Think Tank Breaking: Players ready to walk out at North Melbourne

[Aristotle Pickett]

Sheezle is staying but he's just an accumulator. McKercher wants out and the rest aren't much chop.
Time to freshen things up with a young vibrant coach instead of Mr Stinky.

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[Dazb86]

These players are in their leadership group.

Aiden Corr, Jy Simpkin

12

Jy Simpkin

Age

26

Ht

183cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.0

4star

K

7.9

3star

HB

8.1

5star

M

2.4

3star

T

3.3

5star

CL

2.9

4star

D

20.6

5star

K

11.0

4star

HB

9.6

5star

M

2.0

2star

T

3.5

4star

CL

5.5

5star

D

10.0

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

4.4

4star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.4

4star

CL

0.2

2star

, Luke McDonald, Bailey Scott

8

Bailey Scott

Age

23

Ht

186cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.6

3star

K

5.8

2star

HB

4.9

4star

M

3.1

3star

T

1.5

3star

MG

155.6

2star

D

8.0

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

3.0

2star

M

2.5

3star

T

1.8

3star

MG

114.8

2star

D

11.8

3star

K

6.0

3star

HB

5.8

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.2

3star

MG

171.6

3star

They'd struggle to get a game at Williamstown.

LOL NORF

 

[Wavvey]

lolnorf

 

[Impunity!]

I hear from an expert football aficionado sadly banned from this forum that it is all Brady Rawlings

Brady Rawlings

Age

42

Ht

184cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.7

4star

K

8.7

3star

HB

9.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

2.3

4star

No current season stats available

D

8.6

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

4.0

3star

M

1.0

1star

T

0.8

3star

' fault.

 

[Dazb86]

Remember when Glen Archer had to buy the club a minivan to get to games? Lolnorf

 

[catscratchfever]

Not since the days of dearly departed Fitzroy have we seen a team spud it up so predictably badly as Norf in 2024.

They claim they're doing well financially but it must be a depressing environment to be in.

The only one laughing down Arden Street way is Cluckson, on his way to the bank.

The last team to have a winless season was Fitzroy back in 1964, 0-18 with fewer teams in the competition.

Could Norf go 0WEN23? Who can they possibly beat?

And if the club does go OWEN23, how are they going to react? What about their microscopic supporter base - will even they desert the sinking ship?

And how will those geniuses at the AFL Commission respond at a time when Tasmania isn't far away?

Pain pain pain is all there is for the future not-so-dearly departed Norf.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Not since the days of dearly departed Fitzroy have we seen a team spud it up so predictably badly as Norf in 2024

The only one laughing down Arden Street way is Cluckson, on his way to the bank