Media Tarkyn_24 Will Not Win the Fred Medal

[AnUltimateRessie]

Tarkyn_24 Will Not Win the Fred Medal


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by Dr. Ultimas Ressier

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It was a fantastic weekend for Tarkyn_24 as he went head-to-head with the Ophidian Old Boys General Harvey Manfrenjensenden and kicked twelve goals. An event that has only happened five games in a 24 year period of the Sweet Football Association.

Tarks now has a convincing lead on the Fred medal leader board with a five goal lead over Fighting Furies resident, ShaunDuggan , but this result is actually fantastic news for ShaunDuggan and that's exactly what we will explore shortly.

The science and mathematics are simple for even the feeble-minded to understand.

There are 15 players in the history of the Sweet Football Association that have kicked 11 or 12 goals and just three have won the Fred medal in the same exact season. Therefore, there is just a 000020 percent chance of Tarkyn_24 adding himself to this list.

To back up this point, Tarkyn_24 has won three Fred medals in the past. 0 percent of players that have played a single game in the Sweet Football Association has won four making it statistically and scientific and mathematically sound that it is impossible for Tarkyn_24 to be the first to do that.

That's right across three key categories - Statistics, Science, and Maths. It is IMPOSSIBLE for Tarkyn_24 to win the Fred Medal.

Lets go further into that and put it into a percentage: zero percent.

In conclusion, Qooty just doesn't allow it.

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[AnUltimateRessie]

After further discussion with Dr. Ultimas Ressier, he has concluded that Harvey Manhoweverthe****youspellthisstupidshitden deserves to spend a week in the SPAM F.L

 

[Loonerty]

Counter point: yeah he will

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Counter point: yeah he will

oh

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Harvey Manfrenjensenden. There's your answer.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Harvey Manfrenjensenden. There's your answer.

What was the question again?

 

[ClarkeM]

He will win the medal just after he he wins my heart.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

What was the question again?

who u hav a crush on

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

who u hav a crush on

Nice detective work.

 

[Pugsley]

Just give him the medal. He deserves it.

 

[thewizardmelon]

Tarkyn_24 Will Not Win the Fred Medal

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by Dr. Ultimas Ressier

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It was a fantastic weekend for Tarkyn_24 as he went head-to-head with the Ophidian Old Boys General Harvey Manfrenjensenden and kicked twelve goals. An event that has only happened five games in a 24 year period of the Sweet Football Association.

Tarks now has a convincing lead on the Fred medal leader board with a five goal lead over Fighting Furies resident, NaturalDisaster, but this result is actually fantastic news for NaturalDisaster and that's exactly what we will explore shortly.

The science and mathematics are simple for even the feeble-minded to understand.

There are 15 players in the history of the Sweet Football Association that have kicked 11 or 12 goals and just three have won the Fred medal in the same exact season. Therefore, there is just a 000020 percent chance of Tarkyn_24 adding himself to this list.

To back up this point, Tarkyn_24 has won three Fred medals in the past. 0 percent of players that have played a single game in the Sweet Football Association has won four making it statistically and scientific and mathematically sound that it is impossible for Tarkyn_24 to be the first to do that.

That's right across three key categories - Statistics, Science, and Maths. It is IMPOSSIBLE for Tarkyn_24 to win the Fred Medal.

Lets go further into that and put it into a percentage: zero percent.

In conclusion, Qooty just doesn't allow it.

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Great thread, quality content, accurate description. Couldn’t agree more

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

Is it true that NaturalDisaster has overtaken ShaunDuggan for 2nd in the Fred despite only kicking 3 goals this season?

 

[Jabba73]

Tarkyn_24 Will Not Win the Fred Medal

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by Dr. Ultimas Ressier

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It was a fantastic weekend for Tarkyn_24 as he went head-to-head with the Ophidian Old Boys General Harvey Manfrenjensenden and kicked twelve goals. An event that has only happened five games in a 24 year period of the Sweet Football Association.

Tarks now has a convincing lead on the Fred medal leader board with a five goal lead over Fighting Furies resident, NaturalDisaster, but this result is actually fantastic news for NaturalDisaster and that's exactly what we will explore shortly.

The science and mathematics are simple for even the feeble-minded to understand.

There are 15 players in the history of the Sweet Football Association that have kicked 11 or 12 goals and just three have won the Fred medal in the same exact season. Therefore, there is just a 000020 percent chance of Tarkyn_24 adding himself to this list.

To back up this point, Tarkyn_24 has won three Fred medals in the past. 0 percent of players that have played a single game in the Sweet Football Association has won four making it statistically and scientific and mathematically sound that it is impossible for Tarkyn_24 to be the first to do that.

That's right across three key categories - Statistics, Science, and Maths. It is IMPOSSIBLE for Tarkyn_24 to win the Fred Medal.

Lets go further into that and put it into a percentage: zero percent.

In conclusion, Qooty just doesn't allow it.

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Wow, we start threads to state the bleeding obvious now?

Next up, “Sim has a love affair with new club OOBs” and “Dragons in crisis talks over rule breaches nothing to see here”.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

I am very excited to announce that I have read this thread

 

[Pugsley]

I am very excited to announce that I have read this thread

I saw your name and said give that bloke a medal.

 

[jackster83]

okeydoke7 likes the thread title.

 

[Pugsley]

okeydoke7 likes the thread title.

It's lacking a mirror for him.

 

[ShaunDuggan]

Is it true that NaturalDisaster has overtaken ShaunDuggan for 2nd in the Fred despite only kicking 3 goals this season?

Natural Disaster is that inactive player from the Furies yeh?

 

[Pugsley]

Natural Disaster is that inactive player from the Furies yeh?

That's him. Occasionally, posts a thread that takes a season to finish.

 

[thewizardmelon]

Wow, we start threads to state the bleeding obvious now?

Next up, “Sim has a love affair with new club OOBs” and “Dragons in crisis talks over rule breaches nothing to see here”.

Yes a love affair = like a 10 goal loss

That makes sense, YabbaJabba

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Yes a love affair = like a 10 goal loss

That makes sense, YabbaJabba

I’ve had many a love affair in the last five or six seasons.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Is it true that NaturalDisaster has overtaken ShaunDuggan for 2nd in the Fred despite only kicking 3 goals this season?

i have no idea what you are talking about and totally didn't read the hit out stat !

 

[thewizardmelon]

I’ve had many a love affair in the last five or six seasons.

Ah, so losing = sim loves you, winning = the opposite?

Bring on those losses!

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Unlucky for Tarks I will remain at full back for the foreseeable future so next week we can insert the swamprats FF as the hot favourite and the cycle will continue*



*Until I whore myself out to a new team who is looking for a proven gaol kicker.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Unlucky for Tarks I will remain at full back for the foreseeable future so next week we can insert the swamprats FF as the hot favourite and the cycle will continue*



*Until I whore myself out to a new team who is looking for a proven gaol kicker.

Weird that you say that considering the Wonders might have a spot opening at full forward if BFew does perform this week....