Facts thread - Rumours not allowed

[lukep_86]

Fact: Most of us check Big Footy more than we should, especially when we want new Bluemours

 

[Gethelred]

This is boring.

Can we please have a thread just for people posting rumours????

But... but...

The people want facts, Funk. The people don't want hyperbole, they want nothing more than bone dry honesty. They don't want entertaining or witty repartee; they want dull recital of cold statistics.

Rumours - the word, THE WORD Funk! It sticks in my craw! - add a dimension of unpredictability to my perfect ordered world. What will I do with myself, knowing that what I read of my own volition might not ever come to pass? What will I do, Funk?

All I wish is to be alone
Stay away, don't you invade my home
Best off if you hang outside
Don't come in, I'll only run and hide.

 

[sosos]

The house always wins. Except when it's sh*thouse.

 

[SandgroperBlue]

Have it on good authority that the Pope is Catholic

 

[Sam The Doc]

These pretzels are making me thirsty!!

 

[Gointocarlton]

Fact:
- In England it’s illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.

- Paris law states that any man carrying onions must be given the right of way in the streets.

- In Switzerland, it is illegal to ski down a mountain while reciting poetry.

- In Western Australia, its illegal to possess more than 50kg of potatoes.

40 Unusual Laws in History - History Collection

”The law is an a**” raged Mr. Bumble in Oliver Twist, after breaking it. Over the history of law, there have indeed been some strange and rather silly laws. But many made a lot of sense at the time, and have only become absurd with the passing of time. Some…

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[THEYSEEMEROLLIN]

 

[Gointocarlton]

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"Define definitive"

 

[Gointocarlton]

Fact: I can recite the names of the Essendon Dirty 34.

 

[Gethelred]

Fact: I can recite the names of the Essendon Dirty 34.

Go on, then.

 

[Gointocarlton]

Go on, then.

looses its effect on inter web forums.

 

[Magruder]

INCORRECT. A PORTION of his cremated body was buried in a pringles can ... THREAD BAN UPHELD. NEXT


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overturned on appeal

whether part or entirety the statement still holds as factual. It is encumbent upon you to produce evidence that the part burried is not the whole And so disprove the statement.

 

[Magruder]

Fact:
- In England it’s illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.

- Paris law states that any man carrying onions must be given the right of way in the streets.

- In Switzerland, it is illegal to ski down a mountain while reciting poetry.

another: under Scottish law, 5 year olds can drink alcohol.

 

[Magruder]

Have it on good authority that the Pope is Catholic

and that bears s**t in areas with greater than usual tree density?

 

[thylacine60]

It took a DNA test to confirm I am in fact a single twin.

 

[RPCB]

You have all thoroughly confused me.

WTF is happening?

 

[myblueroan]

and that bears sh*t in areas with greater than usual tree density?

You wood go there.

 

[myblueroan]

- In Western Australia, its illegal to possess more than 50kg of potatoes.

40 Unusual Laws in History - History Collection

”The law is an a**” raged Mr. Bumble in Oliver Twist, after breaking it. Over the history of law, there have indeed been some strange and rather silly laws. But many made a lot of sense at the time, and have only become absurd with the passing of time. Some…

historycollection.com

Quick!!!
Empty your cupboards w.a friends.
I'll patrol the front fence.

 

[RPCB]

- In Western Australia, its illegal to possess more than 50kg of potatoes.

40 Unusual Laws in History - History Collection

”The law is an a**” raged Mr. Bumble in Oliver Twist, after breaking it. Over the history of law, there have indeed been some strange and rather silly laws. But many made a lot of sense at the time, and have only become absurd with the passing of time. Some…

historycollection.com

When you look up “WTF is happening?“ on the Internet. This comes up.

 

[Magruder]

You have all thoroughly confused me.

WTF is happening?

Gethelred has created another opportunity for us to talk crap.

 

[DirtyLeeds]

- In Western Australia, its illegal to possess more than 50kg of potatoes.

40 Unusual Laws in History - History Collection

”The law is an a**” raged Mr. Bumble in Oliver Twist, after breaking it. Over the history of law, there have indeed been some strange and rather silly laws. But many made a lot of sense at the time, and have only become absurd with the passing of time. Some…

historycollection.com

In Chester the town hall's clock only has three faces, the one that faces Wales is blank, and a Welshman may be shot with an arrow if he is found to be on the steps of the town hall on a Sunday!
They don't like the Welsh in Chester!!!!

 

[Metalcrusher]

Gethelred has created another opportunity for us to talk crap.

God bless Gethelred

 

[Metalcrusher]

In Chester the town hall's clock only has three faces, the one that faces Wales is blank, and a Welshman may be shot with an arrow if he is found to be on the steps of the town hall on a Sunday!
They don't like the Welsh in Chester!!!!

Nobody likes a Welsher!

 

[goreds]

God bless Gethelred

Only factual references on this thread. Yellow card for using possible mythical creature…


*I can hear my mother abusing me now for the ultimate blasphemy….!!

 

[Magruder]

It took a DNA test to confirm I am in fact a single twin.

lockdown kilos...

I feel more like a twin single.