Doomsday/Prophecies End of the world - false prophecy?

[PantaloonRazorblade]

I for one welcome our insect overlords.

 

[little graham]

Always bet on Crocodiles. And ants. And cockroaches. The rest of us are just borrowing thier planet.

Crocodiles,ants and cockroaches rely on land. Remember there's been many prophecies about floods?

It's the white shark you bet on. It's a prehistoric biological entity that has never evolved.

 

[Hot Pocket]

Ants simply need earth, not so much land. They burrow. They'll survive a flood.

 

[little graham]

They'll survive a flood.

A flood

but what about the flood?

Have you heard of the snowball effect? Only those that breath in water will survive another.

 

[SugarShane]

Ants to take over the world? They couldn't even take over my outdoor entertaining area. Raid and Ant-Rid. Gawn.

 

[Hot Pocket]

Fact: If you weigh all the ants in the world, they weigh as much as all the humans in the world. Scary s**t.

 

[Total_Juddshanks]

Fact: If you weigh all the ants in the world, they weigh as much as all the humans in the world. Scary s**t.

I lost a couple of KG this month. Does that mean the ants are ahead？！

 

[Hot Pocket]

I lost a couple of KG this month. Does that mean the ants are ahead？！

Almost definitely.

And when you think about it, their way of living is inherently stronger than ours.

Most ants are nothing more than biological robots, they think via instant chemical reaction with an overarching communist mentality. Its natural evolution. We are watching humans destroy themselves and the planet via their facist/capitalist way of life, the ants will be there to takeover with a socialist/communist way of life soon after.

 

[Shane Hird]

Might go and rent Kev's Waterworld tonight....and finally learn to master the riding of a jetski.

Cause I have no woodworking skills to build an Ark..

 

[Shane Hird]

Fact: If you weigh all the M&Ms in the world, they weigh as much as all the humans in the world. Scary s**t.

efa..

 

[BALKAN]

THE DAILY MAIL SAID SO

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...steroid-collide-planet-38-000-miles-hour.html

 

[bkozican]

One day. Probably alot closer than we all think. This earth may die, but the evolution of humans will not.

 

[Hot Pocket]

The Earth WILL die, we know that much. Or at least, it will die to the point it can't sustain carbon-based life.

Whether we ever make it off this rock to colonise other planets, well, I don't hold out much hope considering how underfunded space exploration is.

 

[lemon chicken]

Still thanking myself for installing a panic room to see me past the millenium bug, that was a close one.

 

[hagansbull]

the earth will end naturally... by the sun getting too close to it and it will burn up

humans/cyborgs will be long gone when that happens

In their Hover-Cars probably, What will petrol be worth a litre then?

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

nah they're always theories that the end of the world is coming

If the theories stop us the time to be worried. That's my theory anyway.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Still thanking myself for installing a panic room to see me past the millenium bug, that was a close one.

Lucky you didn't have an electronic timer on the lock. You might never have got out again.

 

[Ed_Gein]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events

Knock yourself out.

Haha and most are based around religion and the likes or the Earth suddenly imploding one way or another on a specific date. The ones that sound more plausible to me are the ones a billion or more years from now due to the Sun temperates, expansion and what-not.

But like already mentioned, we're killing the planet slowly as it is. So it wouldn't surprise me to see Earth uninhabitable or humans as a species long gone before anything to do with the Sun eventuates.

 

[Copernicus]

Too many religious nuts out there at the moment for the doomsday prophecies to cease in the near future. So long as we all know them for what they are, and they're not a part of suicide pacts, then we can just point and laugh.

 

[Shane Hird]

Threads like this make me think of that Preppers show...and AK47s and crossbows.

 

[Hot Pocket]

Anyone seen Red State?

Top movie

 

[Sydney Bloods]

I asked my magic 8 ball if human life will end within my lifetime.

Result:
4 seems unlikely
4 ask again later
1 no
1 yes

Seems pretty concrete.

 

[Thrawn]

Assuming we survive that long, we'll probably have the technology to reverse the star's age to make it more stable.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

I asked my magic 8 ball if human life will end within my lifetime.

Result:
4 seems unlikely
4 ask again later
1 no
1 yes

Seems pretty concrete.

Assuming yourself to be human, I think we can safely say "no".
If it is in your lifetime, then human life will not have ended. Human life may end at the end of your lifetime, but not within it.