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How’s the serenity?? 😂 Did I miss anyone?

Apparently there’s another game on today? Who knew 🤷‍♂️

Premiership hero Billy ‘Champagne Football’ Frampton’s 50th senior game Not sure I’ll be awake to see it live though :(

Is it GeeloLLLL, GeeLLoLL or GeeLoLoLoL? Think it's the last one but not sure. TIA

Checking in with a 4-2-1 record at the Home of Football, the mighty MCG - including a W in the GF :)

Yes we all know BT, Whispy Watson, Dermie are all annoying tools in and out of the box, but let's talk about people that have actually played the game recently and for some unkown reason been promoted to the commentary box Here's a shortlist: Luke Hodgepodge - boring monotone voice, boring...

That's right flogs, since you just can't get enough Saveloy by popular demand I am going to post in the game day fred during the game :hearteyes: You can blame BringFevBack2021 The game will also feature a couple of WA debutants in Ed ‘Oscar’ Allan & Wil ‘Dorothy’ Parker - and be Pat ‘Rick’...

...Hrysoulakis) polymath and philosopher (not like Athas Hrysoulakis) Piethagoras here to explain why your flogs are no chance You're welcome, P. *When I get around to replying, don't be needy P.S. Bottom 4 teams need not apply, if you don't know already then me telling you again won't help

Even Wurst Coast did it :shrug: As for losing to them, you might as well fold What an utter rabble :$

I made this fred just so I could share this with you, Bay: What a shame Triggered Tugger doesn't bet or he could get rich here :$

You know who we're talking about... the teams that coast to easy victories on their cheat grounds against cellar-dwellers but can't hack leaving home or playing anyone even semi-good and go to water against a superior team I say it's the Fold Coast Bums AKA the Cold Goats. Currently sitting...

Welcome friends, make yourselves at home Don't worry, we've booted out the previous tenant and fumigated thoroughly. Nobody will grab you by anything without being invited first A supermodel of the gender of your choice will be along shortly to take your drink order, whcih will absolutely...

Utter w***ers who celebrate every goal they kick as if it were the cure for cancer, no matter what the score - we all hate them Who are the worst? Of course Tim Papsmear springs immediately to mind, running aound like a chook with it's head cut off and his tongue hanging out Jermy Curmy is...

Greetings Bay, I’m sure you’re all familiar with the meaningless vanity award known as the Coleman medal which has mostly been won by flogs who didn’t go on to play in the grand final that year Well it’s about time we had a Bay Coleman which is of course for the Most Behinds scored in H&A...

Ridiculous Round AKA round 0 has come and gone (hopefully forever) The Owens have been aborted (except for the one which is going to turn 20) The undefeated lounge has been razed to the ground Post here if your club is getting it done now that silly season is over

With 146 days to go until the GF, it’s guaranteed to get to 10,593 How high can it go?

Clucko in the second year of a 5 year minimum deal worth $5m but had most of last year off and copped $900k from the Dawks for doing nothing in 2022 Performance: 3-28, yet to win a game this season and will surely add another spoon to their collection Dimmo in the first year of a similar deal...

Coach sack watch freds are a rich and valued Bay tradition. We have some long-running ones going currently: Luke Drink (2017) 7 years - 11th Simon Badloss (2017) 7 years - 4th The good Scott brother (2017) 7 years - 2nd Adam Limpshome (2017) 7 years - 15th Kern Hernkley (2016) 8 years - 7th...

Tom, Tommy, Thomas, Tomasina, Tubby... call him what you will, the fat campaigner has kicked almost 800 goals. But not lately In fact he hasn't bagged a sausage roll (other than the edible type he feasts on 24/7) since April Fools Day, making it days and counting His previous longest in-season...

Fun fact, if Wurst Coast win by the right margin they could be =11th with Fold Coast

...here folks… Let’s now hear from Bay stats gurus Campaigner Data: The recent H2H record has been very consistent - Collingwood win 3 in a row then * Bradbury one. So this has got Magpie victory written all over it, probably by at least 3-4 goals. Also, the Watson family are a disgrace and...

2020 3 wins 2021 4 (spoon) 2022 2 (spoon) 2023 3 2024 0* 12 wins in 5 seasons lolnorf :$

I feel there is a trend here but can't quite put my finger on it... SYD v GCS (22) WCE v FRE (76) BNE v GEE (91) STK v WBD (125) WCE v RIC (158) WBD v ESS (132) MEL v BNE (126)

lol Wet Toast are leading :$ Get in here purples and explain yourselves

Let's see now, Brisvags lost their GF by 1 goal while the Handbaggers lost theirs by 5 goals... punch that into the flogstratron 3000 which I borrowed from that cat floggo who hasn't been seen lately also plug in a Google search for relevant supplementary data Scientifically proven...

Brown paper bags are back?

Gonna be a lot of empty seats for this minnowfest :$ so if you're in town with nothing better to do like cut your toenails or have a lobotomy, feel free to get on down as they'll probably be handing out free pies and beers to get some seat fillers in to hold the tarps down Bottom2thorn will be...

…over the last 4 weeks: Scott2clarkson divvy if you agree

FMD where do these people get their drugs from?? hEy GuYs We LoSt To A TeAm ThAt HaSnT WoN A FiNaL iN 7k YeArS