I'm not his buddy but I'll tell you a story* about Big Tom Derickx. He's from down Margaret River way and the boy likes to surf. Look at him, he's a Greek god, Hercules in a wetsuit. So one fine day he strides out of the surf and seeing no one around, strips off the wetty and showers naked under the glorious West Australian sun.
Tom's doing a little ball work when all of a sudden little Gidget rocks up in her V-dub with her McTavish under her arm. Hey Tom, she says, why do you have 'My Big Dick' tattooed on your member? Reassuring yourself?
He says, sweetheart, it says 'Most Happy to Make Your Acquaintance I'm Big Tom Derickx'.
*This story has no basis in truth.
Tom's doing a little ball work when all of a sudden little Gidget rocks up in her V-dub with her McTavish under her arm. Hey Tom, she says, why do you have 'My Big Dick' tattooed on your member? Reassuring yourself?
He says, sweetheart, it says 'Most Happy to Make Your Acquaintance I'm Big Tom Derickx'.
*This story has no basis in truth.