What They're Saying - The Bulldogs Media Thread - Part 4

[Charlie Bucket]

He's actually a legend. Who cares if he was a bit pissed and jumped the fence? He'll face the consequences, but calling someone a brain-dead nuffy and an embarrassment to his family without knowing them is just ignorant and presumptuous.

If anything it's just poor journalism by Tom Morris to even mention Charlie and Brayden's names in the post.

We don’t need to know the bloke to see he’s a massive dill. Watching him jump the fence and run across the ground whilst game is going tells us all we need to know about what type of person he is.

I can’t understand why anyone would think that sort of behaviour is legendary. It’s pointless, childish and more suited to the actions of a character from Bro’s of Simi Valley. Not the grown adult relative of a professional sportsperson within the same league. Each to their own I guess

I’d be embarrassed if it was my family member. I’m tipping his family feel the same way..

 

[Charlie Bucket]

Pitch invader learns fate after 'inexcusable' drunken act

'You think it's going to be hilarious'

www.nine.com.au

“I thought it was going to be hilarious”

Hilarious is having to watch your brothers milestone games from home because you’re banned from attending all AFL games. Real Mensa graduate.

 

[Mojorisin]

Pitch invader learns fate after 'inexcusable' drunken act

'You think it's going to be hilarious'

www.nine.com.au

“I thought it was going to be hilarious”

Hilarious is having to watch your brothers milestone games from home because you’re banned from attending all AFL games. Real Mensa graduate.

My mind went straight to Charlie playing in a premiership, would be tough not being able to support your brother during the biggest moment of his professional life.

 

[Smiley Boy]

If you're one of his mates, then you're response explains everything.

Your*

 

[Smiley Boy]

He’s not going to get a life ban guys few nanny staters in here clearly

God forbid anyone ever have a laugh no one was hurt get over it

 

[Boyd oh Boyd]

He’s not going to get a life ban guys few nanny staters in here clearly

God forbid anyone ever have a laugh no one was hurt get over it

Sanction: Marvel Stadium field invader

The AFL has today imposed a lifetime ban on the patron who ran onto the ground and at venue security staff during the North Melbourne vs Collingwood game at Marvel Stadium on Sunday

www.afl.com.au

 

[Smiley Boy]

Sanction: Marvel Stadium field invader

The AFL has today imposed a lifetime ban on the patron who ran onto the ground and at venue security staff during the North Melbourne vs Collingwood game at Marvel Stadium on Sunday

www.afl.com.au

How do they monitor it though honestly?

 

[Next Waiting]

They've got contested marks, and intercepts, mixed up lol

7 statistical categories and they got 5 of them correct. They've exceeded my expected accuracy of 4 out of 7 correct. Differentiating between contested marks and intercepts is a difficult concept so a bit of latitude there.

 

[wayniac]

He’s not going to get a life ban guys few nanny staters in here clearly

God forbid anyone ever have a laugh no one was hurt get over it

Cue the "but somebody could be hurt" nuffies.

If it was a bird with big knockers she would be an instant celebrity.

Many moons ago my late cousin was knocked for six in a professional rugby league game. His girlfriend at the time raced onto the pitch in great distress. We thought it was touching and funny.

She did get to see him play in several Wembley finals, a couple of international games against Australia and New Zealand.

AFL is close to the least popular team sport worldwide. Might have been an item on Pravda for the commies in here.

 

[Libbaaaa]

How do they monitor it though honestly?

They can’t.

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Pitch invader learns fate after 'inexcusable' drunken act

'You think it's going to be hilarious'

www.nine.com.au

“I thought it was going to be hilarious”

Hilarious is having to watch your brothers milestone games from home because you’re banned from attending all AFL games. Real Mensa graduate.

How about apologising to your parents as well.

 

[geoffjennings79]

AFL correctly refers to a ban on a field invader.

Fox and Nine: "pitch" invader. Morons. Just f***ing morons.

 

[Norm De Guerre]

Poor ol' Conor.

He's just reached the found out part of the idiots equation.

 

[stefoid]

I believe the AFL are investigating a flurry of text messages between Charlie and his brother just before the incident. Yes, you read that correctly, the AFL are investigating text messages between a non best 22 dogs player......and his brother.

I may or may not be making this up.

how do you even enforce a ban?

 

[Mr. Walker]

Poor ol' Conor.

He's just reached the found out part of the idiots equation.

He is having a bad run. I think he also just got thrown out of a Jerry Seinfeld performance.

 

[Charlie Bucket]

how do you even enforce a ban?

The same way you enforce a driving ban.

 

[Charlie Bucket]

Maybe he can wear a disguise and hope they don’t notice.

 

[ScragCity]

I think the fact that his brother is a listed AFL player does make it a bit cringe/sad. "Pitch invasion" in general is funny and legendary if you're nude

 

[Smiley Boy]

 

[Next Waiting]

how do you even enforce a ban?

You're relying on the public to call the snitch line

That's 1800 235 76484

That number again

1800 235 76484

Kids ask your parents first

 

[Mojorisin]

You're relying on the public to call the snitch line

If it's a random footy fan it'd be nearly impossible but with the beat up this story has recieved and his ties to AFL players it'd be more easily enforced. Not as easy as the Collingwood fan that touched the Eagles player, there is no hiding with those tattoos.

 

[dogwatch]

It must be the bye week.

 

[Norm De Guerre]

Debbie dobbers and telephone tips are soooooo 20th century.

You might want to think of the implications of the coming AI, security convergence when discussing the ability of a stadium or indeed anywhere to exclude an individual from the premises.

Saving that, visit any Provence in China where this dystopia already exists.

Do you think that Coles checkouts now take video captures of your ugly mugs for funsies?

We're all just data collection points now.

 

[Next Waiting]

If it's a random footy fan it'd be nearly impossible but with the beat up this story has recieved and his ties to AFL players it'd be more easily enforced. Not as easy as the Collingwood fan that touched the Eagles player, there is no hiding with those tattoos.

This is an ambulance that Tom Morris can chase for the next 5 years. Reported sightings, people who look vaguely like him ... followed by rigorous "fact checking" ..... after a headline grabbing alleged sighting of course. This guy's gonna be the Lochness Monster of Marvel for the next 5 years.

Meanwhile, in other less noteworthy news, MFC hierarchy snubbed the HOF and recent upper level meetings .... it is ski season though.

 

[Next Waiting]

Debbie dobbers and telephone tips are soooooo 20th century.

You might want to think of the implications of the coming AI, security convergence when discussing the ability of a stadium or indeed anywhere to exclude an individual from the premises.

Saving that, visit any Provence in China where this dystopia already exists.

Do you think that Coles checkouts now take video captures of your ugly mugs for funsies?

We're all just data collection points now.

You mean I'm finally something? A DCP you say. I like the sound of that .... quite rhythmical ... and a nice change from the DPP I'm usually associated with.