Trevor Marmalade Punch Lines

[silkykanga]

Over the years he is the main reason why i watch the footy show - somtimes just silly remarks other times classic calls - last night really was one of his best for a while

Classic joke about George Bush at the Primary School - i liked it anyway

and the line when Sammy goes im just too smart for everyone and Trevor turns around and goes

"Hey sammy, if you were that smart you would've walked behind your mrs car"

That was one of the funniest lines ive heard for a while

Also one show Trevor turned to Eddie Mcguire and asked him

"Hey Ed, if you got home and found Nathan Buckley in bed with your wife - which side of the bed would you get in?"

That is one of the funniest also - what other classic lines has he come up with lately??

cheers

 

[Croat tiger]

Over the years he is the main reason why i watch the footy show - somtimes just silly remarks other times classic calls - last night really was one of his best for a while

Classic joke about George Bush at the Primary School - i liked it anyway

and the line when Sammy goes im just too smart for everyone and Trevor turns around and goes

"Hey sammy, if you were that smart you would've walked behind your mrs car"

That was one of the funniest lines ive heard for a while

Also one show Trevor turned to Eddie Mcguire and asked him

"Hey Ed, if you got home and found Nathan Buckley in bed with your wife - which side of the bed would you get in?"

That is one of the funniest also - what other classic lines has he come up with lately??

cheers

You're easily pleased.

 

[Belnakor]

While Trevor has definately lost his edge in the last couple of years, he has come out with some classics in the past.

My favourite was when Eddie was telling a story about being stuck in the middle of the ocean on a dead jetski. Trevors response was "Eddie was worried for awhile, but then realized he could just walk back"

 

[silkykanga]

ahhh cmon tigerboyz they were classic lines and yes i am easily sucked in to the immature one liners, i am only 19

 

[peternorth]

While Trevor has definately lost his edge in the last couple of years, he has come out with some classics in the past.

My favourite was when Eddie was telling a story about being stuck in the middle of the ocean on a dead jetski. Trevors response was "Eddie was worried for awhile, but then realized he could just walk back"

i felt he was sucking up to ed in that joke.

last nights joke about g bush was funny but i was long. i started to cringe hopeing he wouldnt muck up the punchline

 

[Bring-Back-Powell]

I didn't get the Bush joke.

It went on for too long, and I was caught napping by the punchline.

Can anyone eloborate

 

[peternorth]

I didn't get the Bush joke.

It went on for too long, and I was caught napping by the punchline.

Can anyone eloborate

well remember how the first guy (X) asked 3 questions? the bell rang for recess, so bush said hell answer afterwards. when they assembled again another kid asked the same 3 questions, and added 2 more: why did the bell for recess go 45 mins early? where has X gone?

bom bom

 

[Bretski]

that joke was great

 

[Bombers_Forever]

He is much better in terms of material when Ed is there.

 

[peternorth]

He is much better in terms of material when Ed is there.

especially when ed gets cut about it

 

[Higgs Boson]

Everything about Marmalade is cringe-worthy for mine. That joke went on and on... and when you take that long to get a joke out it had better be a good 'un. It wasn't.

Lame.

 

[Belnakor]

that joke was great

Pity its like 3 years old eh

 

[magman29]

that george bush joke has been around the traps a few times...time to get some new ones Trev

 

[Buckley 4 Pope]

............... i am only 19

I think I feel a song coming on.

 

[fishmonger]

Does Trev do stand up ?

Would have been great to see him at the Comedy Festival.

 

[TheTimeCometh]

why??? just to see him bomb?

 

[Dean3]

Trev has lost his edge I reckon. He keeps stumbling over one liners, never a good look.

 

[bettsie]

Hes terrible, he cant even do the ones that they have pre-rehearsed properly, which is the majority of them

 

[jacko57]

Haven't watched TFS for years............but I do recall a Trev classic just before the 01 GF, when the Bombers thought they had it in the bag, and were talking up their team as the greatest ever.
Trev : "The greatest ever? Sure, why not? They've won one in a row!"

 

[charcoalchicken]

Aww man Trev was cringeworthy he is one of the shittest comedians I have ever seen.

 

[Bayer_]

Aww man Trev was cringeworthy he is one of the shittest comedians I have ever seen.

Not half as bad as Russell Gilbert - the Bulldogs' most celebrated fan.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

I think we can all agree that Trevs final work on the Footy Show was crap, especially when they bought him back for the show a couple weeks ago

 

[charcoalchicken]

Not half as bad as Russell Gilbert - the Bulldogs' most celebrated fan.

At least we have a comedian who do the Hawks have?!? I spose you could say Dermie not because he is funny but he is good to laugh at because he is such a dick

 

[Poseidon]

Carlton have Hughesy. We win!11

 

[charcoalchicken]

Carlton have Hughesy. We win!11

Hughesy really isn't that funny have you heard his morning radio show annoying as **** though the majority of morning radio shows are

haha wait I remember Whoreforn's comedian Lehmo who is absolutely atrocious. Worse than Marmalade and that's saying something