Women's Footy Crunch-time Rd 9 v North @ Arden St

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That sucks tremendously large dog's balls.

Bowers is a tenacious, possibly homicidal, feral freak of a tackling machine - but her technique is sound and there isn't a mean bone in her body. She will kill you in the fairest and nicest possible way.

They're just ******* with us now. Now is the time we go into the Trent Cooper dojo (a faux-wood-panelled shed in his backyard, no doubt, with a King's Head dartboard he got for Christmas, a ceiling fan which doesn't work and a very loudly buzzing barfridge) and look deep within ourselves for the answer.

That answer is "Flick the ******* switch to KILL. Grieves and Miller - get the ball to Roux and Houghton. A lot. Duffy - go ******* nuts. You are the best thing out there. You are all the best thing out there. Start scoring as soon as the opening whistle is blown. Don't stop until they put a ******* shiny cup in your hands."
 
Have to challenge that Bowers ban, its absolutely insane

Dees player fell over during the tackle, should have been holding the ball

How the hell can they call that a dangerous tackle jesus christ
 
So I'm assuming we'll challenge, it will get upped to two weeks. And without a doubt there'll be some strange rule in the AFLW where if you get a suspension in the regular season it has to be served in the regular season, and you can't play finals until you've served your regular season suspension. So by the end of the week Bowers will be suspended until Rd 2 2022.

Just checking that back... yep, seems Freoish.
 
We're appealing.

And rightly so. The Melbourne sheila fended Bowers off, knocking her to the ground. Bowers though, God bless her, didn't just lay down and cop her lumps. No, she held on like a meth addiction, going to ground as the Demon intended, but taking the Demon with her.
 

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I have a dream...

That one day little purple girls, and little purple boys will play on the greatest stage of all.

And bring home the silverware...
 

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