What's an Essendon Edge?

[dees arent rabble]

Does anyone know what this is?

 

[Plugger35]

They could be on the edge of the eight after this round.

 

[frggr]

 

[Coach_Required]

Essendony .... Everything they have done for the past 24 years gives me post traumatic stress. It's like I'm a vietnam vet.

The club is a complete failure.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

 

[dees arent rabble]

It's a mythical magical creature

 

[dees arent rabble]

Biden has more edge than essendon

 

[frggr]

 

[AvantGardener]

Biden has more edge than essendon

Yeah cos he is on the edge of dying

 

[AvantGardener]

He looks a little soft around the edges

 

[Occidental]

It’s that edginess knowing no one besides kooky Kevin Sheedy has coached you to a Finals win in the past 56 seasons.

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

I believe it’s something to do with not jizzing too soon.

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

it's the edge of relegation

 

[Drunkcat]

I love fans of every club that crow early, Essendon fans thought they were going to be top 2, hahaha i love footy

 

[zackah]

I believe it’s something to do with not jizzing too soon.

Wait that’s what it means? No wonder we suck at it

 

[Hamingja]

Wait that’s what it means? No wonder we suck at it

Edging for Essendon is making the finals and not winning one.

Close but no happy ending.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Wait that’s what it means? No wonder we suck at it

 

[Feraligatr]

Does anyone know what this is?

I think it means you edge with finals but never complete.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Pretty sure it’s like the Proud Boys pledge not to masturbate

 

[zackah]

Pretty sure it’s like the Proud Boys pledge not to masturbate

Idiots

 

[Hollow Knight]

It’s a fantasy trope like unicorns, orcs and shinboner spirits.

 

[The Sultan]

Think it’s something about drinking bath water

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Idiots

At least their team won something in recent memory

 

[Dinsdale]

 

[zackah]

At least their team won something in recent memory

We beat you