand Uncle Horace steps out of the way.
Grand Uncle Horace is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
BRAB springs to his feet.
BRAB gives him a powerslam, but Grand Uncle Horace ignores it.
BRAB executes the Michinoku Driver against Grand Uncle Horace.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Grand Uncle Horace begs off.
BRAB whips Grand Uncle Horace into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace misses with a clothesline.
BRAB uses a lariat on Grand Uncle Horace.
BRAB works the crowd.
The crowd is behind BRAB all the way.
BRAB nails Grand Uncle Horace with a standing moonsault.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
BRAB attempts a slap, but Grand Uncle Horace reverses it.
BRAB re-reverses it.
BRAB hits Grand Uncle Horace.
BRAB kicks Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace chops BRAB.
A fan at ringside badmouths Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace kicks BRAB.
Grand Uncle Horace punches BRAB.
Grand Uncle Horace tags out to JT_The_Man.
JT_The_Man attempts a running powerslam, but BRAB counters it with an inside cradle.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
BRAB works the crowd.
The crowd erupts.
BRAB executes the Moral Compass on JT_The_Man.
The chants for BRAB are deafening.
BRAB goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
BRAB runs into the ropes.
BRAB executes the Moral Compass on JT_The_Man.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
BRAB goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB kicks JT_The_Man.
BRAB punches JT_The_Man.
BRAB punches JT_The_Man.
BRAB runs into the ropes.
BRAB executes the Moral Compass on JT_The_Man.
BRAB goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.

JT_the_Man has been eliminated. Time of elimination: 0:12:47

BRAB goes for the Pele kick, but Grand Uncle Horace doesn't budge.
BRAB whips Grand Uncle Horace into the ropes.
BRAB executes a spinning mule kick against Grand Uncle Horace.
BRAB whips Grand Uncle Horace into the ropes, but Grand Uncle Horace reverses it.
BRAB hits Grand Uncle Horace with a shoulderblock.
BRAB uses a standing shooting star press on Grand Uncle Horace.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB places Grand Uncle Horace on the turnbuckle.
BRAB hits a top-rope Frankensteiner on Grand Uncle Horace.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB executes a running throwing Snake Eyes against Grand Uncle Horace.
The chants for BRAB are deafening.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
Grand Uncle Horace is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
BRAB throws Grand Uncle Horace into the turnbuckle, but Grand Uncle Horace reverses it.
BRAB comes back and rocks Grand Uncle Horace with a clothesline.
BRAB runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace performs a single-leg takedown against BRAB.
Grand Uncle Horace hits a facebite on BRAB.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a face-first piledriver on BRAB.
A fan at ringside badmouths Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace executes the Caesar's Claw on BRAB.
BRAB is struggling to reach the ropes.
BRAB is inching his way towards the ropes.
BRAB is barely hanging in there.
Mike Uppet checks BRAB's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
Mike Uppet stops the hold after 25 seconds.
BRAB has been eliminated.
Grand Uncle Horace is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

The winners are Grand Uncle Horace, JT_the_Man and Brenton Davy. Time of match: 0:14:41
Sim Rating: *** 1/2


The crowd may be apoplectic, but Horrie's guided the Wonders to a much needed Premiership Scramble victory!

 

[Mobbs]

Another instance where I have bested TROGLODYTE

If there was anything to you other than campaigner, I could hope it would eat you.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fourthly:

For possibly the last time, PhenomenalV1 and Elton Johns Wig duke it out in a Street Fight!​

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Grand Uncle Horace executes a fireman's carry against BRAB.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a legsweep on BRAB.
Grand Uncle Horace uses an armbar takedown on BRAB.
Grand Uncle Horace attempts a high kick, but BRAB counters it with a legsweep.
BRAB throws Grand Uncle Horace out of the ring.
Mike Uppet counts: one, two, three, Grand Uncle Horace reenters the ring.
BRAB goes for a vertical suplex, but Grand Uncle Horace reverses it.
Grand Uncle Horace attempts a vertical suplex, but BRAB blocks it.
BRAB attempts a springboard dropkick, but Grand Uncle Horace steps out of the way.
Grand Uncle Horace is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
BRAB springs to his feet.
BRAB gives him a powerslam, but Grand Uncle Horace ignores it.
BRAB executes the Michinoku Driver against Grand Uncle Horace.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Grand Uncle Horace begs off.
BRAB whips Grand Uncle Horace into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace misses with a clothesline.
BRAB uses a lariat on Grand Uncle Horace.
BRAB works the crowd.
The crowd is behind BRAB all the way.
BRAB nails Grand Uncle Horace with a standing moonsault.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
BRAB attempts a slap, but Grand Uncle Horace reverses it.
BRAB re-reverses it.
BRAB hits Grand Uncle Horace.
BRAB kicks Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace chops BRAB.
A fan at ringside badmouths Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace kicks BRAB.
Grand Uncle Horace punches BRAB.
Grand Uncle Horace tags out to JT_The_Man.
JT_The_Man attempts a running powerslam, but BRAB counters it with an inside cradle.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
BRAB works the crowd.
The crowd erupts.
BRAB executes the Moral Compass on JT_The_Man.
The chants for BRAB are deafening.
BRAB goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, in the ropes...
BRAB runs into the ropes.
BRAB executes the Moral Compass on JT_The_Man.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
BRAB goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB kicks JT_The_Man.
BRAB punches JT_The_Man.
BRAB punches JT_The_Man.
BRAB runs into the ropes.
BRAB executes the Moral Compass on JT_The_Man.
BRAB goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.

JT_the_Man has been eliminated. Time of elimination: 0:12:47

BRAB goes for the Pele kick, but Grand Uncle Horace doesn't budge.
BRAB whips Grand Uncle Horace into the ropes.
BRAB executes a spinning mule kick against Grand Uncle Horace.
BRAB whips Grand Uncle Horace into the ropes, but Grand Uncle Horace reverses it.
BRAB hits Grand Uncle Horace with a shoulderblock.
BRAB uses a standing shooting star press on Grand Uncle Horace.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB places Grand Uncle Horace on the turnbuckle.
BRAB hits a top-rope Frankensteiner on Grand Uncle Horace.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB executes a running throwing Snake Eyes against Grand Uncle Horace.
The chants for BRAB are deafening.
Grand Uncle Horace sits up.
Grand Uncle Horace is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
BRAB throws Grand Uncle Horace into the turnbuckle, but Grand Uncle Horace reverses it.
BRAB comes back and rocks Grand Uncle Horace with a clothesline.
BRAB runs into the ropes.
Grand Uncle Horace performs a single-leg takedown against BRAB.
Grand Uncle Horace hits a facebite on BRAB.
Grand Uncle Horace uses a face-first piledriver on BRAB.
A fan at ringside badmouths Grand Uncle Horace.
Grand Uncle Horace executes the Caesar's Claw on BRAB.
BRAB is struggling to reach the ropes.
BRAB is inching his way towards the ropes.
BRAB is barely hanging in there.
Mike Uppet checks BRAB's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it falls.
Mike Uppet stops the hold after 25 seconds.
BRAB has been eliminated.
Grand Uncle Horace is being booed like there is no tomorrow.

The winners are Grand Uncle Horace, JT_the_Man and Brenton Davy. Time of match: 0:14:41
Sim Rating: *** 1/2


The crowd may be apoplectic, but Horrie's guided the Wonders to a much needed Premiership Scramble victory!

Barely a test and a mere forerunner of the slaughter tomorrow.

I embrace the boos of the uneducated toothless slobs in the crowd.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Elton John's Wig and PhenomenalV1 start brawling on the entrance ramp.
Elton John's Wig goes for the Mandible Claw, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with a kneelift.
PhenomenalV1 sets up a table.
PhenomenalV1 takes Elton John's Wig down with a swinging DDT.
PhenomenalV1 climbs back into the ring.
Elton John's Wig rolls back in under the bottom rope.
PhenomenalV1 executes a side slam against Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 uses a headlock takedown on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 executes a bodyslam against Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 uses a reverse neckbreaker on Elton John's Wig.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 covers Elton John's Wig.
Blacky counts: One, two, shoulder up.
PhenomenalV1 does the "DELETE" arm swipe.
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits PhenomenalV1 with a shoulderblock.
Elton John's Wig whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 misses with an elbow.
Elton John's Wig attempts a sleeperhold, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 tries a headlock takedown, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a back suplex.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with a shoulderblock.
Elton John's Wig hits PhenomenalV1 with a shoulderblock.
Elton John's Wig tries a facerake, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 nails Elton John's Wig with a lariat.
PhenomenalV1 nails Elton John's Wig with a diving elbowdrop.
PhenomenalV1 attempts to place Elton John's Wig on the turnbuckle, but
Elton John's Wig blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 attempts an enzuigiri, but Elton John's Wig steps out of the way.
Elton John's Wig hits a swinging neckbreaker on PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig takes PhenomenalV1 down with a faceslam.
Elton John's Wig is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, kickout.
Elton John's Wig starts pulling his own hair out.
Numerous fans are using Elton John's Wig as target practice.
Elton John's Wig puts PhenomenalV1 in a choke against the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
Elton John's Wig tries a vertical suplex, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes, but Elton John's Wig reverses it.
Elton John's Wig misses with a shoulderblock.
PhenomenalV1 hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
PhenomenalV1 tries a vertical suplex, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig executes a forearm to the back against PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig attempts a Hotshot, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with a lariat.
PhenomenalV1 attempts to place Elton John's Wig on the turnbuckle, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits PhenomenalV1 with a kick.
Elton John's Wig catches PhenomenalV1 in a choke against the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 manages to grab the ropes after 7 seconds.
Elton John's Wig executes a headbutt to the midsection against PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig hits a facerake on PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig executes a double arm DDT against PhenomenalV1.
Numerous fans are using Elton John's Wig as target practice.
Elton John's Wig attempts a facerake, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 chops Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 hits Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig chops PhenomenalV1.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
PhenomenalV1 punches Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
PhenomenalV1 punches Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig gets a chokehold on PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 inches his way towards the ropes after 5 seconds.
Elton John's Wig punches PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig hits PhenomenalV1.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Elton John's Wig punches PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes, but PhenomenalV1 reverses it.
PhenomenalV1 hits Elton John's Wig with a shoulderblock.
PhenomenalV1 tries a reverse neckbreaker, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a facerake.
Elton John's Wig performs a Hotshot against PhenomenalV1.
Numerous fans are using Elton John's Wig as target practice.
Elton John's Wig covers PhenomenalV1.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig performs a kick to the midsection against PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig hits a vertical suplex on PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig uses a headsmash into the turnbuckle on PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig goes for a facerake, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with a side suplex.
PhenomenalV1 tries the Liger Bomb, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a backdrop.
Elton John's Wig executes a kneelift against PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig performs a forearm to the back against PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig attempts a headbutt, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a vertical suplex, but Elton John's Wig reverses it.
Elton John's Wig attempts a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but PhenomenalV1 reverses it.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a facebite, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig hits a kick to the midsection on PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig hits a kneelift on PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig uses a headbutt to the midsection on PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig catches PhenomenalV1 in a chokehold.
PhenomenalV1 is struggling to reach the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 tries to escape the hold.
PhenomenalV1 manages to grab the ropes after being trapped for 10 seconds.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 hits Elton John's Wig with an elbow.
PhenomenalV1 hits an enzuigiri on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 tries a headbutt, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig tries a double arm DDT, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with a kneelift.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a diving elbowdrop, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a kick to the midsection.
Elton John's Wig takes PhenomenalV1 down with a vertical suplex.
Elton John's Wig puts PhenomenalV1 in a chokehold.
PhenomenalV1 is struggling to reach the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 manages to grab the ropes after 8 seconds.
Elton John's Wig chops PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig punches PhenomenalV1.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
PhenomenalV1 chops Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
PhenomenalV1 chops Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 punches Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 hits the Liger Bomb on Elton John's Wig.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 executes a kick to the midsection against Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 goes for the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 uses a lariat on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a Russian legsweep, but Elton John's Wig counters it with an elbowsmash.
Elton John's Wig whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits PhenomenalV1 with a shoulderblock.
Elton John's Wig tries a vertical suplex, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 throws Elton John's Wig out of the ring.
PhenomenalV1 jumps onto him with a flying cross body press.
PhenomenalV1 sets up Elton John's Wig on the table.
PhenomenalV1 executes a moonsault through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 performs a facebite against Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 runs Elton John's Wig into the ringsteps.
PhenomenalV1 uses a Russian legsweep on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 shoves Elton John's Wig into the guardrail.
PhenomenalV1 uses a facebite on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 sets up a table.
PhenomenalV1 throws Elton John's Wig back into the ring.
PhenomenalV1 covers Elton John's Wig.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...

 

[PhenomenalV1]

PhenomenalV1 performs a swinging neckbreaker against Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is behind PhenomenalV1 all the way.
PhenomenalV1 executes the Liger Bomb against Elton John's Wig.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
PhenomenalV1 attempts the Liger Bomb, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a backdrop.
Elton John's Wig goes for a faceslam, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a DDT, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a backdrop.
Elton John's Wig goes for a kick to the midsection, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 punches Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 punches Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig hits PhenomenalV1.
The crowd is vociferously booing Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig punches PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig tries a headbutt, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 tries the Liger Bomb, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig nails PhenomenalV1 with a piledriver.
Elton John's Wig goes for a headbutt, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 executes a swinging DDT against Elton John's Wig.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 hits a reverse neckbreaker on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 hits a lariat on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 attempts to place Elton John's Wig on the turnbuckle, but
Elton John's Wig blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 uses a Russian legsweep on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 performs a hiptoss against Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 performs a Russian legsweep against Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a spinning headlock elbowdrop, but Elton John's Wig
counters it with a facerake.
Elton John's Wig goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but PhenomenalV1
counters it with a side suplex.
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 performs a swinging neckbreaker against Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 gives the sign for the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown.
PhenomenalV1 executes the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown on Elton John's Wig.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
PhenomenalV1 tries an enzuigiri, but Elton John's Wig steps out of the way.
Elton John's Wig is going for the cover.
Blacky counts: One, two, kickout.
Elton John's Wig hits a kneelift on PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig punches PhenomenalV1.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
Elton John's Wig chops PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 punches Elton John's Wig.
The crowd erupts.
Elton John's Wig hits PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig hits a faceslam on PhenomenalV1.
The crowd is vociferously booing Elton John's Wig.
Elton John's Wig goes for a Hotshot, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with a lariat.
PhenomenalV1 uses an elbowsmash on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 goes for a gutwrench suplex, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig performs an elbowsmash against PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig goes for a piledriver, but PhenomenalV1 blocks it.
PhenomenalV1 nails Elton John's Wig with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd erupts.
PhenomenalV1 hits a headlock takedown on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 misses with an elbow.
Elton John's Wig and PhenomenalV1 get hit with a double clothesline.
Elton John's Wig hits a vertical suplex on PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig gives the sign for the Mandible Claw.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 tries to escape the hold.
PhenomenalV1 is inching his way towards the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 summons one last burst of energy.
Blacky checks PhenomenalV1's arm.
He lifts it... it stays up!
PhenomenalV1 fights his way out of the hold after 34 seconds.
PhenomenalV1 attempts a gutwrench suplex, but Elton John's Wig counters it with a low blow.
Elton John's Wig performs a vertical suplex against PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig executes a Hotshot against PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig performs a Hotshot against PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig tries a sleeperhold, but PhenomenalV1 counters it with a go-behind.
In turn, Elton John's Wig counters it with an elbowsmash.
Elton John's Wig runs into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 hits Elton John's Wig with an elbow.
PhenomenalV1 whips Elton John's Wig into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig hits PhenomenalV1 with a shoulderblock.
Elton John's Wig whips PhenomenalV1 into the ropes.
PhenomenalV1 misses with a kick.
PhenomenalV1 hits Elton John's Wig with a kick.
PhenomenalV1 tries a hiptoss, but Elton John's Wig blocks it.
Elton John's Wig hits PhenomenalV1.
Elton John's Wig punches PhenomenalV1.
The crowd is vociferously booing Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 chops Elton John's Wig.
The crowd is giving PhenomenalV1 a standing ovation.
PhenomenalV1 kicks Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 hits Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 gives the sign for the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown.
PhenomenalV1 executes the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lowdown on Elton John's Wig.
PhenomenalV1 goes for the pin.
Blacky counts: One, two, in the ropes...
PhenomenalV1 runs into the ropes.
Elton John's Wig misses with a clothesline.
PhenomenalV1 hits Elton John's Wig with a clothesline.
Elton John's Wig falls out of the ring.
PhenomenalV1 jumps onto him with a springboard knee strike.
PhenomenalV1 sets up Elton John's Wig on the table.
PhenomenalV1 tries to drive Elton John's Wig through the table with an elbowdrop, but Elton John's Wig moves out of the way.
PhenomenalV1 crashes into the table.
The table is broken in half.
Elton John's Wig is being booed out of the building.
Elton John's Wig throws PhenomenalV1 back into the ring.
Elton John's Wig executes the Mandible Claw on PhenomenalV1.
PhenomenalV1 summons one last burst of energy.
PhenomenalV1 submits after 14 seconds.

The winner is Elton Johns Wig. Time of match: 0:18:05
Sim Rating: ****


Well, I suppose I have to hand it to him. Elton really was the better of the two of us this whole time.

Congratulations, Wigman. If this is really is it...it's been an honour to post against you these last 6 years. It really has.