Meltdown 2024 Joel Selwood umpire’s pet award for highest free kick differential

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[Saveloy Rockstar]

Welcome back to the 2024 Selwood count and as we near the halfway mark of the season it's Suns, Suns, Suns followed by daylight - which is what usually happens when the Suns rise - then the Bummers who thanks to playng the Tuggers have leapfrogged the Bloosers and relegated them to 3rd place where they're followed by more daylight and a pack of interstate flogs plus the Dreamons, and finally some respectable teams who are complete cheats even if some of them did get penalised for time-wasting and admitted not touching balls they said they touched (AKA the Joffa defence)



Meanwhile at the undisciplined end of the table it's still the T119ers but the aging Handbaggers and former AFL darlings (except for Toby Green) the Great unWaShed aren't far off, while lolnorf are preparing their submission to the AFL for a priority Free Kick