Marcus Graham

[RoyalBlue]

Have heard rumours we are looking to bring in Marcus Graham.

What would we need to give up?

Would Sigrid Thornton be in the mix? Trevor Marmalade has done some good work recently with the raunchy bread ads, but is it time to move him on?

 

[Flawed Genius]

Chiselled jaw.

3rd rounder + Garlett.

 

[shinboner magic]

What about Brynne Edelsten?
Isn't a team player and a bit of a receiver.

Rookie pick?

 

[Thewlis Dish]

Geelong's compo pick should secure them Muldoon, which is a real shame for us. Graham can mark a footy using the gap between his front teeth though, and would provide some genuine soapie-drama toughness.

 

[RoyalBlue]

Geelong's compo pick should secure them Muldoon, which is a real shame for us. Graham can mark a footy using the gap between his front teeth though, and would provide some genuine soapie-drama toughness.

Did they have to father-grandfather Gary Sweet in as well?

 

[Bigeasy]

Thank god, I thought we were recruiting the ex Hawthorn full back. This is a better outcome.

 

[Thewlis Dish]

Did they have to father-grandfather Gary Sweet in as well?

Gary plays one game per club per year, just to cover all F/S permutations.

 

[Shermanator]

I've heard a little whisper that Lance Armstrong might be looking for a gig.

Would enhance our performance beautifully i reckon.

Get him in as a US Rookie?..

 

[GarnerSmash]

Take this with a grain of salt, but my source, an inside scrotum type, reckons we are about to lock and load Bruce Samazan.

 

[Star]

Dear or dear or me. Wrong Graham!!!!















It is this bloke we are looking at:

 

[Jimmy's Hot Dogs]

It is this bloke we are looking at:

Would that make Moonface, the male model from Mudgee or John Mangos the number one supporter?

 

[mark73]

What about Brynne Edelsten?
Isn't a team player and a bit of a receiver.

The only question being how many players would we have to give (up)?

 

[mark73]

Take this with a grain of salt, but my source, an inside scrotum type, reckons we are about to lock and load Bruce Samazan.

Is he bringing the E Street theme song with him? Has he been known for anything else, other than a kitchen hand in a Chinese restaurant?

 

[CharlieMortdecai]

Have heard rumours we are looking to bring in Marcus Graham.

What would we need to give up?

Would Sigrid Thornton be in the mix? Trevor Marmalade has done some good work recently with the raunchy bread ads, but is it time to move him on?

I'm certain this bloke spent time in a wheelchair in his younger days. Wouldn't touch him until we got a very in depth medical. Rumours that he is a homocidal psycho stalker too - could be a risk with off-field dramas.

Are you sure it's not this bloke we're into:



Holds the record for attendance at the MCG (130,000), would pack out Etihad each and every home game. Would knock off our debt in no time.

 

[GarnerSmash]

Is he bringing the E Street theme song with him? Has he been known for anything else, other than a kitchen hand in a Chinese restaurant?

Mate, he's one of a kind. A great addition to our midfield rotations.

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

I've heard a little whisper that Lance Armstrong might be looking for a gig.

Would enhance our performance beautifully i reckon.

Get him in as a US Rookie?..

He's got no balls.