Official Team Thread 🐻 Las Vegas Bears S37 Official Team Thread ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ 🎰 All-In with the Vegas Bears

[Ted Lasso]

I have to say, when I found a note in my locker from the coach telling me he was going to pull me off twice during the match...I thought our relationship had finally taken that next step.

I do enjoy a RookiePick cuddle.

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Pulled Off List

It seems that last weekend, Ted decided he wanted to pull off most of the team, making 12 changes, with 5 players being pulled off twice. Ted must enjoy Chipmunk's company, as poor Chip has been subbed off 7 times in our 10 matches, while Joshwoodenspoon and Rookiepick have been pulled off 6 times each. It's interesting to note that in the 2 games where Ted made mass changes during the game, we won. Shadow Man has yet to be pulled off in 10 games.

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I ain't ever been pulled off. I have been interchanged. Where is this pull off place?

 

[Electronic_Renaissance]

Can we talk Star Wars or Transformers now? Both the good and bad that each have offered.

Mainly the good.

 

[Shadow Man]

I ain't ever been pulled off. I have been interchanged. Where is this pull off place?

normally has a flashing "OPEN" light and involves a pineapple or redback depending on which continent you're on

 

[Senor M]

normally has a flashing "OPEN" light and involves a pineapple or redback depending on which continent you're on

In Clifton Hill we call that McDonalds

 

[I Dont Care]

I ain't ever been pulled off. I have been interchanged. Where is this pull off place?

Its in the new physio place next to the coach's office, patrons name is Ben Dover

 

[I Dont Care]

Can we talk Star Wars or Transformers now? Both the good and bad that each have offered.

Mainly the good.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Art Vandelay_ defeated Matera92

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Gero lands a big right hook and Matera92 falls to the canvas!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

TEN!
He's out!!!
Art "Gero" Vandelay wins by a Knock Out!!

 

[tony]

Thomas Bucks, a man whose love for money started before he even knew what it was. From his humble beginnings in the Western Suburbs, Bucks was always cooking up schemes to get rich quick. One of his early triumphs involved renting out his older brother's pr0n "educational" magazines to his friends for a tidy profit.

But Bucks' ambitions didn't stop there. Despite his success in the world of shady business ventures, Bucks felt an emptiness deep within him. His true passion? Qooty.

Believing that the Gold City Royals were the ticket to fame and fortune, Bucks set his sights on joining their ranks. After all, a city draped in gold and filled with royals seemed like the perfect fit for his money rich and lavish lifestyle. However, reality hit him harder than a failed get rich quick scheme. The gold turned out to be fake, and the people were faker than his designer shades.

Undeterred, Bucks redirected his sights towards Las Vegas, the ultimate playground of debauchery and money. Because if you're going to chase your dreams, why not do it in a city where excess is practically a way of life.

In the shimmering lights of Sin City, Bucks underwent a transformation like no other. Fueled by the adrenaline of the Vegas lifestyle and his undying love for cash, Bucks emerged from the neon haze as Tommycash, a moniker that encapsulated his newfound persona of glitz, glamor, and of course, wealth.

And now, after countless games of blood, sweat, donuts and bear hugs, Tommycash is gearing up to celebrate his 150th game for the Las Vegas Bears. As he takes to the field, he's not just playing for himself anymore, he's playing for every dreamer who ever dared to dream big, every schemer who ever dared to scheme bigger, and every bear who ever dared to wear sunglasses indoors.

Here's to you, Tommycash, the ultimate embodiment of hustle, heart, and hilarity! May your game be strong, your pockets be deep, and your victory dance be worthy of its own Vegas residency. Congratulations on your 150th game and earning Bears Life Membership, where, as an added bonus, you now receive the key to the executive toilet, where you can now take a dump in the stall next to Matera92 if you can stand the smell. Because when it comes to making dreams come true, you've definitely hit the jackpot!



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[Art Vandelay_]

#Art4FF

Time to save this franchise.
Let me put y'all on my shoulders.

 

[tony]

Bears In Crisis

Bears Lose Again, Ted Lasso Goes Missing, and Captain Tony Charged Over Disappearance

The Las Vegas Bears' dismal season takes a turn for the worse. After snapping a five game losing streak, the Bears, refreshed from their bye, faced off against the Demons. However, their hopes were dashed from the get go as they allowed the Demons to score the first 43 points, effectively ending the game before it even began. Despite multiple attempts at a comeback, the Bears couldn't close the massive gap, and the Demons ran away with a 40 point victory.

Millky95, with 29 touches, Tommycash with 26, Art Vandelay_ with 25, Matera92 with 23, RonnieRaven with 22, Tandy with 20, and kane249 with 20 and 4 goals, could hold their heads high on what was an otherwise miserable day.

But the situation took a darker turn after the match when coach Ted Lasso went missing later that night, shortly after finishing his post game press conference. Lasso was last seen in the car park engaging in a heated exchange with supporters who had chanted "w***er" at him throughout the game. Since then, no one has seen him, and his family holds grave fears for his safety, while Bears fans seem to be celebrating his disappearance.

In an unexpected twist, Las Vegas Bears' captain Tony was apprehended by authorities on Monday morning and charged in connection with Lasso's disappearance. Eyewitnesses reported seeing Tony in remote parkland late at night, where he was allegedly seen digging a large hole, presumed to be the resting place of Ted Lasso.



When contacted for comment about his activities in the remote parkland, Tony's lawyer responded with, "Tony was out there organising a surprise picnic for the team to boost morale, complete with a unicorn petting zoo and a synchronised swimming performance by dolphins."

Following a crisis meeting between LG and the Board, Tony Abbott was brought on as a consultant to navigate the club through this turbulent period. Player comments reflect their sentiment toward Lasso's vanishing act, with Art Vandelay_ stating, "About time Tony buried the w***er," Dingster remarking, "Good riddance," and RonnieRaven nonchalantly quipping, "Oh well, time to hit the Sizzler buffet." Matera92 humorously chipped in with, "3 Votes Matera," while Millky95 added, "Optimus Prime will save us."

The club refused to make a comment, leaving fans and observers to speculate about the mysterious circumstances surrounding Ted Lasso's disappearance. As speculation swirls and uncertainty grips the club, one thing is clear, the Las Vegas Bears face an uphill battle to salvage their season amidst chaos and controversy.




Art Vandelay_ Cap Chipmunk CountryLad Dingster Electronic_Renaissance Fizzler Grin guero HawkPatrol I Dont Care Jezmiester40 JoseMourinho JoshWoodenSpoon kane249 Matera92 Millky95 Muddiemoose MWPP RonnieRaven RookiePick Senor M Shadow Man Tandy Test Tickle Tommycash

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Player comments reflect their sentiment toward Lasso's vanishing act, with @Art Vandelay_ stating, "About time Tony buried the w***er," @Dingster remarking, "Good riddance," and @RonnieRaven nonchalantly quipping, "Oh well, time to hit the Sizzler buffet." @Matera92 humorously chipped in with, "3 Votes Matera," while @Millky95 added, "Optimus Prime will save us."

Could not sum up Vegas better than this.

Myself, Tony, Dingster RonnieRaven and Millky95 all thinking about what's best for LVB, admittedly that is knifing a coach but alas.... Then we have Matera92 selfishly thinking about himself and rigging another award.

I vote we oust him as well. Use the same grave (if his fat arse will fit) if you must. Now is the time for a revolution. Let's heal together, without Teffy.

 

[RookiePick]

2 KICKS, 2 GOALS.

The way I see it, I'm running at 100%.

Lift the rest of you campaigners!

 

[Tandy]

Is tony out of custody yet? And have they found Ted Lasso ?

 

[Millky95]

And have they found @Ted Lasso ?

God I hope not

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

And have they found @Ted Lasso ?

I've found him underwhelming.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

I've found him underwhelming.

Weird, I found him under-seasoned.

 

[Matera92]

Could not sum up Vegas better than this.

Myself, Tony, Dingster RonnieRaven and Millky95 all thinking about what's best for LVB, admittedly that is knifing a coach but alas.... Then we have Matera92 selfishly thinking about himself and rigging another award.

I vote we oust him as well. Use the same grave (if his far arse will fit) if you must. Now is the time for a revolution. Let's heal together, without Teffy.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Weird, I found him under-seasoned.

This just in: Art Vandelay_ thinks Ted Lasso should get another season as head coach.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

 

[Matera92]

 

[Art Vandelay_]

 

[Matera92]

 

[Art Vandelay_]

These WWE gif-offs are my favourite content.
Thanks bae.

Taste mat biatch.