You're all jealous of Lachie Weller

[apparentlydead]

It's ok, I understand. I'm jealous of him too.

Silky moves, fantastic vision, reads the play like no other, ambidextrous feet and hands, a 12 inch schlong, runs like the wind, tackles like a man possessed and all the while charming, devastatingly handsome and has perfect hair.



St Kilda wanted him so badly that they paid Defacto to come on here and personally offer #5 for him in the draft period.

Poor Defacto , he didn't realise how much classs this kid has. Plus his girlfriend has moved to Perth and he loves Freo.

BTW...suck shit St Kilda, you got the wrong brother.

Anyway, who wouldn't want to be Lachie?



Look at that poise...that perfect hair...I'd almost turn for him.

He's already got a modelling contract, flogs





Going places? Oh yeah baby.




Bow down to your new over Lord peasants.

He's gunna tear 2016 a new one.

Jealousy is a curse biatches!

 

[Starburns_]

Who?

 

[JoseMourinho]

You're forgetting that even his brother, Mav wants to join him at Fremantle

Please help me get out of this boring club! - Mav Weller to Lachie Weller

 

[apparentlydead]

Who?

Give yourself an uppercut, campaigner

 

[Gray Day]

 

[Catastic82]

 

[Waverley]

This is genuinely gay.

 

[Taylor]

This is genuinely gay.

If you feel it, then it is. Don't project onto something, you created how you perceive it.

Otherwise it is just an exciting young player

 

[apparentlydead]

This is genuinely gay.

Almost, but not quite.

If he asked me very nicely I'd have to give it deep consideration.

 

[Wiggo4PM]

Im jealous of about 98% of flogs running around on an AFL list that cant actually play and get paid stupid amounts of cash to do it.....and STILL be developing and learning to kick a ball in their 20's.... prima dona flogboats

 

[Defacto]

do i know you?

24 hours earlier you tagged me, now your tagging me again...

i told you to create a thread for me on the freo board... not populate the bay with your obsession with me...

its humbling though!!!

 

[apparentlydead]

do i know you?

24 hours earlier you tagged me, now your tagging me again...

i told you to create a thread for me on the freo board... not populate the bay with your obsession with me...

its humbling though!!!

Would you like to tell us all how it was a CERTAINTY that Lachie was going to St Kilda for #5, or would you rather I do you slowly?

 

[Taylor]

do i know you?

24 hours earlier you tagged me, now your tagging me again...

i told you to create a thread for me on the freo board... not populate the bay with your obsession with me...

its humbling though!!!

It is the club supporters reciprocating your own obsession.

It's interesting that "Obsession by Defacto" sounds like a perfume girls get to make him pop the question. So welcome to the family, soon

 

[Waverley]

Im jealous of about 98% of flogs running around on an AFL list that cant actually play and get paid stupid amounts of cash to do it.....and STILL be developing and learning to kick a ball in their 20's.... prima dona flogboats

Why not just say "Carlton players" ?

 

[Bender_]

Who?

The guy who couldn't get a run in Cockburn's midfield ahead of Barlow.

 

[Wiggo4PM]

Why not just say "Carlton players" ?

What about them ? did you think I dont include them...LOL.. there are more players than our club running around. **** off welcher

 

[Defacto]

Would you like to tell us all how it was a CERTAINTY that Lachie was going to St Kilda for #5, or would you rather I do you slowly?

wait...what...you want to "do me slowly"?

previous poster was right...

 

[VaultWanderer]

I must say i am jealous of that bird of a girlfriend he has, did have a wank or two to her instagram pics, but footy wise hell no.

 

[apparentlydead]

wait...what...you want to "do me slowly"?

previous poster was right...

Yeah, I'd avoid the topic like the plague if I was you to.

You want some wine and cheese with that deflection?

 

[Waverley]

If you feel it, then it is. Don't project onto something, you created how you perceive it.

Otherwise it is just an exciting young player

L. Weller has played 3 games and averages 10 disposals as a midfielder. Not very exciting I would've thought.

 

[Defacto]

Yeah, I'd avoid the topic like the plague if I was you to.

You want some wine and cheese with that deflection?

wining and dining me wont make me sleep with you

you'd have a better chance with crowley

 

[boondy]

The guy who couldn't get a run in Cockburn's midfield ahead of Barlow.

He isnt even in Peels ( WAFL version of Carlton and Melbourne ) best 22

 

[VaultWanderer]

L. Weller has played 3 games and averages 10 disposals as a midfielder. Not very exciting I would've thought.

Corey ellis the far better player

 

[apparentlydead]

wining and dining me wont make me sleep with you



you'd have a better chance with crowley

Just because your big mouth got you into this unfortunate position, there's really no need to refer every post about you copping it up the Khyber.

We Freo supporters feel that you constant obsession with us is cute and also more than a little sad.

 

[apparentlydead]

He isnt even in Peels ( WAFL version of Carlton and Melbourne ) best 22

Lies. Pommy bastard.

Corey ellis the far better player

Is this small 'e' in the surname a Richmond thing, or are you just a bit dim?