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Mate he has 4 premierships and is a lower form of life than most single celled organisms. Don’t feel bad for him.
Coming from the king campaigner himself.

Still taller than you chief.
 
Ha! I'd be spewing if I were you. Stiff.

Think I've got a spare one lying around somewhere


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End of Round 4, Season 29:

368 games, 198 goals
2x premiership player (S18, S26)
2x All-Sweet FA (S25, S27)
Sweet FA Life Member
MBD games record holder
MBD greatest team ever
MBD Hall of Fame
MBD Best Clubman (S24)
MBD Best Backman (S27)
2x Eth Medal runner-up** (S24-25)
okeydoke7 Medal (S27)
Dragon Spirit Medal (S29)
Undisputed* 18th best qootballer of all time (S27)
Widely known for posting the best zingers in the league - resulted in popular phrase, "oh that Headless, they've done it again!"

**This is better than winning it for reasons.
 
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End of Season 28:

364 games, 197 goals
2x premiership player (S18, S26)
2x All-Sweet FA (S25, S27)
MBD games record holder
MBD greatest team ever
MBD Hall of Fame
okeydoke7 Medal (S27)
MBD Best Clubman (S24)
MBD Best Backman (S27)
2x Eth Medal runner-up** (S24-25)
Undisputed* 18th best qootballer of all time (S27)
Widely known for posting the best zingers in the league - resulted in popular phrase, "oh that Headless, they've done it again!"

**This is better than winning it for reasons.

Amazing all those s**t campaigners got in the HoF before you.
 
Really makes you think, doesn't it?

You know it’s the cool kids nominating their non binary, girlfriend/boyfriend/elephant twin.
I blame okey and his hipster doofus admin style that he copied from some other lame *wad.
 
- 4x All-SFA (S16, S17, S18, S19)
- 1x beez medalist (S18)
- 1x Royal Rumble Winner
- 1x Royal Rumble *er-upperer
- 1x top-three in the Mobbs Medal
- 1x top-10 EKA finalist
- Royals Captain/Co-Captain (S1? - S2???)
- I don't think I ever won a B&F or know if I won any club awards
- Vic Metro Co-Captain I think at some point
- I once provided colour commentary on a Grand Final with Logger
- am going to claim I am top-10 all-time for most games played while having never changed clubs and know this will go unnoticed.
 
- 4x All-SFA (S16, S17, S18, S19)
- 1x beez medalist (S18)
- 1x Royal Rumble Winner
- 1x Royal Rumble f***er-upperer
- 1x top-three in the Mobbs Medal
- 1x top-10 EKA finalist
- Royals Captain/Co-Captain (S1? - S2???)
- I don't think I ever won a B&F or know if I won any club awards
- Vic Metro Co-Captain I think at some point
- I once provided colour commentary on a Grand Final with Logger
- am going to claim I am top-10 all-time for most games played while having never changed clubs and know this will go unnoticed.
Marla Owie is back, I like it.
 

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End of Round 4, Season 29:

368 games, 198 goals
2x premiership player (S18, S26)
2x All-Sweet FA (S25, S27)
Sweet FA Life Member
MBD games record holder
MBD greatest team ever
MBD Hall of Fame
MBD Best Clubman (S24)
MBD Best Backman (S27)
2x Eth Medal runner-up** (S24-25)
okeydoke7 Medal (S27)
Dragon Spirit Medal (S29)
Undisputed* 18th best qootballer of all time (S27)
Widely known for posting the best zingers in the league - resulted in popular phrase, "oh that Headless, they've done it again!"

**This is better than winning it for reasons.

Life Membership really looks nice on this, doesn't it? Will be pleasing to change this to 3x premiership player, 3x All-Sweet FA, Hall of Fame come the end of the season.
 
Debut: Season 7, Round 1
384 games, 206 goals
2x premiership player (S18, S26)
2x All-Sweet FA (S25, S27)
Greatest ever season from an interchange player (better than All-Sweet FA) (S29)
Sweet FA Life Member
MBD games record holder
MBD greatest team of all time
MBD Hall of Fame
MBD Best Clubman (S24)
MBD Best Backman (S27)
MBD Best Match Poster (S29)
Inaugural HIT CHAMPION™ (S29)
2x Eth Medal runner-up** (S24-25)
okeydoke7 Medal (S27)
Dragon Spirit Medal (S29)
Undisputed* 18th best qootballer of all time (S27)
Widely known for posting the best zingers in the league - resulted in popular phrase, "oh that Headless, they've done it again!"

**This is better than winning it for reasons.
 
- 4x All-SFA (S16, S17, S18, S19)
- 1x beez medalist (S18)
- 1x Royal Rumble Winner
- 1x Royal Rumble f***er-upperer
- 1x top-three in the Mobbs Medal
- 1x top-10 EKA finalist
- Royals Captain/Co-Captain (S1? - S2???)
- I don't think I ever won a B&F or know if I won any club awards 1x Season 29 Royals Best & Fairest recipient
- Vic Metro Co-Captain I think at some point
- I once provided colour commentary on a Grand Final with Logger
- am going to claim I am top-10 all-time for most games played while having never changed clubs and know this will go unnoticed.
- won some Dragons award in Season 29
- Flogstradamus winner for Season 29
- Unofficial inaugural winner of own proposed Marlowe Comeback Player of the Season award for Season 29

Updated.
 
Geelong Gumbies (S06-08, S16, S30*)
Mount Buller Demons (S11-15, S19-29)

350 games, 406 goals

- x1 Premiership Player (S26)
- x1 All-SFA Selection (S11)
- Gumbies FFC Co-Captain (S07)
- Mount Buller Demons Captain (S25)
- x3 Mount Buller Demons Best & Fairest (S12, S21, S24)
- x4 Mount Buller Demons Leading Goalkicker (S11-13, S24)
- x4 Mount Buller Demons Coach/Clubman Award (S11-12, S19, S2)
- Made Headless active again in the early to mid S20’s when creating the MBD History thread, who is now an undisputed powerhouse of the Sweet FA
- In S30, became the first ever Sweet FA player to win 2x Tittybong Cups.

Highest Disposals:
34
Disposals - Season 26, Round 05 - (Mount Buller Demons) vs. East Side Hawks
20+ Disposals:
x46
occasions
Highest DreamTeam Points:
126
DT Points - Season 21, Round 15 (Mount Buller Demons) vs. East Side Hawks
100+ DreamTeam Points:
x13
occasions
Highest Goals:
10 Goals - Season 24, Round 13 - Fighting Furies vs. (Mount Buller Demons)
5+ Goals:
x18
occasions
 
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Geelong Gumbies (S06-08, S16, S30*)
Mount Buller Demons (S11-15, S19-29)

350 games, 406 goals

- x1 Premiership Player (S26)
- x1 All-SFA Selection (S11)
- Gumbies FFC Co-Captain (S07)
- Mount Buller Demons Captain (S25)
- x3 Mount Buller Demons Best & Fairest (S12, S21, S24)
- x4 Mount Buller Demons Leading Goalkicker (S11-13, S24)
- x4 Mount Buller Demons Coach/Clubman Award (S11-12, S19, S2)
- Made Headless active again in the early to mid S20’s when creating the MBD History thread, who is now an undisputed powerhouse of the Sweet FA
- In S30, became the first ever Sweet FA player to win 2x Tittybong Cups.

Highest Disposals:
34
Disposals - Season 26, Round 05 - (Mount Buller Demons) vs. East Side Hawks
20+ Disposals:
x46
occasions
Highest DreamTeam Points:
126
DT Points - Season 21, Round 15 (Mount Buller Demons) vs. East Side Hawks
100+ DreamTeam Points:
x13
occasions
Highest Goals:
10 Goals - Season 24, Round 13 - Fighting Furies vs. (Mount Buller Demons)
5+ Goals:
x18
occasions
Updated to reflect the Tittybong success, TJASTA and Headless.
 
Marlowe said:
- 4x All-SFA (S16, S17, S18, S19)
- 1x beez medalist (S18)
- 1x Royal Rumble Winner
- 1x Royal Rumble f***er-upperer
- 1x top-three in the Mobbs Medal
- 1x top-10 EKA finalist
- Royals Captain/Co-Captain (S1? - S2???)
- I don't think I ever won a B&F or know if I won any club awards 1x Season 29 Royals Best & Fairest recipient
- Vic Metro Co-Captain I think at some point
- I once provided colour commentary on a Grand Final with Logger
- am going to claim I am top-10 all-time for most games played while having never changed clubs and know this will go unnoticed.
- won some Dragons award in Season 29
- Flogstradamus winner for Season 29
- Unofficial inaugural winner of own proposed Marlowe Comeback Player of the Season award for Season 29
- Best on Ground in the The Decider - Light v Dark Charity Match (S30)


Once More
 
Marlowe said:
- 5x All-SFA (S16, S17, S18, S19, S30)
- 1x beez medalist (S18)
- 1x Premiership player (S30)
- 1x Royal Rumble Winner
- 1x Royal Rumble f***er-upperer
- 2x top-three in the Mobbs Medal
- 1x top-10 EKA finalist
- Royals Captain/Co-Captain (S1? - S2???)
- I don't think I ever won a B&F or know if I won any club awards 1x Season 29 Royals Best & Fairest recipient
- Vic Metro Co-Captain I think at some point
- I once provided colour commentary on a Grand Final with Logger
- am going to claim I am top-10 all-time for most games played while having never changed clubs and know this will go unnoticed.
- won some Dragons award in Season 29
- Flogstradamus winner for Season 29
- Unofficial inaugural winner of own proposed Marlowe Comeback Player of the Season award for Season 29
- Best on Ground in the The Decider - Light v Dark Charity Match (S30)
- spiritual Deestroy Medalist (clearly Best on Ground in Season 30 Grand Final)

Marlowe said:

And once more again.

:)
 
Updated to end of S30

Las Vegas Bears Captain (S18,S19,S20,S21)
4 x Premiership Player (S15,S17,S22,S26)
1 x Alf Andrews Medallist (S15)
1 x Deestroy Medal (S29)
4 x All-SFA (S14,S15,S16,S17)
3 x Club Best and Fairest (S17,S20,S21)
2 x Best Clubman Award (S25, S27)
#1 Tackles (All Time)
#1 Mobbs Medal Votes (All Time)


? x Mobbs Medal Runner Up (it could be 4 or 5, not worth counting anymore)
2 x Mobbs Medal 3rd Place
:(

EDIT: UPDATED
Updated
 

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