Society & Culture Strip Clubs

[Mr Budda Bing]

Every time I drive by Kings Street here in Melbourne, I see all these business men leaving. Wonder if its any good or the strippers are just herion addicts in supre dresses.

I've gone to a few clubs in my hey day but more for a bucks night thing for mates.

Any great memorable stories? Married a stripper?

 

[DTRAIN87]

Post nudes of your missus again .

 

[rocker_oz33]

Afew year ago few of the boys from work got a limo up to watch the aussies v SA in a onedayer we had abox.The game was abit boring afew of us took of to bar20.One of the guys was married and was loving the show.l cant remmber to much.

 

[Hlebalicious]

A mate and I like to head in a Monday night and i must say its hilarious, we come up with ridiculous fake personas and see if we can get the strippers to believe it (most do). I remember talking to one about HECS debt( i honestly don't remember why) and the other girl that was sitting with us chimed in asking wtf is HECS. Clearly higher education was never in her career plans anyway.

One of the weirder things ive seen was at Goldfingers on a Monday night and i saw an Asian man with what looked like his family (elderly wife, middle aged son and daughter) at a table enjoying the festivities.

 

[ash_1050]

I saw Spider Everitt in of Bar 20 at 5:00am on the morning of the drawn Grand Final. The best bit is I had to work at the 'G later that morning and lo and behold Spider was one of the three guest speakers in the room. Needless to say he didn't make his 11am speech, apparently he was busted by the cops for sleeping in his kombie van in the MCG carpark so they had his van towed. Nice enough guy, even if he kept hogging the blonde girls.

 

[woopedazz]

I make a habit of going up to the ugliest stripper in the place and telling a story about one of my mates getting married tomorrow and we've just finished his buck's party. I go on to say how the stripper never showed up and he's never had a private dance before. "He really wants to do one crazy thing with another girl before he marries his high-school sweetheart, but he's just so nervous he will never admit it."

/Sit back and watch stripper harass friend/random stranger for 30 minutes. It's my guilty pleasure.

 

[Northworth]

My wife and I were at a tv station about five years ago - she was a contestant on a TV gameshow... and we had to spend like 5 hours there - it took bloody forever... but we shared a green room (/a bit bigger than a wardrobe) with this guy and we spent the day making small talk.... at about hour 4 I asked - "so are you married?"... he says "yes".... "what does your wife do?" (bearing in mind that my wife is sitting next to me)... "oh she is a stripper"

Definition of awkward silence.

Me: "she must have to keep fit..."

My wife - glaring at me.

 

[iDon]

Back in the day. I was about 19 or so with my best mate out in MOrnington. Night was coming to a close and we were going to head back home to Frankston. Got to the front of a taxi line and jump in. As the nice bloke I am yelled out that we are heading Frankston way if anyone wants in. Two older blokes jumped in and off we went.

About a minute into the journey, the guy in the front seat told us we are heading to Kittens. It was about 4am and cricket the next day in 35 degree heat meant I was already past my bedtime. But they kept on insisting. I finally look to my left to the other old bloke who wasn't saying much and recognised him as Dean Jones. Legend. Cricketing hero. Superstar.

Plans were quickly changed and we went to Kittens. He paid the taxi for us and we get to the front line. By this stage I was trying to get him to have a yarn but he kept giving me not much. Walk up to the front line and the bouncer gave us the old "you are too drunk to enter". Mr Jones wasn't happy and asked to see the manager. Love the line he gave the bouncer.

DJ "Get the manager for us"
Bouncer "umm.....no your not coming in"
DJ "do you know who the **** I am?"
Bouncer "umm ... no?"
DJ "Dean '****n' jones"
Bouncer "sorry who?"

classic.

Anyway manager comes out and I think he recognises him. We proceeed to walk straight in, free entry and a drink card each. Ended up chatting to the other bloke who was DJ's manager. Great guy. Ended up walking out about 6-7am with DJ still staring at the same stripper he had been looking at for ages.

Turned out he had a golf tee off around 830am down on one of the sandbelt courses with blokes from my cricket club (corporate day). News came back to me that he not only made tee off time but shot a 78 off the stick.

LEGEND

 

[Jordie_tackles]

Back in the day. I was about 19 or so with my best mate out in MOrnington. Night was coming to a close and we were going to head back home to Frankston. Got to the front of a taxi line and jump in. As the nice bloke I am yelled out that we are heading Frankston way if anyone wants in. Two older blokes jumped in and off we went.

About a minute into the journey, the guy in the front seat told us we are heading to Kittens. It was about 4am and cricket the next day in 35 degree heat meant I was already past my bedtime. But they kept on insisting. I finally look to my left to the other old bloke who wasn't saying much and recognised him as Dean Jones. Legend. Cricketing hero. Superstar.

Plans were quickly changed and we went to Kittens. He paid the taxi for us and we get to the front line. By this stage I was trying to get him to have a yarn but he kept giving me not much. Walk up to the front line and the bouncer gave us the old "you are too drunk to enter". Mr Jones wasn't happy and asked to see the manager. Love the line he gave the bouncer.

DJ "Get the manager for us"
Bouncer "umm.....no your not coming in"
DJ "do you know who the **** I am?"
Bouncer "umm ... no?"
DJ "Dean '****n' jones"
Bouncer "sorry who?"

classic.

Anyway manager comes out and I think he recognises him. We proceeed to walk straight in, free entry and a drink card each. Ended up chatting to the other bloke who was DJ's manager. Great guy. Ended up walking out about 6-7am with DJ still staring at the same stripper he had been looking at for ages.

Turned out he had a golf tee off around 830am down on one of the sandbelt courses with blokes from my cricket club (corporate day). News came back to me that he not only made tee off time but shot a 78 off the stick.

LEGEND

Great story, dont care if lies, still great

 

[checkraiseulite]

A mate and I like to head in a Monday night and i must say its hilarious, we come up with ridiculous fake personas and see if we can get the strippers to believe it (most do).

Newsflash mate, as long as you've got the money to keep the meter ticking over I doubt they care what sort of crap you're spinning.

One of the girls I know is a stripper and she makes a killing working a couple of nights a week. She's also a law student who's pretty switched on.

 

[Silent Alarm]

One of the girls I know is a stripper and she makes a killing working a couple of nights a week. She's also a law student who's pretty switched on.

I know* plenty of older girls who do this. Financially, it's a pretty good way to get through uni. The hours aren't as hectic as a usual part time job would be. The pay is definitely a positive. And I guess you also keep fit, as well. Negatives include the sleazes... But hey, you don't have to touch them.

*Know of through mutual friends, mates' siblings, you get the picture.

 

[WowsersTrousers]

there are basically no hot strippers.

if you are a seriously good looking girl, you dont need to strip to get by.

you see 50 better looking girls every night at bars in melbourne than you do at a strip club.

if you're a decent guy, your gf is most likely hotter than the strippers. the only difference being that when your gf gets her clothes off, you get to bang her.

i just dont get why guys go to the 'rippers'

 

[checkraiseulite]

I know* plenty of older girls who do this. Financially, it's a pretty good way to get through uni. The hours aren't as hectic as a usual part time job would be. The pay is definitely a positive. And I guess you also keep fit, as well. Negatives include the sleazes... But hey, you don't have to touch them.

*Know of through mutual friends, mates' siblings, you get the picture.

[ ] has been to a strip club.

 

[checkraiseulite]

there are basically no hot strippers.

if you are a seriously good looking girl, you dont need to strip to get by.

you see 50 better looking girls every night at bars in melbourne than you do at a strip club.

if you're a decent guy, your gf is most likely hotter than the strippers. the only difference being that when your gf gets her clothes off, you get to bang her.

i just dont get why guys go to the 'rippers'

Guys will do a lot of stupid stuff and spend a lot of money when they're drunk, especially those who aren't capable of getting decent looking girls or are in long-term relationships.

It's not logical but there's a market for it, and these girls are capitalising on it.

I'm also going to hazard a guess and say you haven't spent too much time in strip clubs in any decent city. There are plenty of hot strippers.

 

[Hlebalicious]

Newsflash mate, as long as you've got the money to keep the meter ticking over I doubt they care what sort of crap you're spinning.

Um where in my post did I say we paid them? We just sit have a few drinks and because it's so quiet on weekdays all the girls are working double as hard to get you interested.

 

[iDon]

Great story, dont care if lies, still great

It's one of those stories that doesn't seem real. Lucky I had me mate there

 

[Illinois Nazi]

I can't think of many places I've been to that are more boring than a strip club.

 

[Kcrack]

I challenged a stripper to a game of pool and lost. Haven't been to a strippers since.

 

[rocker_oz33]

I challenged a stripper to a game of pool and lost. Haven't been to a strippers since.

Were you 8 balled.

 

[JimDocker]

I can't think of many places I've been to that are more boring than a strip club.

Agree with this. I worked at a place years ago and we were trying to get some social life between the guys going. I said we should go out for a drink and one guy was adamant that we should go to a strip club.

I arranged and we went, but noone really socialised and I have never seen a group of guys look so awkward, ever !!

The next time I arranged a night, I said let's just meet at a pub and move on from there. This same guy was pushing to go to the strip club again. We met at a pub and sat around chatting. when it came time to go to the strip club, all except this 1 guy decided to move onto another pub rather than go to the strip club.

It was never raised as a place to go again.

 

[Plugger35]

I remember going to a strip club in Perth with a group of mates after we had all just turned 18.

Thought it would be exciting like the strip clubs in Hollywood movies but the reality was a lot different. The place we went too was seedy as hell and just about empty apart from a few dirty old men lurking in the shadows. The strippers were nothing to write home about either and just looked bored while going through the motions. Drinks were bloody expensive too.

Needless to say we never went there again, I've been to a few other strip clubs both here and overseas and none of them have been great.

 

[ep2018]

Got a lap dance from a stripper when I was 19.

May as well have been a robot rubbing synthetic breasts in my face.

 

[Sterge]

Went to Dallas in King St years ago

real dirty place smells like box

these 2 birds get up on stage to do the lesbian show they get about half way through and one of my mates goes to my other mate 'isn't that blonde on your ex'

pity my mate never knew his missus enjoyed a bit of a bat for the other team when they were dating

 

[BORK]

Around age 18 (just before turning 19) I was at one with mates. I was a student/part time worker and they had full time jobs hence more disposable income. I pretty much slowly sipped on the overpriced drinks while they were getting dances and I inherited the view for free. When you ordered a drink they would take your money leaving you at the table and then bring it to you on a tray already open with your change if you chose to take it. I had done the pre drinks thing that night and was not spending much money in there. None of my mates were drug users at that time and I have never been one. A while after getting an already opened drink brought to me by a scantily clad woman I ended up under the table for a short time then when mates pulled me to my seat I could see not much other than purple and green all around me. This continued for a couple of hours.

Though unsure if the motive adds up I am positive to this day that a worker at the club spiked my drink. The only reason I could see why they would have done that is to maybe loosen my wallet. Still wierd. Pretty much only end up in strip clubs on bucks nights these days. If I were to win the lottery one day I can picture one of the first things I would do is get all of my closest mates out to one and shout every one of them multiple lap dances.