Worst Kris Kringle Present

[Rusty Brookes]

My boss received a jar of prunes.

Can anyone top that?

 

[Mog]

Packet of Berocca. Although in retrospect the giver probably thought it would be useful come New YEars Eve. I wasn't impressed at the time.

 

[kristin5]

I received an electric blue coloured plastic bird, with a feather tail, and a glittery back, on a clip. What I am supposed to do with this, I have no idea.

 

[raskolnikov]

My mum received a half eaten pack of frozen French Fries one year from a friend who had gone a bit senile.

The next year it was a six pack of two minute noodles.

 

[Lidge]

On Friday our office had the usual stuff - sample stuff from the Sexpo showbags, X rated stubby holders and coffee cups....but I reckon I received the weirdest one this year:

A scope from a rifle

Still trying to figure out who gave me that and the thought process behind it!

 

[Carlos]

This year i copped a fricken Garden Gnome!! That will probably come in handy WHEN I HAVE A FRICKEN GARDEN!!

Last year was a poxy t-shirt sporting a dumb arse looking Santa riding a fricken Harley with the moto "You better watch out" underneath!?!? I use it to Armoral my car's interior now!

A few years back i copped a very cheap looking PVC plastic wallet.

The best i've ever had was a very thoughtful packet of Benson & Hedges 25's. Now THERE was something i could use!

 

[Nic]

Had one with friends Satdy night, was supposed to be something handmade from stuff around the house and we all drew them out of a basket. I copped a pair of granny undies (clean, mind you) and pink singlet with heart shapes cut out of it and lace stapled to it (the heart shapes were then stapled to the undies). Very creative, thanks Ross.

 

[Beffery]

A sheet of Collingwood stickers and a tin of cat food

 

[superstar]

I gave a classic back at school. Got one of my best mates as Kris Kringle, and I gave him a can of spaghetti and a half eaten apple. Hearing him **** and moan for days about the unknown cheapskate was sensational!

 

[The H]

This year, I gave a colleague a 1993 calendar and a tray of meat (he's vegan).

 

[Coll_RP]

Every christmas my family and I do K.K. This one year going back about 16 years ago when I was 7 my mum had me and she bought me a belt with plastic animals on it. I thought great. Anyway it came to my sister and my dad had her and she got a pink stereo and a Madonna album. When I saw what she got I compared it to mine and I started crying so my mum had to go out and buy me something else. That would have to be the worst KK present i ever received.

 

[Quincy M.E]

I recieved a few years back a light for my bike.

At the time I didn't own a bike.

 

[noogie_da_sheep]

packet of seeds and a Parker pen refill

 

[shiva25]

I recieved a bike pump and i dont even own a bike

 

[Pantsless]

I remember in high school (all boys school) I gave my KK a massive block of dairy milk.

I got a babysitters club book in return!

I think I cried.

 

[Fire]

I had to do one in year 7.
I live out of town so I had to buy it quickly one night before i had to go home.
I bought her a watchm which proudly named itself 'Le cheap watch'
Unfortunatly, despite the odds, she also had me and gave me a very extensive gift pack including connector pens, badges ect.
I remember feeling guilty for the rest of the year.

I hate cristmas.

 

[MightyFighting]

I think Kriss Kringles are evil.
But normal present exchanges are good.

 

[catattack]

Got a scrubbing brush years ago

 

[Kid Dynamite!]

Weirdest one I ever recieved was a groin guard. I didnt know whether to laugh or cry.

Worst one I ever recieved was a Malibu Barbie. Into the bin.

 

[beckybiglands]

in year six we did the whole kris kringle routine, and i was giving the person i had chocolates and all that fun stuff, all i got was a piece of paper that said "merry christmas"... i was distraught!

 

[tribey]

Originally posted by beckybiglands
in year six we did the whole kris kringle routine, and i was giving the person i had chocolates and all that fun stuff, all i got was a piece of paper that said "merry christmas"... i was distraught!

Bonus points if it was Sorbent.

 

[evade28]

Originally posted by Kid Dynamite!
Weirdest one I ever recieved was a groin guard.

was it used?

neway a couple of days ago my b/f got a d1ck warmer, its this furry thing obviously in the shape 2 put over ur d1ck and its got a smiley face on it!!
i told him he should put it on haha and he was like yer rite

 

[Saint4Life]

i rememba this guy in yr7 gave this girl oragami paper. I so cant spell, so ill tell the trolls b4 i get told "learn how 2 spell"

 

[marcuz]

When i was 11 i got a New Kids on the Block tape from my aunty....Scary stuff.

 

[tribey]

Originally posted by Kid Dynamite!
Weirdest one I ever recieved was a groin guard.

Unless it was a lucky dip (pun intended) why the hell would you be given a box?