The Bay thread for funny shit posted by the flogs at Ess, Coll, Carl and Rich.

[Duritz]

Yep, the flogs. We can't quote their board, but use this thread to pos things they're saying that the Bay might be interested in.

I'll start:

In the thread polling their members about who they'd prefer out of Cloke or Goddard, one poster offered this:

"Goddard.
Our midfield would be unstoppable if he came to Carlton."

 

[Van Dayyyyum]

At Collingwood:

"I reckon we're a chance this weekend..."

 

[Kabanna]

For some reason this reminded me of the time I read how Eddie McGuire suggested a couple of years that the Pies deserved a cash prize for winning the minor premiership.

 

[DrEvil]

Yep, the flogs. We can't quote their board, but use this thread to pos things they're saying that the Bay might be interested in.

I'll start:

In the thread polling their members about who they'd prefer out of Cloke or Goddard, one poster offered this:

"Goddard.
Our midfield would be unstoppable (by Milne) if he came to Carlton."

Quite right.

 

[DrEvil]

What would be our chances of playing Hampson in the ruck constantly with Kreuzer as a 200cm tall ruck rover?

I said years ago that I believed that Kreuzer was a better option as a ruck rover than as a pure ruckman simply because of his second and third efforts.

LOL! They'd play Kreuzer on Milne next.

 

[DrEvil]

The club's debt is nothing the average punter needs to be concerned about.

However close to insolvency the club may seem, there are some very wealthy people on the board. If they say adding an extra $2m to the debt figure is manageable, in them we trust.

Seriously Carltank board is comedy gold mine.

 

[Starburns_]

I found this hillarious thread on the main board, apparently some flog thought that everyone else would care who his best 22 players of the year were.

 

[DrEvil]

Chris Dawes: Key to the Premiership

 

[Plugger35]

I found this hillarious thread on the main board, apparently some flog thought that everyone else would care who his best 22 players of the year were.

At least he didn't include any Bears players.

 

[Starburns_]

In a way it's true, the key to them winning the flag is him sitting in the stands.

 

[PieBeast]

A quote from the bloke in charge of the Punters Club Online : "OK guys we got the quaddie but not a big result, as I suggested four "favourite" type results meant it was never going to pay much. We return $3.28 for a $10 share"

pm him if anyone wants to feel like a winner while losing almost 70% of your stake

 

[Duritz]

A quote from the bloke in charge of the Punters Club Online : "OK guys we got the quaddie but not a big result, as I suggested four "favourite" type results meant it was never going to pay much. We return $3.28 for a $10 share"

pm him if anyone wants to feel like a winner while losing almost 70% of your stake

That sounds right. How's that mob gone on AFL quads this year? They up?

 

[Vilipend]

Stkilda fan:
"We are a serious threat to win a premiership."

Essendumb fan:
"Hird is a good coach and makes great game day moves."

 

[Gongswan]

With this in our midfield, unstoppable

 

[Waynesworld]

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With this in our midfield, unstoppable

What was the question again......?

 

[SamFisher25]

Essendon Fan:
"I like the clash strip. It's a great play on our tradition and history. It looks tough and hard. It's better than the saggy sash."

Twomey2Flogs:
"When we smash you..."

ScottFlogberton:
"We all know that you are the Fireman!"

 

[Franc de Borges]

The funniest discussions were a few years ago when people were annoyed that we took Yarran over Rich, or that we lost Fevola for Henderson.

 

[chefmeister]

Collingwood on playing Geelong in the '11 GF.

"We are a 50-50 chance this week.."

 

[Dennis]

I have nothing to add except for my witty and slightly out of date, yet still tenuously topical signature

 

[Kabanna]

At least he didn't include any Bears players.

I wouldn't include any Bears players either. They're way too old. Lions players have a better chance of being selected than Bears players

 

[Duritz]

The funniest discussions were a few years ago when people were annoyed that we took Yarran over Rich, or that we lost Fevola for Henderson.

Just last week in fact.

 

[Duritz]

That sounds right. How's that mob gone on AFL quads this year? They up?

I'll answer that one for you PB.... If you'd put, say, $50 into every one of PCO's quaddie clubs, you'd have outlayed $600 (12 quaddies taken), collected on 8 of them (67% strike rate) and nearly tripled your money, returning $1711 thus far, for a profit of $1111.

Thanks for the free advertising.