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Why Is The Weather In Adelaide Always So Crap?

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Every time I watch a game in Adelaide, the weather is bad.

Usually its a despairing wind and rain, like tonight, like the very worst of Waverley condensed into super South Australian shitness.

Even on the rare occasions when it doesn't rain, the weather is still unsettling, a harsh light that reminds you that in houses all around that benighted town, men are carefully stitching the flayed skin of their victims into special suits that they will wear for further gratification.

Why is the weather in Adelaide always so bad?
 

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Every time I watch a game in Adelaide, the weather is bad.

Usually its a despairing wind and rain, like tonight, like the very worst of Waverley condensed into super South Australian shitness.

Even on the rare occasions when it doesn't rain, the weather is still unsettling, a harsh light that reminds you that in houses all around that benighted town, men are carefully stitching the flayed skin of their victims into special suits that they will wear for further gratification.

Why is the weather in Adelaide always so bad?

says the bloke whose team plays home games under a roof the Melbourne weather is so shithouse
 
SLF

The planets are aligning. We are getting the rain that our farmers so badly need. It happens. I can now be happy i am getting my bread and beer next year. The crops will be good. :cool:

As too Ports season.........like an ElNino effect :o

It's all good, good things come from bad things. :thumbsu:
 

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It's because god hates Adelaide. To top it off, he took a piss in their drinking water...

You have obviously never tried Coopers Pale Ale, Sparkling Ale, Stout.

Best beer in the world........made with the best home grown Barley.

Our water shites all over yours, whats your claim to fame ? VB ?......Yummy :rolleyes:
 
You have obviously never tried Coopers Pale Ale, Sparkling Ale, Stout.

Best beer in the world........made with the best home grown Barley.

Our water shites all over yours, whats your claim to fame ? VB ?......Yummy :rolleyes:

VB? I live in Perth. You're beers are pretty good, but ours are better. Little Creatures/Redback:thumbsu:
 

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You have obviously never tried Coopers Pale Ale, Sparkling Ale, Stout.

Best beer in the world........made with the best home grown Barley.

Our water shites all over yours, whats your claim to fame ? VB ?......Yummy :rolleyes:
You're half right.

Coopers rules......but Adelaide's tap water is vile.
 
It's because god hates Adelaide. To top it off, he took a piss in their drinking water...

Given the brown tinge, I'd wager he took a dump in it.

You have obviously never tried Coopers Pale Ale, Sparkling Ale, Stout.

Best beer in the world........made with the best home grown Barley.

Our water shites all over yours, whats your claim to fame ? VB ?......Yummy :rolleyes:

Cascade stomps your rubbish into the ground. And your water is so horrid, you have to ship water in from Melbourne to freeze it for Disney on ice so they dont have to skate on ass brown ice. Sad that even Melbournes shitty water is better than yours.
 

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