Autopsy AFL 2024 Round 1 - Bombers v Hawks Sat March 16th 1:45pm AEDT (MCG)

[SSSSSS]

Really holding back because I fear North are going to get demolished by GWS this arvo, but both these teams in this game look very, very, very likely to be fighting to stay out of the bottom 6~.

Been very poor display of skill on both sides but I don't think a 30 degree day without any proper match conditioning in the bodies is going to help.

Both teams looked like they were running on fumes even after half time.

 

[Chadwiko]

"There's a few pickles on the juice"

Uhhhh Garry....

 

[JD888]

Love watching essedon lose.

Reminds me Dodoro is still there in the backroom pulling the strings after 20 years of failure. They're going nowhere fast.

Bunch of ******* losers.

Is there any more hated team in the past two decades? Is it even close?

 

[WillHayward]

Yet again Bombers multiple goals in the last 5 min.

Just as a general observation it's amazing how many goals scored in red time these days.

 

[Tas]

Outside of stoppages, the pressure seems to be lacking a bit by both sides.

 

[blinkd]

Joey is commentating and not special comments?

 

[Chadwiko]

That feels like the sealer.

 

[SSSSSS]

One way traffic with the umpiring.

 

[Tas]

McKenzie has a large head.

 

[SSSSSS]

McKenzie has a large head.

Check out the neck on Hustwaite.

We drafted some interesting anatomical case studies.

 

[Underdog]

Really weird sub there

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[HairyO]

Hawks have declared Mission Accomplished and stopped playing.

 

[Chadwiko]

That's definitely the sealer.

 

[Zevon]

Big Jakey Stringer and contract years... name a more iconic duo

 

[RonnieRaven]

Is it a contract year for the package?
He’s looked on song

 

[largebus]

Hawks have run out of puff, too many easy misses and it could've been different

 

[Kreuuuzeurns]

Weddle could be the most overrated young player in the comp.

Hawks fans trying to justify spending a bunch of good picks on an average talent.

 

[The 747]

Four goals for Mr Contract Year.

 

[WillHayward]

Forget about this NFL punting garbage.

Jake "the snake" Stringer should make the switch to the WWE.

 

[MarcMaverick]

Weddle could be the most overrated young player in the comp.

Hawks fans trying to justify spending a bunch of good picks on an average talent.

No Kakuna then?

 

[RonnieRaven]

There he is

 

[WillHayward]

Four goals for Mr Contract Year.

He's a smart business man!

 

[Tas]

Check out the neck on Hustwaite.

We drafted some interesting anatomical case studies.

Kid is a bit of a giraffe. He needs to get on the Gladstone Small no-neck weight programme to even it out a bit.

 

[Daka]

He still has potential to hit levels near his best year of footy - which was actually good. He has attributes and every now and again will read the game well, do something clever or execute a nice piece of skill.

I just can't say any of that about Kozzy, so that's all my upgrade comment meant.

Chol subbed off

 

[Kreuuuzeurns]

No Kakuna then?

Certainly no Beedrill