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    Game Day The 'Contender' With No Forward Line v The Accurate Ones

    Somehow Melbourne managed to conjure a premiership in 2021 but it's been slim pickins ever since. A straight sets exit in 2023 tells the tale of a cobbled-together forward half where goals are always at a premium. Things are crook but at least they're not the Aints... Meanwhile, the Greatest...
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    Meltdown Kardinia Park Globetrotters vs Brown Paper Bag Generals

    It's a battle royale between The Greatest Team Of All against The Most Corrupt Club In The Entire History Of World Sport. Will the forces of good overcome the faeces of evil or is a dark blue stench about to descend over the MCG? For the sake of the footy world, it's up to Geelong to vanquish...
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    Think Tank Fagan watch

    I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore! Fagan's head is on the chopping-block - who wants to strike the first blow? Form an orderly queue.
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    Game Day Pathetic Punt Road Pretender Owens v Kenny's Powerless Kommandos

    The Owen Tuggers are looking to continue with their consistent start to 2024. Can they do it? Can they be Owen 3? Either way, tune in for a barrelful of laughs.
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    Nullarbor Plain Cows vs The Greatest Team Of All

    Yes, the match of the round has arrived, the one we've all been waiting for - have at it. v
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    More ex-Mudpies players back Lumumba’s ‘chimp’ claim

    “Chris Dawes and Brent Macaffer have come forward, going on the record for the first time… to support Lumumba’s allegations.” Surprise, surprise - Eddie and Buck’s claims to have never heard about Héritier Lumumba’s ‘chimp’ nickname are now even more unbelievable. It defies all logic that they...
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    Shemons’ Joel Smith accused of trafficking cocaine

    “We don’t have a culture problem”??? Yeah, right, Max. “Melbourne Demons key forward Joel Smith is facing four new anti-doping rule violations from Sport Integrity Australia — three for trafficking cocaine and one for possession. That is in addition to an ADRV for a positive in-competition...
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    RIP Damo Suzuki

    Singer with the legendary krautrock group Can - a great artist and beautiful person. I saw him live in Melbourne many years ago - when his band finished playing he walked off stage and through the audience to leave the building; as he passed me I grabbed him in a frontal bear-hug while...
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    Think Tank Carlscum, Essendum, Poormond and the Aints claim huge tax breaks for running pokies for 'community benefits'

    Poker machine venues owned by these four disgusting clubs have been spending millions of dollars in revenue on themselves - from kitchen renovations to Foxtel subscriptions - while claiming the costs as a community benefit to lower their tax bill. According to financial statements, some spent...
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    Mega-flog Softwick now says being "burnt out" was "just a narrative"

    "Softwick on Monday said the idea that he was burnt out as a coach, and not just at Richmond, was just a 'narrative'" - in other words, a complete load of BS. Has there ever been a bigger flog of a coach? I think most of us will agree: NO. In fact, he'd probably been planning his exit from the...
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    Think Tank Post here if your team has won more than 2 flags since 1958

    Wobblewood fans don't need to bother responding. Same goes for you, Ainters.
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    Softwick's Sooks Get A Close Look At The Inside Of An S-Bend

    With their season in tatters, Tugger supporters gather to commiserate...
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    Think Tank The Geelong Supremacy

    We are Geelong, the greatest team and the greatest cheaters of all… and loving it. Buying the umps off is mere child’s play. We will employ ever dirty, grimy tactic known and unknown to humankind to maintain our advantage. If you don’t like it then tough t***ies coz we’ll be top 4 for the rest...
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    Fela Kuti: the REAL king off music

    I'm a total fanatic of the Nigerian bandleader and creator of the Afrobeat genre, Fela Kuti - I own all of his albums (about 77) and the films and video clips made about him. He is my favourite ever composer/musician. After seeing him perform live at the Afrika Shrine in Lagos during the...
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    Brian Eno is GOD

    I've been a fan of Brian Eno for a long time. Brian Eno was a founding member of Roxy Music and has since gone on to release a stack of solo albums and collaborations. Known as the Godfather of Ambient, his best known album is probably Ambient 1: Music For Airports. Eno has also produced...
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