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There are 27 bones in your hand
28 if you're lonely
28 if you're lonely
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A young girl takes a pregnancy test, which unfortunately shopws a positive result. She tells her mother. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!”
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:
“Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge.”
“I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $4,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.”
“If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?”
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him, “You f*ck her again.”
If you like jokes where you can chant along with the punchline - this is the classic sketch.
If you like jokes where you can chant along with the punchline - this is the classic sketch.
The episode of "Would I lie To You" where he appears with his wife and tells everyone that when he is annoyed with his wife he secretly moves her bookmarks, is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. He is wonderfully funny!I'm not sure David Mitchell has ever failed to make me laugh. He's brilliant
The episode of "Would I lie To You" where he appears with his wife and tells everyone that when he is annoyed with his wife he secretly moves her bookmarks, is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. He is wonderfully funny!
It gets worse when she says "stay home, I'm going to see a specialist"The wife suggested we should "role play" so we decided on playing doctors and nurses in the bedroom last night but it didn't go very well.
Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese