Non-Lions discussion 2023

[Nathan Barley]

Quite a few teams doing a crazy vossy and topping up. Difference is there are more options for trading and more ways to recover from silly trades.

Plus no footballer is as dumb and good as Fev was

 

[Tom14]

Suns putting together some significant trade capital in next years draft.

Wonder who they’ll be after.

Sam Flanders and all the future picks to Geelong for cap relief, no doubt.

 

[Grasshopper17]

Tom Green

12

Tom Green

Age

23

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

3star

CL

2.8

4star

D

11.5

3star

K

4.3

2star

HB

7.3

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.3

4star

CL

2.8

5star

goes bang

And no doubt will be censured for calling a spade a spade

 

[McIvor]

Tom Green goes bang

And no doubt will be censured for calling a spade a spade

And no doubt the VFL will defend their bias.

 

[Grasshopper17]

And no doubt the VFL will defend their bias.

By saying there is no bias?

 

[Grasshopper17]

New Clayton Oliver

13

Clayton Oliver

Age

27

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

rumours today...

Sounds like this young man could do with some time outside the footy bubble... north of the Murray, in another country... whatever. This is beyond football now I think.

 

[McIvor]

New Clayton Oliver rumours today...

Sounds like this young man could do with some time outside the footy bubble... north of the Murray, in another country... whatever. This is beyond football now I think.

What’s the rumour; is it public?

 

[dlanod]

New Clayton Oliver rumours today...

Sounds like this young man could do with some time outside the footy bubble... north of the Murray, in another country... whatever. This is beyond football now I think.

The Albury Tigers are drooling.

 

[Grasshopper17]

What’s the rumour; is it public?

 

[Eons]

Rumour initially was that he had OD'ed now the club have released a statement that he fell over and bumped his head

 

[briztoon]

 

[Viceregal]

Rumour initially was that he had OD'ed now the club have released a statement that he fell over and bumped his head

One can fall over during an OD and hit one's head ... or have a fit from an OD and hit one's head ... or go wild from an OD and attack someone who proceeds to hit one's head ...

 

[Section 5]

Not sure this Melbourne statement will stop any rumors that might be floating around.

 

[KissKiss]

That statement is interestingly worded. It does not read like he had a standard accident and fell over and hit his head.

 

[rye]

melbourne are a rabble

 

[Sanchez365]

When your head coach is on the gear how are we surprised everyone else is. When do we go full tinfoil hat and put an asterix next to their 2021 premiership like WC and Ben Cousins.

 

[BuntonRules]

melbourne are a rabble

Oliver is a rabble

 

[Nunez]

Oliver is a rabble

Mental health and addiction are no laughing matter.

 

[SizeMatters]

Imo white pony has a place in society but not for athletes.

He’s troubled big time. Best he steps away from footy indefinitely.

 

[Dalions]

Not sure this Melbourne statement will stop any rumors that might be floating around.

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Medical episode is a strange choice words.

 

[Viceregal]

Medical episode is a strange choice words.

Totally resolves any concerns or conspiricies or concepts around the ... episode - well done guys!

 

[PertRoosOsborne]

Tom Green goes bang

And no doubt will be censured for calling a spade a spade

My Tom Green appreciation has increased, great to see a current player be so frank about this.

 

[AFLQLD]

From what I can glean regarding theories from a number of places regarding Oliver:

A sleepwalking injury
B copious alcohol which made him fall over
C seizure (current clubhouse favourite)
D just a regular falling down
E The Sinaloa cartel’s finest
F a combination of B and E above
G a medical issue that shall be undefined.

 

[BuntonRules]

From what I can glean regarding theories from a number of places regarding Oliver:

A sleepwalking injury
B copious alcohol which made him fall over
C seizure (current clubhouse favourite)
D just a regular falling down
E The Sinaloa cartel’s finest
F a combination of B and E above
G a medical issue that shall be undefined.

Where is SportsBet/Neds when you need them.

 

[BangyBangy]

From what I can glean regarding theories from a number of places regarding Oliver:

A sleepwalking injury
B copious alcohol which made him fall over
C seizure (current clubhouse favourite)
D just a regular falling down
E The Sinaloa cartel’s finest
F a combination of B and E above
G a medical issue that shall be undefined.

C. Seizure. Not sure why everyone is thinking the worst. This might just turn out to be an innocent cartoon related seizure.