Autopsy Round 1, 2021 = Pies 53-69 Dogs

[PonsfordMagpie]

No surprises. Pretty much what I expected.

Our defence will keep us in games, but our forward line issues haven’t changed.

This should be Buckley’s final year. No questions asked.

 

[AndrewShawble]

Moore, sensational


5 years of nothing to show for 1st round picks coming home to roost.
No forward targets again, poor forward structure.

Have always loved Bucks but we are watching the end.

 

[Moore of the Same]

Our gamestyle is as enjoyable as watching a loved one be autopsied.

 

[Soaring Magpie]

Brodie Grundy

4

Brodie Grundy

Age

30

Ht

202cm

Wt

105kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.5

4star

K

8.0

3star

HB

9.6

5star

CL

4.1

5star

HO

32.0

5star

D

16.4

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

9.6

5star

CL

4.0

5star

HO

34.6

5star

D

13.8

4star

K

5.2

2star

HB

8.6

5star

CL

2.6

5star

HO

20.6

5star

to be dropped, you can’t be paid that much money and dish that up.
Send a message to the group.
Also our bottom 6 is not up to the level, it will be a long year ahead.

 

[hellfire]

Can we just clone Darcy Moore

30

Darcy Moore

Age

28

Ht

203cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.1

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.6

4star

MG

169.1

3star

D

13.9

3star

K

7.3

3star

HB

6.6

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

0.7

1star

MG

182.0

3star

D

6.8

2star

K

4.2

2star

HB

2.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

1.8

4star

MG

87.4

2star

please? What a star he is.

I’d say our forward line could be one of the worst ever assembled. But we all knew that. To their credit though, they were starved of opportunity tonight thanks to another underwhelming midfield performance, but conveyed ‘okay’.

 

[cityslick1]

wonder if Bucks is still bullish about our season.....

& would love for someone from the club to once again explain how this group of players (+ the 3 others) were so far over the salary cap

 

[GoldenMagpie16]

I reckon this was pendlebury worst game in quite some time

 

[ppoiter]

Didn’t watch whole game but saw us mostly doing our best against a superior team. Think we’ll have to get used to that for a while

 

[regpies]

This is a proud and historic day for the club

 

[nahnah]

Welcome to a rebuild

 

[jjsmitty8]

I reckon this was pendlebury worst game in quite some time

Yeah, that was our issue lol..

 

[regpies]

I reckon this was pendlebury worst game in quite some time

Yet he was our 2nd best player

 

[Dubaimagpie]

Can’t believe we’ve had all summer to improve our skills and it is still shizen


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[JM#1]

We don't really have injuries and yet WHE, Ruscoe and Thomas are deemed to be best 22. That's interesting.

 

[Moore of the Same]

It amazes me that this team could be so expensive to maintain. What a dismal display. No ball movement or cohesion. No forward structure. Awful stuff.

Love the backline.

 

[migz]

Were in for a verrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy long season.

 

[DuckToaster]

I reckon this was pendlebury worst game in quite some time

And he was one of the better players

 

[SchuPie]

Moore, sensational


5 years of nothing to show for 1st round picks coming home to roost.
No forward targets again, poor forward structure.

Have always loved Bucks but we are watching the end.

Only R1 but I think you might be right on all 3 points

5 first rounders really hurts

 

[DinoSoar]

The only positive I have is being able to physically be at a game at long last. And, we’re they playing with a block of butter? So many dropped marks

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Shambolic on every level. We only briefly stopped tripping ourselves up in order to shoot ourselves in the foot.

Credit to the umpires for also being laughably atrocious in ways which should be enshrined for future generations. Josh Thomas

24

Josh Thomas

Age

32

Ht

178cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.4

4star

K

8.5

3star

HB

7.9

5star

M

3.1

3star

T

3.0

5star

G

0.9

4star

D

9.0

2star

K

3.0

1star

HB

6.0

3star

M

1.3

1star

T

2.0

3star

G

0.0

1star

D

17.4

5star

K

9.0

4star

HB

8.4

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.4

5star

G

0.0

1star

’ mark was a lovely example.

 

[Seedsman_]

Midfield got killed due to having a ruckman who couldn’t be arsed, no structure, no spread, Sier jogging on the spot, De Goey disappearing, Sier being soft and being physically overwhelmed.

The defence is exceptional and it’s hard to see how they aren’t going to be bombarded each week.

 

[Soaring Magpie]

This “forward” line is the worst I’ve ever seen, absolutely no potency.
Nothing has changed from 2020 and the back half of 2019.
Questions will be asked of this coaching group.
7 goals, what a joke!!!

 

[ColinMochrie]

Nothing has changed. We played awful, no game plan.

Great defense, disaster everywhere else.

We are a very good chance of being 0-6. The question is do we remove bucks early or let him sit around most of the year?

 

[Everybody Panic]

Expected us to lose because the dogs were pretty good. Didn't expect us to lose because we have no skills or courage in the contest.

How many dropped marks uncontested inside 50? Midfield got smashed.

 

[Captain Embubry]

Now i know how Carlton feel after getting flogged by Richmond round 1 every year and realising its gonna be a long season...