What the hell happened to Batista?

[Testekill]

This might be the most painful midlife crisis that I've ever seen. I mean, take a look at his hair. It's like he's used a playdoh press and chucked it on his head.

 

[ROSEMVP]

His acting career should be ended soon. He is a horrible actor. RVD is a better actor. To Dav's credit his acting is not worse then Kurt Angle.

 

[Testekill]

His acting career should be ended soon. He is a horrible actor. RVD is a better actor. To Dav's credit his acting is not worse then Kurt Angle.

I can believe Kurt as a murdering clown. I can't buy Batista as anything except a massive douche. Which does explain why I consider his last run with the WWE as his best.

 

[ROSEMVP]

I can believe Kurt as a murdering clown. I can't buy Batista as anything except a massive douche. Which does explain why I consider his last run with the WWE as his best.

LOL

I really enjoy Stone Cold's movies.

 

[DarkPhoenix]

He's toned up a heap, seems a bit odd if hes just doing acting.

 

[ROSEMVP]

Looks like he has dropped atleast 30 pounds.

 

[Mitchell Madness]

absolute tank!

would love to see him back in the ring in that shape, would be the best looking big-man in wwe

 

[Wickzki]

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Sorry, Batista sent this man to sleep.

 

[Dont be a lemon]

He's been acting?

 

[Quivorir]

Was gonna ask the same thing...No he left to pursue and acting Career, didn't think anything happened though.

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Hes in the upcoming Scorpion king movie as well as the movie House of the Rising Sun.

The hair might of been something he had for the Scorpion King movie?

 

[Dont be a lemon]

Maybe he'll try to run Cuba again?

 

[NHPW]

Apparently he's also going to be in the next Riddick movie.
That should be interesting.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

He will be back in WWE once all his grand plans don't pan out, bank on it

 

[Quivorir]

Hope not.

 

[Testekill]

A friend of mine whipped this up in photoshop.

 

[Cleavy]

A friend of mine whipped this up in photoshop.

awesome!

 

[Testekill]

I do miss the faces that Batista used to make sometimes. Photoshopping just isn't the same anymore.
Hell, I actually just found an old one that I made back when Mason Ryan debuted. It's rubbish I know but I still find it kinda funny.

But nothing will ever top this classic shop.

 

[TheGreatBambino]

What happened to his MMA career?

 

[DarkPhoenix]

What happened to his MMA career?

"Career"

 

[SA1NTER]

A Facebook angle shot from Batista .....

 

[TheGreatBambino]

"Career"

haha, yes i mean attempted "career"

by the way, is it true he was born in 1966 not 1969? its sort of been a mystery.

 

[NSWCROW]

Oh Dave u dirty fruit


errrrr....not that there's anything WRONG with that.....

 

[TRAWP]

He toned up and lost muscle mass for his MMA career.
When he realised he was a nothing MMA fighter he went to acting, when he realises he is a nothing actor he'll come back to WWE. When he realises he is a nothing wrestler and now being 270lbs just an undersized previous self well go back to body building.