The Age- Player Side Effects

[rdhopkins2]

http://m.theage.com.au/afl/essendon...rom-stephen-danks-regime-20150809-giv8my.html

Essendon players reportedly suffered painful side effects from Dank's regime.

"come and get your vitamins!"

 

[compact72]

In the buttocks.

Nothing thread

 

[The Hopper]

In the buttocks.

Nothing thread

This is a football thread. Prefer 'arse'.

 

[coryne]

This is a football thread. Prefer 'arse'.

I thought that the lube all was supposed to prevent this .....

 

[Crawb]

http://m.theage.com.au/afl/essendon...rom-stephen-danks-regime-20150809-giv8my.html

Essendon players reportedly suffered painful side effects from Dank's regime.

"come and get your vitamins!"

"Vitamins"

 

[Ant_]

"like concrete going into your arse"

 

[CountryRace]

If they drugs are unknown according to efc

How can one know the side effects ?

 

[rdhopkins2]

"like concrete going into your arse"

Perhaps it was concrete? What do the records say?

 

[Outback Footy]

I particularly like the bits where every player denied theyd been injected with TB4, and yet no one knew what they had been injected with.......

 

[Lissy]

I thought that the lube all was supposed to prevent this .....

Was the lube C0 category?

 

[jenny61_99]

Thought they were supposed to have SubQ injections not intra-muscular?

 

[DesertRoo]

"like concrete going into your arse"

What's your point??

 

[Chameleon75]

What's your point??

hang on, he passed all the tests, slander i say

 

[jenny61_99]

What's your point??

God that's hideous.

 

[DesertRoo]

God that's hideous.

It gets better Jenny, every 15 year boy with muscle dysmorphias dream.

 

[Armchair Critic]

Is losing the ability to compete in the AFL classed as a side effect ?

 

[legend166]

Sam Mitchell couldn't even get his sledge right.

 

[t_ontour]

Sore Butt... but what about the cancer risks and the harm to unborn children... thats what we and the players were told.

Needle in the bum... yeah thats meant to hurt... but great to see the Age once again running with the non-issue in what was released...

Once again they have missed the mark. Surprised they didnt run with another Hird issue.. after all its all his fault even though the Tribunal barely gave him a minute...

 

[Vapor]

If the players went along with all of this without questioning what they were being injected with then there's no sympathy from me

 

[DeGen]

What's your point??

Looks like a condom full of walnuts

 

[Ant_]

It gets better Jenny, every 15 year boy with muscle dysmorphias dream.

Not sure the relevance... unless concrete arse is going to need a colostomy bag, post his playing years?

 

[The Hopper]

Looks like a condom full of walnuts

Looks like his airbags have gone off.

 

[DesertRoo]

Not sure the relevance... unless concrete arse is going to need a colostomy bag, post his playing years?

Oh sorry, Injecting concrete/synthol into your butt, more relevant?
the things people do for beauty..

 

[Lavender Bushranger]

If they drugs are unknown according to efc

How can one know the side effects ?

I'd also argue that having concrete in your arse could be considered 'harmful'!

 

[DeGen]

Oh sorry, Injecting concrete/synthol into your butt, more relevant?
the things people do for beauty..

Thats chock full of the good Thymosen