Game bAyFLX (Beta 5.2) GRAY BLADES

Who will win bAyFLX 2025?

  • Orange Crush

    Votes: 4 50.0%
  • Rainbow Power

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Electric Slime

    Votes: 1 12.5%
  • Pink Tank

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Lemon Squeeze

    Votes: 1 12.5%
  • Brown Streak

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Black Ice

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Blue Steel

    Votes: 1 12.5%
  • Big Red

    Votes: 1 12.5%
  • Killer Vanilla

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Purple Pain

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Grey Nurses

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    8
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LAST NIGHTS RESULTS:


ELECTRIC SLIME: 1.0 4.2 5.2 5.2 (32)
BLUE STEEL: 1.0 1.1 3.1 4.2 (26)


Electric Showdown at Thomastown Terminal Station: bAyFLX Thriller Leaves Fans Breathless

By [Karryn Everett-Jones-Tuppawunda]

Thomastown Terminal Station, bAyFLX—In a heart-stopping clash that will echo through the annals of bAyFLX history, Electric Slime emerged victorious against Blue Steel. The scoreboard may read 32–26, but the real story lies in the sweat-soaked jerseys, the bruised bodies, and the moments etched forever in fans’ memories.​

The FISTO Factor

Electric Slime’s FISTO was the catalyst. His boots seemed magnetized to the ball, and his kicks were poetry in motion. Three goals—a trifecta of brilliance—left Blue Steel reeling. FISTO’s name will echo through the locker rooms and pubs alike.​

JustaBattler’s Heroics

Blue Steel’s JustaBattler fought like a warrior possessed. His two goals were more than points; they were defiance. When the siren wailed, he collapsed, gasping for air, but his eyes blazed with determination. JustaBattler, the people’s hero.​

Cyclops's Symphony

Electric Slime’s Cyclops orchestrated plays like a maestro. His disposals were symphonic, linking defense to attack. He threaded passes through needle eyes, leaving Blue Steel’s midfielders dizzy. The crowd chanted his name.​

Streaker Redux

Remember the streaker? Well, they returned, this time wearing an Electric Slime scarf. Security pretended not to notice, and the crowd cheered. The streaker moonwalked past the trophy presentation. A legend in the making.​

Philreich’s Tears

Blue Steel’s Philreich delivered a tearful speech. His voice cracked as he praised his team’s resilience. “We fought like warriors,” he said. “We bleed blue.” Philreich’s tears mirrored the fans’ emotions.​

The Afterparty

The bAyFLX clubhouse turned into a carnival. Cats danced with mascots, and Squotty from office works photobombed every team photo. FISTO challenged Baldur to a ping pong match. The crazy cat lady arrived, her feline entourage in tow.​

The Crazy Cat Lady Arrives

She’s here! The crazy cat lady, with her feline entourage, danced to the victory song. Cats meowed in rhythm, and the crowd joined in. Her cats wore Electric Slime scarves. A purrfect celebration.​

The Final Word

As the fireworks painted the night sky, players hugged, fans sang, and the streaker did the worm. The bAyFLX season ended, but the memories lingered. Electric Slime’s captain, V_23, summed it up: “We’re not just a team; we’re a family.”
And so, Thomastown Terminal Station witnessed joy, exhaustion, and camaraderie. Until next season, bAyFLX fans. 🏉🎉🔥




Player Stats:​

Blue Steel:

  1. JustaBattler:​
    • Kicks: 18​
    • Marks: 7​
    • Tackles: 12​
    • Disposals: 25​
    • Goals: 2​
    • Goal Assists: 0​
  2. Starburns_:​
    • Kicks: 24​
    • Handballs: 10​
    • Disposals: 34​
    • Tackles: 6​
    • Goals: 1​
    • Goal Assists: 1​
  3. BringFevBack2021:​
    • Kicks: 24​
    • Handballs: 4​
    • Disposals: 28​
    • Clearances: 6​
    • Goals: 1​
    • Goal Assists: 0​
    • Inside 50s: 4​
    • Clangers: 2​

Electric Slime:

  1. FISTO:​
    • Kicks: 20​
    • Handballs: 2​
    • Goals: 3​
    • Marks: 5​
    • Tackles: 8​
    • Disposals: 22​
  2. V_23:​
    • Kicks: 8​
    • Handballs: 12​
    • Disposals: 20​
    • Goals: 1​
    • Clearances: 7​
    • Inside 50s: 3​
    • Turnovers Forced: 4​
  3. Cyclops:​
    • Kicks: 23​
    • Handballs: 14​
    • Disposals: 37​
    • Tackles: 9​
    • Goal Assists: 2​
    • Clangers: 1​

Goalkickers:​

  • Electric Slime:​
    1. FISTO (3 goals)​
    2. V_23 (1 goal)​
    3. zackah (1 goal)​
  • Blue Steel:​
    1. JustaBattler (2 goals)​
    2. Starburns_ (1 goal)​
    3. BringFevBack2021 (1 goal)​

3, 2, 1 Votes:​

  1. FISTO (Electric Slime):​
    • Dominated the forward line with precision kicks and crucial goals.​
    • His impact was felt throughout the match.​
  2. Starburns (Blue Steel):​
    • Led by example, rallying his team during critical moments.​
    • His resilience and determination inspired Blue Steel.​
  3. Cyclops (Electric Slime):​
    • Orchestrated plays, linking defense to attack seamlessly.​
    • His work rate and vision were exceptional.​

And there you have it—🔥




V_23
zackah
FISTO
FurTheWin
Grin
Sqotty from office works
Cyclops
Mesc
NetworkNerd
Starburns_
philreich
Werewolf
BringFevBack2021
T2B_
Freofalcon
JustaBattler
Tiger2709
TheInjuryFactory
 
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Tandy tells Lemon Squeeze to GAGF




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Electric Showdown at Thomastown Terminal Station: bAyFLX Thriller Leaves Fans Breathless​

By Karryn Everett-Jones-Tuppawunda

Thomastown Terminal Station, bAyFLX — In a heart-stopping clash that will echo through the annals of bAyFLX history, Electric Slime emerged victorious against Blue Steel. The scoreboard may read 32–26, but the real story lies in the sweat-soaked jerseys, the bruised bodies, and the moments etched forever in fans’ memories.

Tandy’s Twist​

But the real headline came after the final siren. Tandy, the enigmatic midfielder, made a shock decision. Leaving Lemon Squeeze behind, he rejoined his old team, Electric Slime. Fans gasped as Tandy donned the familiar colours, his gauntlets gleaming under the stadium lights.

“It’s like coming home,” Tandy said in an exclusive interview. “Electric Slime runs through my veins. The Lemon Squeeze chapter was a detour, but my heart belongs here.”

And so, Thomastown Terminal Station witnessed joy, exhaustion, and a twist of fate. Tandy’s return adds another layer to the bAyFLX saga. As the crowd dispersed, whispers echoed: Is this the spark Electric Slime needs to reclaim the championship?





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Electric Showdown at Thomastown Terminal Station: bAyFLX Thriller Leaves Fans Breathless​

By Karryn Everett-Jones-Tuppawunda

Thomastown Terminal Station, bAyFLX — In a heart-stopping clash that will echo through the annals of bAyFLX history, Electric Slime emerged victorious against Blue Steel. The scoreboard may read 32–26, but the real story lies in the sweat-soaked jerseys, the bruised bodies, and the moments etched forever in fans’ memories.

Tandy’s Twist​

But the real headline came after the final siren. Tandy, the enigmatic midfielder, made a shock decision. Leaving Lemon Squeeze behind, he rejoined his old team, Electric Slime. Fans gasped as Tandy donned the familiar colours, his gauntlets gleaming under the stadium lights.

“It’s like coming home,” Tandy said in an exclusive interview. “Electric Slime runs through my veins. The Lemon Squeeze chapter was a detour, but my heart belongs here.”

And so, Thomastown Terminal Station witnessed joy, exhaustion, and a twist of fate. Tandy’s return adds another layer to the bAyFLX saga. As the crowd dispersed, whispers echoed: Is this the spark Electric Slime needs to reclaim the championship?





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