RedmanWasHere
Rarely in kitchens at parties.
- Aug 23, 2010
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As a long time reader, one year member, I feel it is fitting that, with the creation of my first thread, start off the first of many threads with one of my loves (or dis-loves depending on the embarrassment level of jokes your old fella's told), Dad Jokes and Politically Incorrect Jokes.
I will also need help with improving this thread.
Let's hope this works.
If you're got some facepalm worthy quips, share it with my good self or post ones from the likes of Mitch Hedberg, Stewart Francis, Frankie Boyle and Lee Mack and the like.
Here's a few for starters.
I tried to join the debating team but somebody talked me out of it.
Had a job working with elevators, had its ups and downs.
Standing in a park wondering why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets, and then it hit me.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas The Tank Engine?
Thomas made it through the tunnel.
I will also need help with improving this thread.
Let's hope this works.
If you're got some facepalm worthy quips, share it with my good self or post ones from the likes of Mitch Hedberg, Stewart Francis, Frankie Boyle and Lee Mack and the like.
Here's a few for starters.
I tried to join the debating team but somebody talked me out of it.
Had a job working with elevators, had its ups and downs.
Standing in a park wondering why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets, and then it hit me.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas The Tank Engine?
Thomas made it through the tunnel.