Roast PAFC in house content production

[Launchpad McQuack]

Gotta save some coin for the Hinkley extension.

EFA

 

[Sozabarus]

Ooh look, Ports are looking outside the tent for once. Can't pay you anything though...


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Just when you thought you couldn’t be any more disillusioned with the club.

 

[Powerade 08]

Would anyone be surprised to find out Thunda Power and the Fruchoc mascots are being played by child slaves?

 

[Doctor Feel]

JFC

...they even used that shitty AI voice. Holy heck this is depressing.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Unpaid? ******* hell, this deserves a hecktonne more ire than it has got so far. This should be picked up by the advertiser who hate us, surely. It's a total own goal.

 

[Grave Danger]

Unpaid? ******* hell, this deserves a *tonne more ire than it has got so far. This should be picked up by the advertiser who hate us, surely. It's a total own goal.

Every single reply on the insta post is slamming it - they'll probably withdraw it and give the job to one of the Hinkley brethren, even though they must've already decided that they lack the necessary creativity and artistic flair.

 

[JakeNeadeFan]

Maybe the dumbest thing the club has ever done. Which is saying something

 

[Schulzenfest]

Maybe the dumbest thing the club has ever done. Which is saying something

The club will have done three dumber things than this by COB today.

 

[jdeezy]

If we're struggling to make ends meet enough to pay a graphic designer I know a way we could get $800k+ per year off the books.

Genuinely surprised we haven't just decided to run our s**t through an AI image generator and call it a day

 

[EskimoPAFC]

I think I'm more offended that a club that hasn't won anything in 20 years is describing itself as "high performance".

 

[Spadge]

Im sure my 10yr old daughter would be happy to knock some stuff out for them for some snacks

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Im sure my 10yr old daughter would be happy to knock some stuff out for them for some snacks

No snacks! This is unpaid!

There is a vending machine but she will have to bring her own money to use it.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

I kinda feel better knowing we didn't pay the people that make our horrible social media.

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[simba_]

who is it that made all those pix with the quotes all over them, Alyx? this is just an excellent opportunity to formally apply and shove all that content in their faces. they'll inadvertently absorb all the cold hard facts and statistics that make their blood boil (losers hate accountability). we should all apply and all attach the same 'resume' with the same bunch of 'We Were Port Adelaide' stuff in a zip file or however it works. if someone has found the e-mail or whatever I am down

 

[backtozero]

Are internships common in Australia? Seems like a horrible thing to introduce into society if not.

 

[elbarton]

The post seems to have been taken down

 

[TazD]

The post seems to have been taken down

Good going guys, you've bullied the club with your woke nonsense.

 

[jdeezy]

Damn I just finished my application too

 

[TeeKray]

To be fair, a graphic designer provides little value to the business.

Unlike the Woohoo Company who provided important strategic value to the business.

 

[Grave Danger]

Damn I just finished my application too

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They sniffed out my social media history in a jiffy too...

 

[VineValerian]

Ooh look, Ports are looking outside the tent for once. Can't pay you anything though...


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Lol.
Wife's girlfriend's daughter was a GD for Port pre-Covid. Got put off because of it.

Later was advised she could have her old (modestly paid) job back at a massive reduction in salary, whilst still putting in the hours.
Did some decent work in her time as well.

Told them to shove it and got another gig elsewhere for way higher money and respect.

Now it's internships FFS.

Good to know we're still a high performance organisation though, just not on the field.

 

[Hammer#8]

What amount isn't insulting then? If it's minimum wage then their talent isn't valued outright. How would 5-10 hours of $50 per hour contract seasonal work break the bank?

Wouldn't it fall under the marketing department that the club has a set amount set aside to spend? It's an overhead none the less.

 

[Spadge]

internship is just a fancy word for slave labour isnt it?

 

[PowerBaz]

It's symbolic of the creative industry.

 

[glitch01]

Tends to show why the Club social media etc in my opinion is so bad.....you get what you pay for.....


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