Certified Legendary Thread The New Carlton Thread: Richmond have their first good win this year

[NMBB]

Tradie around this morning to give a quote. I asked him "who do you follow in the footy"?

He replied - "I don't follow the footy but if I was to say anything I'd say Carlton because they're neutral".

I said "maaaaaaate, pleeeeese, that lot ain't neutral"!

He replied "do you follow Collingwood"?

 

[sr36]

Lucky Lukey only has 1 dick

He's clearly got a dick head. If he doesn't have one in his pants what was all the fuss about?

 

[Pistol Night]

Tradie around this morning to give a quote. I asked him "who do you follow in the footy"?

He replied - "I don't follow the footy but if I was to say anything I'd say Carlton because they're neutral".

I said "maaaaaaate, pleeeeese, that lot ain't neutral"!

He replied "do you follow Collingwood"?

With intelligence levels like that I’d be reluctant to allow him to work on my house

 

[NMBB]

With intelligence levels like that I’d be reluctant to allow him to work on my house

That thought crossed my mind...

 

[swoop42]

With intelligence levels like that I’d be reluctant to allow him to work on my house

The quote was about installing a bidet.

If there is one thing a Carlton supporter is an expert in, it's an arseh*le.

 

[Pistol Night]

The quote was about installing a bidet.

If there is one thing a Carlton supporter is an expert in, it's an arseh*le.

Well they shit the bed enough on field it makes sense they'd explore efficient ways of cleansing the freckle

 

[swoop42]

Well they shit the bed enough on field it makes sense they'd explore efficient ways of cleansing the freckle

They need something with a little more pressure and volume than NMBB.

I'm thinking either an elephant trunk or fire hose.

 

[Black_White]

Tradie around this morning to give a quote. I asked him "who do you follow in the footy"?

He replied - "I don't follow the footy but if I was to say anything I'd say Carlton because they're neutral".

I said "maaaaaaate, pleeeeese, that lot ain't neutral"!

He replied "do you follow Collingwood"?

I know it’s hard to get tradies these days, but I’d rather live in a house without a roof than hire that guy.

 

[NMBB]

I know it’s hard to get tradies these days, but I’d rather live in a house without a roof than hire that guy.

Thanks for that but it's not the roof that requires attention

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

For the sake of wanting Carlton to implode, I'm hoping they do everything they can to keep De Koning and watch them learn the hard way that you don't need to pay big dollars for a ruckman

We're still paying for Grundy to this day

But at least we got a flag trying to fix the mistake

I understand needing to pay to keep good players, but it keeps being proven again and again that you don't actually need a good ruckman (or a ruckman at all lol) to win a flag.

Melbourne is basically the only team in the last 10 years to win a flag with a top line ruckman.

 

[Harry O]

Saints have offered TDK 7 year deal for $12m

 

[BillyElliott]

Saints have offered TDK 7 year deal for $12m

SOS wants to clear out the Blues. I love it.

 

[Horaceg]

SOS wants to clear out the Blues. I love it.

Do you think he was the DP hacker?

 

[BillyElliott]

Do you think he was the DP hacker?

Lukey probably wishes it was.

 

[Cousin of Daicos]

SOS wants to clear out the Blues. I love it.

Gonna be VERY interesting to see how it plays out

Graeme Wright was the one who wanted to offload Grundy as Wright doesn't value rucks as much

Will he get involved here and convinve them to let TDK go?

 

[Knoxy]

Carlton have just appointed a new president. Anyone want to take bets on how long the new guy lasts?

 

[Pistol Night]

Carlton have just appointed a new president. Anyone want to take bets on how long the new guy lasts?

A good bet with that dumpster fire club is whether the coach or president will get the arse first?

 

[jmac70]

Carlton have just appointed a new president. Anyone want to take bets on how long the new guy lasts?

He looks really boring.

 

[Horaceg]

Carlton have just appointed a new president. Anyone want to take bets on how long the new guy lasts?

I hope he’s the best one ever and succeeds in bankrupting the joint

 

[Pistol Night]

He looks really boring.

As long as hes not a compulsive dick pic sender hes putting the last bloke in the shade when it comes to boring

 

[cakewalk06]

I miss Sayers. I'm with Jmac.. this bloke's boring!

 

[NMBB]

Carlton have just appointed a new president. Anyone want to take bets on how long the new guy lasts?

35 years (11 coaches) - he's pledged to be there when they next make the GF

 

[Mollythedolly]

35 years (11 coaches) - he's pledged to be there when they next make the GF

Cryogenics? Or just ashes in an urn?

 

[NMBB]

Cryogenics? Or just ashes in an urn?

Either is fine by me

 

[jimmy35]

So another dodgy exec type steps up to fill the hole I’m assuming?