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WHERE THE ****IS RHODESY_BLUES?
By Sam E. Oldstory
The Mt Buller Demons are reportedly offering a bounty for information on the whereabouts of Rhodesy_Blues. The Demon's long time campaigner has not been seen since July 15th and club officials are starting to get worried. Whilst long absences are not completely out of the norm for this cerebral astronaut of the Qootyfield, this one has been longer than most and with little explanation.
It's not just his absences in match threads that has the club concerned. A steady stream of drug dealers and odorous miscreants have been knocking on the door, enquiring as to the location of their customer and acquaintance. The club fears free snow cones may not hold them back for much longer.
He also leaves behind several Snowbunnies and dozens of illegitimate children seeking alimony. While the club would never let these poor kiddies starve, it cannot replace the loving embrace of their foul mouthed father. "Who's going to teach us words like '****', '****' and '*****************'?, one child remarked. The childcare system simply isn't equipped to provide that kind of education.
Demon's coach, Richard Cranium, is also missing his star player. "Playing my weekly chess game against my dog just isn't the same", he said. "Snowy never lets me win the way Rhodesy did", the coach sighed. "He also can't handle his drugs like Rhodesy can. Better house-trained though", added Dick.
The bounty reportedly includes a bag of assorted pills from under Rhodesy's pillow and a lifetime's supply of vindaloo (chicken or beef).
