Society & Culture Jingle bells, Batman smells

[the fly]

Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin flew away
Father Christmas lost his whiskers
Smoking Craven A's

 

[the fly]

We used to sing this rhyme in primary school too

Kookaburra sits on an electric wire
Jumping up and down with his arse on fire

I can't remember the rest of it but it was a pisstake of that Kookaburra Sits in the Old Gum Tree song that we were forced to sing all the time.

You would get in trouble with the teachers if they heard you singing the pisstake version.

Jump, kookaburra jump, kookaburra
Hot your tail must be

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

I know it mainly from this.

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