After enjoying the highs and lows of the Essendon saga I was wondering what other major events in the last 10+ years you’d have liked to have on Bigfooty for. Here’s a shortlist, in chronological order, and the reasoning behind wanting to have experienced it.
1. Circa March 2002 – King Carey: Banging best mates wife at a party, where another mate walks in on them. Gold. It has all the elements, a top 3 player of all time and sex. Would be great fun, except for the fact that Norf have no fans and as a result no one to argue with on the bigfooty.
2. Circa Sept 2002 – Carlton’s Paper Bags: The initial rumours start that Carlton have been breaching the salary cap and will be penalised. Shock when the extant of the penalties were revealed. The lol’s that would have resulted when we found out that it was because Stephen O’Reilly dobbed them in (after receiving bags of cash himself).
3. Circa Sept 2007 – 119: Port fans finally seeing the premiership dreams come true, before being crushed so cruelly. Would have been fun for a while but then would be over it after it moves on to just another South Australian shit fight. Would probably be the highlight for Crows fans.
4. Circa March 2007 – The Ben Cousins saga: A legend of the Eagles, pictures of him shirtless in cuffs, rumours of the a drug problem, the story that his GF found him and Chickie coked up with naked models before calling the club. Just call me the new Lance Uppercut as I post continuously that Benny is a choir boy and innocent of all charges!
5. Jack Watts
Feel free to nominate other occasions.
1. Circa March 2002 – King Carey: Banging best mates wife at a party, where another mate walks in on them. Gold. It has all the elements, a top 3 player of all time and sex. Would be great fun, except for the fact that Norf have no fans and as a result no one to argue with on the bigfooty.
2. Circa Sept 2002 – Carlton’s Paper Bags: The initial rumours start that Carlton have been breaching the salary cap and will be penalised. Shock when the extant of the penalties were revealed. The lol’s that would have resulted when we found out that it was because Stephen O’Reilly dobbed them in (after receiving bags of cash himself).
3. Circa Sept 2007 – 119: Port fans finally seeing the premiership dreams come true, before being crushed so cruelly. Would have been fun for a while but then would be over it after it moves on to just another South Australian shit fight. Would probably be the highlight for Crows fans.
4. Circa March 2007 – The Ben Cousins saga: A legend of the Eagles, pictures of him shirtless in cuffs, rumours of the a drug problem, the story that his GF found him and Chickie coked up with naked models before calling the club. Just call me the new Lance Uppercut as I post continuously that Benny is a choir boy and innocent of all charges!
5. Jack Watts
Feel free to nominate other occasions.
